Demetrius: Internet toughguy that has no idea how computers work. Nice.
"It took me three days to change my email password.The internet fears me."
Englebert Slaptyback: doynerRobert Goulet has really lost it in his twilight years.notsureifserious.jpgHe died in 2007.
unyon: A while back my parents had their Yahoo email hacked. Apart from sending out a plea for money to everyone in the contacts and then deleting them all, the hacker had cutely added a forwarder to another email account.So after repairing the login and recovering the contacts, I took action. I made an enquiry email, but also played stupid and said that I was having trouble emailing. Dumbass then gives me another email address, one that is clearly more primary. Gotcha. I add the guy to every shiatty mailing list I can think of, direct marketing, stormfront, you name it. And then, to top it off, I send an email flood to that address. Guy has been getting hundreds of messages a minute for weeks now.See Mr. high-and-mighty? THAT'S how you deal with an email hack.
Tyrosine: I'll bet he's still using Microsoft ME and Netscape.
itsdan: Unless this other email was another hacked account. In which case you're responsible for putting another innocent person through some hell.
Duke Skymocker: Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?
Duke Skymocker: Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?Probably.
China White Tea: What the fark did I just read?
Ed Finnerty: Duke Skymocker: Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?Those ARE the bible reading.
darthdrafter: Ed Finnerty: Duke Skymocker: Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?Those ARE the bible reading.Because Jesus wanted to murder all those horrible Jews and pagans who- oh, wait... no he didn't. Sometimes I wonder how most 'Christians' can claim to be Christian with a straight face.
Killroy69: ...Ed never specified Jesus, he said The Bible. Read Deuteronomy and come back.
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