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2013-02-03 10:57:52 AM
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...and when the excitement died down, Kai the Hitchhiker turned and walked slowly away to the end credit music of the Incredible Hulk.
2013-02-03 10:41:23 AM
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 01:52:17 PM
1 votes:

OnceMoreWithFeeling: mikefinch: So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.

Yep. Thanks for the bio. Fits my first impression -- seems like a genuine festival rat. Now I'd buy him a dinner and slip him $20 for the road.


It's my way of saying "thanks for smashing that guy's head in with a hatchet"
2013-02-03 01:15:53 PM
1 votes:
What the fark are Packers fans doing in Fresno?
2013-02-03 12:21:37 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, cheer for Kai now but just wait. Soon he'll be hooking up with Bodhi and will start robbing banks.
2013-02-03 11:48:26 AM
1 votes:

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Dear Jerk: To me, two-watch reporter guy is the most interesting. What time is it? Noon? Do you have a second source on that? He's kind of wacky, but he's holding down a paying job.

I'd love to run into that guy: "Excuse me, what times are it?"


Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care?
2013-02-03 11:26:46 AM
1 votes:
Sounds to me, like he didn't panic.
Excellent job, Kai.
You're one Hoopy Frood!

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2013-02-03 11:00:37 AM
1 votes:
I'd watch a Kung Fu reboot starring Kai. I'd watch the hell out of it.
2013-02-03 10:59:13 AM
1 votes:
Okay I thought the hatchet dude was the crazy one, but it was the huge Maybe Jesus driver guy who was crazy. I like how the driver thinks ridding the world of black people meant he would save the world, which means he would eventually have to go to Africa and wipe out a whole continent.

BTW, nice to know the hitchhiker has a hatchet to go along with his towel as well.
2013-02-03 10:50:11 AM
1 votes:
That's awesome. The hatchet wielding hitchhiker is the good guy.

I like to imagen that Kai the hitchhiker is just walking the earth having adventures like Cain or Samuel L Jackson.
2013-02-03 10:18:39 AM
1 votes:
Dude!  Kai!  Dude, it farking gnarly man!  Fark!

Dude!
2013-02-03 09:34:12 AM
1 votes:
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