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2013-02-03 12:10:03 PM  
4 votes:
So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.
2013-02-03 10:57:59 AM  
2 votes:
Kai, the homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is my new hero!
2013-02-03 10:50:11 AM  
2 votes:
That's awesome. The hatchet wielding hitchhiker is the good guy.

I like to imagen that Kai the hitchhiker is just walking the earth having adventures like Cain or Samuel L Jackson.
2013-02-03 10:40:46 AM  
2 votes:
Kai - I'd pick you up and buy you a dinner. Keep on keeping those highways safe, dude.
2013-02-03 09:34:50 AM  
2 votes:
That may be the nicest hatchet-wielding hitchhiker I've ever seen. :-)
2013-02-03 09:07:22 AM  
2 votes:
The full interview with Smash Brother is amazing...NSFW language

Kai the homeless hitchhiker - Smash Brother
2013-02-03 02:55:54 PM  
1 vote:

wellreadneck: mikefinch: So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.

Let's refer to Kai as a wayfarer, hobo has such a negative vibe.
Where's his hero tag?




I don't know. I have made so many variations of this hobo stove that I think of them while asleep.

farm4.static.flickr.com

/gonna go watch water boil
2013-02-03 11:46:21 AM  
1 vote:

Cuchulane: The full interview with Smash Brother is amazing...NSFW language

Kai the homeless hitchhiker - Smash Brother


Kai is great - puts the hope back in humanity. Get him a wetsuit and surfboard.
2013-02-03 10:59:13 AM  
1 vote:
Okay I thought the hatchet dude was the crazy one, but it was the huge Maybe Jesus driver guy who was crazy. I like how the driver thinks ridding the world of black people meant he would save the world, which means he would eventually have to go to Africa and wipe out a whole continent.

BTW, nice to know the hitchhiker has a hatchet to go along with his towel as well.
2013-02-03 10:57:52 AM  
1 vote:
...and when the excitement died down, Kai the Hitchhiker turned and walked slowly away to the end credit music of the Incredible Hulk.
2013-02-03 10:52:44 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, there is a hitchwiki.. http://hitchwiki.org/
hitchwiki.org
2013-02-03 10:18:39 AM  
1 vote:
Dude!  Kai!  Dude, it farking gnarly man!  Fark!

Dude!
 
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