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2013-02-03 09:07:22 AM  
The full interview with Smash Brother is amazing...NSFW language

Kai the homeless hitchhiker - Smash Brother
 
2013-02-03 09:34:12 AM  
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2013-02-03 09:34:50 AM  
That may be the nicest hatchet-wielding hitchhiker I've ever seen. :-)
 
2013-02-03 10:18:39 AM  
Dude!  Kai!  Dude, it farking gnarly man!  Fark!

Dude!
 
2013-02-03 10:40:46 AM  
Kai - I'd pick you up and buy you a dinner. Keep on keeping those highways safe, dude.
 
2013-02-03 10:41:23 AM  
i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-03 10:43:14 AM  
Honey, can you get the door. I think the Hulk is here.
 
2013-02-03 10:50:11 AM  
That's awesome. The hatchet wielding hitchhiker is the good guy.

I like to imagen that Kai the hitchhiker is just walking the earth having adventures like Cain or Samuel L Jackson.
 
2013-02-03 10:52:44 AM  
Yes, there is a hitchwiki.. http://hitchwiki.org/
hitchwiki.org
 
2013-02-03 10:57:23 AM  
Proof that we should have homeless hitchhikers armed with hatchets guarding every roadside!
 
2013-02-03 10:57:52 AM  
...and when the excitement died down, Kai the Hitchhiker turned and walked slowly away to the end credit music of the Incredible Hulk.
 
2013-02-03 10:57:59 AM  
Kai, the homeless, hatchet-wielding hitchhiker is my new hero!
 
2013-02-03 10:59:13 AM  
Okay I thought the hatchet dude was the crazy one, but it was the huge Maybe Jesus driver guy who was crazy. I like how the driver thinks ridding the world of black people meant he would save the world, which means he would eventually have to go to Africa and wipe out a whole continent.

BTW, nice to know the hitchhiker has a hatchet to go along with his towel as well.
 
2013-02-03 11:00:37 AM  
I'd watch a Kung Fu reboot starring Kai. I'd watch the hell out of it.
 
2013-02-03 11:01:01 AM  
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I think Kai killed a guy!
/you should probably leave town.
 
2013-02-03 11:06:03 AM  
Living in downtown Savannah, GA, I met these types of people on a daily basis.  Interesting conversations but hard to get rid of when you grow tired of them.
 
2013-02-03 11:11:31 AM  
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"Who do you want me to Sumasssshhhh "
 
2013-02-03 11:13:59 AM  

MountainClimber: [x71.xanga.com image 400x301]

"Who do you want me to Sumasssshhhh "


Heh! I really liked that show until mid-season 2. It went from really cool to absolute shiat very fast.
 
2013-02-03 11:25:02 AM  

Ed Finnerty: MountainClimber: [x71.xanga.com image 400x301]

"Who do you want me to Sumasssshhhh "

Heh! I really liked that show until mid-season 2. It went from really cool to absolute shiat very fast.


Yeah, absolute shiat, geh heeeeyyyyyyyy.

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2013-02-03 11:26:46 AM  
Sounds to me, like he didn't panic.
Excellent job, Kai.
You're one Hoopy Frood!

/42
 
2013-02-03 11:27:40 AM  

Ed Finnerty: MountainClimber: [x71.xanga.com image 400x301]

"Who do you want me to Sumasssshhhh "

Heh! I really liked that show until mid-season 2. It went from really cool to absolute shiat very fast.


Was it? I tried to watch that on Netflix last night and couldn't get past the first fifteen minutes
 
2013-02-03 11:33:01 AM  
Y2KHAI
 
2013-02-03 11:33:57 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: nttawwt


Ok, I'm lost. It's either soft core lesbian porn....or roller derby. Hell If I know. What is it or who is it I guess?
 
2013-02-03 11:37:34 AM  
To me, two-watch reporter guy is the most interesting. What time is it? Noon? Do you have a second source on that? He's kind of wacky, but he's holding down a paying job.
 
2013-02-03 11:39:23 AM  
what a Suh-Mash might look like

www.scotscoop.com
 
2013-02-03 11:39:26 AM  
Would someone mirror that NSFW version please?
 
2013-02-03 11:42:54 AM  
starcasm.net

I thought this was a smush thread, but it weren't.
 
2013-02-03 11:43:00 AM  

Dear Jerk: To me, two-watch reporter guy is the most interesting. What time is it? Noon? Do you have a second source on that? He's kind of wacky, but he's holding down a paying job.


I'd love to run into that guy: "Excuse me, what times are it?"
 
2013-02-03 11:45:52 AM  
The article's trying way too hard to assert this guy as a viral internet sensation.

Stop trying to make Kai happen, it's never going to happen.
 
2013-02-03 11:46:21 AM  

Cuchulane: The full interview with Smash Brother is amazing...NSFW language

Kai the homeless hitchhiker - Smash Brother


Kai is great - puts the hope back in humanity. Get him a wetsuit and surfboard.
 
2013-02-03 11:48:26 AM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Dear Jerk: To me, two-watch reporter guy is the most interesting. What time is it? Noon? Do you have a second source on that? He's kind of wacky, but he's holding down a paying job.

I'd love to run into that guy: "Excuse me, what times are it?"


Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care?
 
2013-02-03 11:53:19 AM  

DubtodaIll: Ed Finnerty: MountainClimber: [x71.xanga.com image 400x301]

"Who do you want me to Sumasssshhhh "

Heh! I really liked that show until mid-season 2. It went from really cool to absolute shiat very fast.

Was it? I tried to watch that on Netflix last night and couldn't get past the first fifteen minutes


IMHO:

The first season has some really interesting guest stars (Rutger Hauer springs to mind). The plot has some direction and they encounter some interesting people/things.

Somewhere around season 2, it becomes a tit-fest, changes characters, and loses direction. It then continues to fall apart until it dies a merciful death.
 
2013-02-03 11:53:41 AM  

indarwinsshadow: StoPPeRmobile: nttawwt

Ok, I'm lost. It's either soft core lesbian porn....or roller derby. Hell If I know. What is it or who is it I guess?


Lexx - a German/Canadian SciFi show from the late 90's.

The guy I pictured above was one of the 3 main characters, his name was Kai, an undead assassin.
The girl pictured was Zev a female love slave, another of the 3 main characters.
 
2013-02-03 11:53:45 AM  

indarwinsshadow: StoPPeRmobile: nttawwt

Ok, I'm lost. It's either soft core lesbian porn....or roller derby. Hell If I know. What is it or who is it I guess?




Someone doesn't like my images.

:(
 
2013-02-03 12:04:26 PM  
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Not impressed.
 
2013-02-03 12:10:03 PM  
So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.
 
2013-02-03 12:15:37 PM  
Just noticed the reporter using the phrase "innocent bystandards"

/pet peeve
//ungion
///all the sudden
 
2013-02-03 12:20:09 PM  

mikefinch: Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.


Thanks for sharing that. I liked him in the video and your story confirms it to me, he's a decent hippy sort.
 
2013-02-03 12:21:37 PM  
Yeah, cheer for Kai now but just wait. Soon he'll be hooking up with Bodhi and will start robbing banks.
 
2013-02-03 12:43:35 PM  
He just wanted to AXE him a question
 
2013-02-03 12:45:54 PM  

mikefinch: So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.


Let's refer to Kai as a wayfarer, hobo has such a negative vibe.
Where's his hero tag?
 
2013-02-03 01:15:53 PM  
What the fark are Packers fans doing in Fresno?
 
2013-02-03 01:31:09 PM  
Thankfully SOMEONE remembered that noone can smash like the Hulk.
 
2013-02-03 01:46:33 PM  

mikefinch: So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.


Yep. Thanks for the bio. Fits my first impression -- seems like a genuine festival rat. Now I'd buy him a dinner and slip him $20 for the road.
 
2013-02-03 01:47:37 PM  
After the suh-mash, he should've looked down like the guy was still there and say "Puny human", before turning and walking away.
 
2013-02-03 01:52:17 PM  

OnceMoreWithFeeling: mikefinch: So i know Kai. I spent 2 and a half months living at a forestry camp with the guy. he dropped out after a bit but thats life man.

So let me tell you about Kai.. If i remember correctly his real name is kyle, he loves to sing, play guitar, (he still owes me a set of nylon strings after breaking mine) and smoke pot. He was raised as a foster kid and sortof bounced around the system  untill he started traveling the festival ciurcut like any good canadian hippie. Hes not nearly as homeless as he is a hobo, movieng from place to place and being himself.

He is one of the nicest people i have ever met. Im glad so many people would buy him a meal because he deserves it. Hes one of those weird people whos frighteningly honest and straight forward. Genuine to the core.

He has a giant line drawing tattoo of a burning phoenix on his back that looks amazing. When i asked him if he was ever going to get it filled in he responded "I get someone to fill it in with body paint whenever im at a festival.

Hes the kind of person that would eat a mushroom they found growing on the side of a road. I know this because he claimed to have done it. And also that he spent a few days in the hospital and that "Yeah you shouldnt eat a mushroom unless you know what that shiat is."

Kai rocks. Such a goddamn nice kid.

Yep. Thanks for the bio. Fits my first impression -- seems like a genuine festival rat. Now I'd buy him a dinner and slip him $20 for the road.


It's my way of saying "thanks for smashing that guy's head in with a hatchet"
 
2013-02-03 01:53:45 PM  
I know I'm not the only one who thinks this should have hero tag

/KAI SUUH-MAAASH!
 
2013-02-03 01:54:13 PM  

lack of warmth: After the suh-mash, he should've looked down like the guy was still there and say "Puny human", before turning and walking away.


Wouldn't 'puny god' have been more appropriate?
 
2013-02-03 01:55:35 PM  
I could swear I picked this guy up on the side of the road somewhere around Santa Cruz, like, seven years ago.
 
2013-02-03 02:03:09 PM  
Another farkin site that sends mobile users into some farkin blackhole. Anybody have a better link?
 
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