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(YouTube)   Did you know that they also have a pairs event at pole dance competitions? Well, you do now... and you're welcome   (youtube.com) divider line 20
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2013-02-03 10:18:04 AM  
Have to tip twice as fast. Dang.
 
2013-02-03 10:21:00 AM  
Is it in the rules that they have to wear granny panties?
 
2013-02-03 10:46:41 AM  

coderitr: Is it in the rules that they have to wear granny panties?


More than likely, yes, to avoid any possibility of "public indecency" charges.
 
2013-02-03 11:28:54 AM  
meh, where are the hula hoops?
 
2013-02-03 11:30:21 AM  
They should take this act over to Mons Venus.
 
2013-02-03 11:58:48 AM  
Whichever stripper invented the "Walking down the stairs" move while hanging from a pole should be hanged from a pole
 
2013-02-03 12:22:32 PM  
Some things should remain in dimly lit rooms shrouded in shame.
 
2013-02-03 01:11:03 PM  
I believe the correct term is "Synchronized sluttery".
 
2013-02-03 02:06:34 PM  
Why is pole dancing a thing again?
 
2013-02-03 02:07:51 PM  

Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?


Because God loves me and wants me to be happy.
 
2013-02-03 02:10:30 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?

Because God loves me and wants me to be happy.


I thought God wasn't very keen on self-pleasuring :-)
 
2013-02-03 02:16:09 PM  

Pincy: HotWingAgenda: Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?

Because God loves me and wants me to be happy.

I thought God wasn't very keen on self-pleasuring :-)


Consider this: under a monotheistic schema, there is only one God, right?  Who, pray tell, does God get to sleep with, if there are no other deities with which to get his/her freak on?  I'm pretty sure a monotheistic God must logically be touching himself at night.
 
2013-02-03 02:22:10 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Pincy: HotWingAgenda: Pincy:
Consider this: under a monotheistic schema, there is only one God, right?  Who, pray tell, does God get to sleep with


Anything he/she/it wants to.
 
2013-02-03 02:51:40 PM  

Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?


Because you get to see very athletic women in skimpy outfits. This only applies to this kind of pole dancing where they can actually do these complicated moves. Not your low rent 200 pound college drop out with 2 kids and a c-section scar.
 
2013-02-03 03:38:13 PM  
They certainly have nice smiles
 
2013-02-03 04:37:31 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Pincy: HotWingAgenda: Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?

Because God loves me and wants me to be happy.

I thought God wasn't very keen on self-pleasuring :-)

Consider this: under a monotheistic schema, there is only one God, right?  Who, pray tell, does God get to sleep with, if there are no other deities with which to get his/her freak on?  I'm pretty sure a monotheistic God must logically be touching himself at night.


I thought he turned into a swan to get his groove thing on.
 
2013-02-03 05:29:47 PM  
1080P! Whar is teh 1080P!
 
2013-02-04 01:21:31 AM  
Granny panties are so they can spin on the pole more easily. Less chafing.
 
2013-02-04 03:22:29 AM  

Pincy: HotWingAgenda: Pincy: Why is pole dancing a thing again?

Because God loves me and wants me to be happy.

I thought God wasn't very keen on self-pleasuring :-)


God never had an opinion one way or the other.  The passage about Onan* is misquoted.  He was chastised by god because he refused to impregnate his dead brother's wife, not because he fapped.

* That's Saint Onan.  Patron saint of small families and nervous farm animals.
 
2013-02-04 03:23:12 AM  
Those pole dancers are so buff that if they flexed at the wrong moment, it would rip your penis right off.

I'm willing to take that chance.
 
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