Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Vulture)   Britney Spears' $100 million Vegas casino headlining deal crashes down like a house of cards   (vulture.com) divider line 9
    More: Followup, Britney Spears, Caesars Palace, Las Vegas, Rod Stewart  
•       •       •

8745 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 03 Feb 2013 at 9:43 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-02-03 08:54:31 AM  
5 votes:
their superstar lineup of Elton John, Shania Twain, Rod Stewart, and, of course, the "My Heart Will Go On" crooner

Which of Dante's Circles of Hell is that again?
2013-02-03 11:06:53 AM  
3 votes:

Tom_Slick: Life_is_a_carnivore: Next up, Branson Brittney.

That would probably be a good place for her, away from the spotlight but she could still perform regularly.


Branson is what Las Vegas would be like if Ned Flanders was in charge.
2013-02-03 09:48:37 AM  
3 votes:
www.boardsandrec.com

Checkmate
2013-02-03 10:20:14 AM  
2 votes:
Tina Fey on Weekend Update, about 1999:
As a mother of two, which I am not, I worry about the lack of positive role models for today's young girls. For example, Britney Spears caused controversy last month when she wore this skimpy outfit at MTV's Video Music Awards. Critics called the outfit inappropriate and say it's just another example of Hollywood sexualizing young girls. But I say, ladies - give it up. Britney looks good. Look at that ass! That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow... so enjoy it now... have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone.
2013-02-03 10:12:49 AM  
2 votes:

ArkAngel: Checkmate


*Kif groan*
2013-02-03 09:46:56 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: their superstar lineup of Elton John, Shania Twain, Rod Stewart, and, of course, the "My Heart Will Go On" crooner

Which of Dante's Circles of Hell is that again?


It's the fifth ring.  Connecticut is in there as well.
2013-02-03 12:07:13 PM  
1 votes:
I would go see Britney at Caesar's Palace
2013-02-03 10:39:07 AM  
1 votes:
She's not worthy to headline at the Stratophere Casino.
2013-02-03 10:33:55 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe the Montecito  will pick her up.
 
Displayed 9 of 9 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report