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(ABC Local)   Protip: if you steal audio equipment from a church, try not to resell it at the same store where church leaders might be shopping for new equipment   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 54
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2013-02-03 09:35:58 AM
I bet the pastor didn't even tip the kind Sam Ash employee that contacted the police.
 
2013-02-03 09:42:47 AM
FTFA: They're now installing an alarm on the door that the suspects allegedly pried open.

Not trusting in the Lawd, I see.
 
2013-02-03 09:47:33 AM
Now you know how your church members that you've been stealing from for years feel. Doesn't feel good, does it?
 
2013-02-03 09:57:50 AM
  What would Jesus do???    JBL, dude..JBL!
 
2013-02-03 09:59:25 AM
The robbers were on a mission from God.
 
2013-02-03 10:03:59 AM

Gen. Chicken's Tso: I bet the pastor didn't even tip the kind Sam Ash employee that contacted the police.


you should look into the truth of that story before trolling.
0/10 for pure douchebaggery.
 
2013-02-03 10:13:08 AM
"We kept looking at the equipment saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.

Didn't she see the beginning of Les Miserables?  She could have turned them into honest men by letting them go.
 
2013-02-03 10:14:54 AM

mrinfoguy: Gen. Chicken's Tso: I bet the pastor didn't even tip the kind Sam Ash employee that contacted the police.

you should look into the truth of that story before trolling.
0/10 for pure douchebaggery.


t
  douchebaggery...I saw that on The Tudors..That guy was drawn and quartered..and then eighthed....Don't do it...Just don't do it.
 
2013-02-03 10:15:08 AM
"We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.
 
2013-02-03 10:24:00 AM
<img src="cdn.abclocal.go.com "> I think that middle one is a dude.
 
2013-02-03 10:29:24 AM
A new challenge for Fark: Create an innocuous headline containing the word "church" that does not bring out representatives of the angry Internet Atheist Brigade. I say it can't be done.

/as non-believerly as the next Farker
 
2013-02-03 10:40:37 AM

Lee Jackson Beauregard: Not trusting in the Lawd, I see.


No trusting your ability to spell either, I see.
 
2013-02-03 10:41:01 AM
"We kept looking at the two turntables and a microphone saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.
 
2013-02-03 10:45:22 AM

Kurmudgeon: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Not trusting in the Lawd, I see.

No trusting your ability to spell either, I see.


It's just his southern drawl. You get used to it.
 
2013-02-03 10:46:09 AM

Boonlert Boonpan: "We kept looking at the two turntables and a microphone saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.


At least they found out where it's at.
 
2013-02-03 10:52:54 AM

Kurmudgeon: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Not trusting in the Lawd, I see.

No trusting your ability to spell either, I see.


You've been on Fark for over a decade, you can't possibly believe that spelling was unintentional can you?
 
2013-02-03 11:08:18 AM
"We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

That'll learn 'em.
 
2013-02-03 11:19:53 AM

Roadogs: "We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.


Someone stole about 10k of my audio gear from my church last year. To be completely honest, I didn't have much in the way of forgiveness until the insurance check cleared.

/God bless you tweaker-person.
//now I have Makie and Shure gear, instead of Berhinger and knockoffs
 
2013-02-03 11:22:05 AM

LDM90: A new challenge for Fark: Create an innocuous headline containing the word "church" that does not bring out representatives of the angry Internet Atheist Brigade. I say it can't be done.

/as non-believerly as the next Farker


    Not nessecarily a member of the brigade....but; how does Jesus work the sermon on the mount to a,reportedly(the Bible), gate of thousands plus..with no sound,lights or anything but the holy diaphragm...So..why does this little church need a sound system???  I mean,how many pews/seats does this joint have??
 
2013-02-03 11:28:01 AM

LDM90: Boonlert Boonpan: "We kept looking at the two turntables and a microphone saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.

At least they found out where it's at.


That was a good rum break.

/that's how I choose to hear that lyric
 
2013-02-03 11:29:14 AM

LDM90: A new challenge for Fark: Create an innocuous headline containing the word "church" that does not bring out representatives of the angry Internet Atheist Brigade. I say it can't be done.

/as non-believerly as the next Farker


I thought it was innocuous. Maybe you're overly sensitive.
 
2013-02-03 11:32:17 AM
This sort of thing happens a LOT. Guys in bands work in music stores, if you rip off their practice space and then go try to sell the gear at the nearest store, someones probably gonna recognize it.
 
2013-02-03 11:56:16 AM

Roadogs: "We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.


Forgiveness doesn't save your soul.  One must also do penance.
 
2013-02-03 11:57:56 AM

LDM90: A new challenge for Fark: Create an innocuous headline containing the word "church" that does not bring out representatives of the angry Internet Atheist Brigade. I say it can't be done.

/as non-believerly as the next Farker


"Man find rat in meal at Church's Fried Chicken; opt to eat it instead"
 
2013-02-03 11:59:28 AM

enigmaticsource: Roadogs: "We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.

Someone stole about 10k of my audio gear from my church last year. To be completely honest, I didn't have much in the way of forgiveness until the insurance check cleared.

/God bless you tweaker-person.
//now I have Makie and Shure gear, instead of Berhinger and knockoffs


The Lord works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform.
 
2013-02-03 12:04:05 PM

skinink: The robbers were on a mission from God.


This headline totally had me picturing the scene in Ray's Music Exchange for some reason.
 
2013-02-03 12:08:21 PM

BarkingUnicorn: enigmaticsource: Roadogs: "We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.

Someone stole about 10k of my audio gear from my church last year. To be completely honest, I didn't have much in the way of forgiveness until the insurance check cleared.

/God bless you tweaker-person.
//now I have Makie and Shure gear, instead of Berhinger and knockoffs

The Lord works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform.


Trust me on this one brother....Nobody,nowhere, is gonna do much performing with Behringer...with or without the Lord.
 
2013-02-03 12:11:52 PM
I'm guessing the pastors of this church never saw Les Miserable and the key sequence in the first act.
 
2013-02-03 12:22:42 PM

FriarReb98: skinink: The robbers were on a mission from God.

This headline totally had me picturing the scene in Ray's Music Exchange for some reason.


Same here.  Came in expecting a pic of Ray at the keyboard.
 
2013-02-03 12:36:51 PM

AcesFull: What would Jesus do???    JBL, dude..JBL!


A while back he might have, JBL makes some fugly shiat now.  Jesus is into 22 inch rims and 18" woofers in his tricked out Monte Carlo.  It has a small steering wheel so he can drive with handcuffs.
 
2013-02-03 12:52:39 PM
All religious people believe that Earth is 6000 years old.
 
2013-02-03 01:05:57 PM
Pro tip:  Don't buy sound systems for large spaces (like a church) from the same guy who sells guitar amps.
 
2013-02-03 01:36:56 PM

LDM90: Boonlert Boonpan: "We kept looking at the two turntables and a microphone saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.

At least they found out where it's at.


he got a devil's haircut
 
2013-02-03 01:38:41 PM
So stupid.

Please don't be black please don't be black please don-AH DAMMIT.
 
2013-02-03 02:26:45 PM
have you noticed that the only career a vet with serious PTSD seems to be able to handle is a job as a counselor for vets with serious PTSD? it's always a good idea when the inmates run the asylum
 
2013-02-03 02:28:30 PM

bigbobowski: have you noticed that the only career a vet with serious PTSD seems to be able to handle is a job as a counselor for vets with serious PTSD? it's always a good idea when the inmates run the asylum


sorry wrong thread
 
2013-02-03 03:15:43 PM

Neondistraction: You've been on Fark for over a decade, you can't possibly believe that spelling was unintentional can you?


Sarcasm eludes you, doesn't it....
 
2013-02-03 04:14:47 PM

bigbobowski: bigbobowski: have you noticed that the only career a vet with serious PTSD seems to be able to handle is a job as a counselor for vets with serious PTSD? it's always a good idea when the inmates run the asylum

sorry wrong thread

 
2013-02-03 04:22:36 PM
Came for the Behringer reference; leaving satisfied.

/Euro-crap
 
2013-02-03 04:34:59 PM

bigbobowski: bigbobowski: have you noticed that the only career a vet with serious PTSD seems to be able to handle is a job as a counselor for vets with serious PTSD? it's always a good idea when the inmates run the asylum

sorry wrong thread


It's ok. Your comment is the only one that comes close to making sense in this giant retard circle-jerk.
 
2013-02-03 04:45:03 PM
So the church leaders buy electronics from a sketchy store that sells stolen merchandise, and then their electronics get stolen, who am I supposed to be feel bad for here?
 
2013-02-03 04:46:47 PM

Iplaybass: bigbobowski: bigbobowski: have you noticed that the only career a vet with serious PTSD seems to be able to handle is a job as a counselor for vets with serious PTSD? it's always a good idea when the inmates run the asylum

sorry wrong thread

It's ok. Your comment is the only one that comes close to making sense in this giant retard circle-jerk.



    everyfarkingtime its the bass player...always the farking bass player.
 
2013-02-03 05:47:16 PM
If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands yourFender Frontman 10G Electric Guitar Amplifier, offer your JBL SRX728S Subwoofer also.
 
2013-02-03 05:47:41 PM

enigmaticsource: Roadogs: "We are a forgiving church. We forgive anyone who does anything to us," she said.

I call bullshait.  She forgave them AFTER she called the police.

Someone stole about 10k of my audio gear from my church last year. To be completely honest, I didn't have much in the way of forgiveness until the insurance check cleared.

/God bless you tweaker-person.
//now I have Makie and Shure gear, instead of Berhinger and knockoffs


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One more burglary and maybe you'll be up to Soundcraft and AKG. Then the next step will be SSL and Neumann. Don't forget to keep up with those insurance payments. Also, don't spend too much on locks. Tweakers are highly motivated, but they aren't very skilled.
 
2013-02-03 05:51:38 PM

phrawgh: If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands yourFender Frontman 10G Electric Guitar Amplifier, offer your JBL SRX728S Subwoofer also.


------

Is that from the Sermon at Budokan?
 
2013-02-03 06:02:39 PM

soundguy: phrawgh: If someone slaps you on one cheek, offer the other cheek also. If someone demands yourFender Frontman 10G Electric Guitar Amplifier, offer your JBL SRX728S Subwoofer also.

------

Is that from the Sermon at Budokan?



    I sayeth unto you...let he who has never played a Silvertone cast the first stone...
 
2013-02-03 06:12:59 PM
MrEricSir
So the church leaders buy electronics from a sketchy store that sells stolen merchandise, and then their electronics get stolen, who am I supposed to be feel bad for here?

Sketchy store? Know how I know you're not a musician?

http://www.samash.com/
 
2013-02-03 07:16:14 PM

Kurmudgeon: Neondistraction: You've been on Fark for over a decade, you can't possibly believe that spelling was unintentional can you?

Sarcasm eludes you, doesn't it....


Only when it's poorly implemented.
 
2013-02-03 07:31:11 PM

Kurmudgeon: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Not trusting in the Lawd, I see.

No trusting your ability to spell either, I see.


 Wow!  "Lawdy Lawdy Miss Clawdy" must send you into a tail spin...
 
2013-02-03 07:48:29 PM

soundguy: One more burglary and maybe you'll be up to Soundcraft and AKG. Then the next step will be SSL and Neumann. Don't forget to keep up with those insurance payments. Also, don't spend too much on locks. Tweakers are highly motivated, but they aren't very skilled.


Hey, I like my Mackie gear... been a fan since forever, but yeah, the AKG mics I agree with you on (they stole 8 of my wireless ones).  Oddly enough they left my QSC amps and DBX processors completly alone, and they took a broke Peavey off my amp stack.
 
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