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(News.com.au)   On the positive side, if even Charlie Sheen is calling you a douche, things can only improve   (news.com.au) divider line 24
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2013-02-03 08:44:55 AM
pot meet kettle.

/cocaine and tiger blood.
 
2013-02-03 08:45:57 AM
They can smell their own.
 
2013-02-03 09:00:13 AM
Lohan refused to kiss Sheen? Umm, she has standards or sumpin'?

Keep rockin Chuck.
 
2013-02-03 09:06:50 AM
Got-damn that motherfarker looks old, especially if you consider that's a rug he's wearing.
 
2013-02-03 09:07:27 AM
I met Charlie Sheen once, and he was anything but a douche.  This is why everybody let him have his hissy fit mid-life crisis and took him right back in.  Much like Robert Downey Jr.,  he's never late, always professional, smart, funny, and wildly charismatic... and they never forget their drug connections.
 
2013-02-03 09:58:03 AM
Nice of him to help her like that. She doesn't deserve it. She's a total coont and waste of space.
 
2013-02-03 10:00:27 AM

abhorrent1: Nice of him to help her like that. She doesn't deserve it. She's a total coont and waste of space.


Giving an addict $100k in cash isn't doing them any favors.
 
2013-02-03 10:02:13 AM

Mugato: abhorrent1: Nice of him to help her like that. She doesn't deserve it. She's a total coont and waste of space.

Giving an addict $100k in cash isn't doing them any favors.


Hmm... Good point.
Maybe he was trying to get rid of her.

/It's a conspiracy!
 
2013-02-03 10:44:42 AM

thamike: I met Charlie Sheen once, and he was anything but a douche.  This is why everybody let him have his hissy fit mid-life crisis and took him right back in.  Much like Robert Downey Jr.,  he's never late, always professional, smart, funny, and wildly charismatic... and they never forget their drug connections.


That's what I always thought about him. Seems like a great guy. Who's to say that if any one of us had his fortune we wouldn't be just partying it up. Women, blow and booze doesn't sound that bad a deal to me (well domestic violence allegations aside....)
 
2013-02-03 11:51:17 AM
The real question is who's the bigger douche, Charlie Sheen or Lance Armstrong? I'd say it's a toss up because of Lance Armstrong's stupid, sanctimonious speech in "Dodgeball" in light of recent factual evidence, and Charlie Sheen biatching about his boss when he was the highest paid actor on television.
 
2013-02-03 11:58:10 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The real question is who's the bigger douche, Charlie Sheen or Lance Armstrong?




From everything I've heard or read from people that have met Armstrong, he a giant douche and Sheen, while maybe messed up, is a down-to-earth nice guy. So my vote for bigger douche would go to Armstrong. Sheens meltdown didn't really hurt anyone but him. While lance has taken down many peoples careers over the years
 
2013-02-03 12:01:05 PM

abhorrent1: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: The real question is who's the bigger douche, Charlie Sheen or Lance Armstrong?

From everything I've heard or read from people that have met Armstrong, he a giant douche and Sheen, while maybe messed up, is a down-to-earth nice guy. So my vote for bigger douche would go to Armstrong. Sheens meltdown didn't really hurt anyone but him. While lance has taken down many peoples careers over the years


That is a really good answer, actually. Well done.
 
2013-02-03 12:01:38 PM
Fuk Lance Armstrong!
 
2013-02-03 12:23:12 PM

abhorrent1: From everything I've heard or read from people that have met Armstrong, he a giant douche and Sheen, while maybe messed up, is a down-to-earth nice guy. So my vote for bigger douche would go to Armstrong. Sheens meltdown didn't really hurt anyone but him. While lance has taken down many peoples careers over the years


I'm not a special fan of Charlie or anything, but I think Chuck Lorre fueled that fire too.  Just how much respect can I have for a man who's in charge of such cultural masterpieces as Two and a Half Men and the Big Bang Theory?  They were probably both acting like douchenozzles.
 
2013-02-03 12:32:31 PM
Between the two, I'd much rather find myself sitting next to Charlie Sheen at a bar. He seems like an honest dude.
 
2013-02-03 12:34:59 PM

cryinoutloud: I'm not a special fan of Charlie or anything, but I think Chuck Lorre fueled that fire too. Just how much respect can I have for a man who's in charge of such cultural masterpieces as Two and a Half Men and the Big Bang Theory? They were probably both acting like douchenozzles.


I don't know anything about Chuck Lorre except that he produces shiat but as far as I know he didn't get where he is because of who his dad is. So he has that on Sheen. Then again there aren't many producers who got where they are through pure talent or hard work.
 
2013-02-03 12:36:37 PM
Lance Armstrong's mother even says he's an asshole.
I think he's the sporting world's equivalent of a psychotic CEO.
 
2013-02-03 12:43:17 PM

Mugato: Got-damn that motherfarker looks old, especially if you consider that's a rug he's wearing.


Holy Shiat - you're right!

lh4.ggpht.com
 
2013-02-03 12:50:02 PM

Mugato: I don't know anything about Chuck Lorre except that he produces shiat but as far as I know he didn't get where he is because of who his dad is. So he has that on Sheen. Then again there aren't many producers who got where they are through pure talent or hard work.


He had an in because of who his dad was, and he grew up in lavish conditions, but saying he hasn't gotten where he is through pure talent and hard work is like saying Michael Douglas hasn't.  It's bullsh*t.
 
2013-02-03 02:58:34 PM

thamike: Mugato: I don't know anything about Chuck Lorre except that he produces shiat but as far as I know he didn't get where he is because of who his dad is. So he has that on Sheen. Then again there aren't many producers who got where they are through pure talent or hard work.

He had an in because of who his dad was, and he grew up in lavish conditions, but saying he hasn't gotten where he is through pure talent and hard work is like saying Michael Douglas hasn't.  It's bullsh*t.




Exactly. It's not a rare talent.
 
2013-02-03 03:22:44 PM
A lesson for both of them on the overinflation of one's own self importance.
 
2013-02-03 05:18:25 PM

thamike: He had an in because of who his dad was, and he grew up in lavish conditions, but saying he hasn't gotten where he is through pure talent and hard work is like saying Michael Douglas hasn't. It's bullsh*t.


And saying that he got where he is purely because of talent and hard work and not who his dad is is bullshiat too.
 
2013-02-03 09:00:17 PM

Mugato: thamike: He had an in because of who his dad was, and he grew up in lavish conditions, but saying he hasn't gotten where he is through pure talent and hard work is like saying Michael Douglas hasn't. It's bullsh*t.

And saying that he got where he is purely because of talent and hard work and not who his dad is is bullshiat too.


How about both?
 
2013-02-04 12:57:51 AM
I don't think Charlie is known for being a douche. He's batshiat and a ne'er-do-well but known to be generous and professional.
 
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