EvilEgg: It's nine pm, they're up there running around like loons and will not go to sleep. So you pour yourself a stiff one so you don't strangle them. Then it occurs to you if you gave some to them it would probably get them to settle.

At my house, we call that Happy Hour.

I love links that the mobile site goes to a homepage instead of the article!

Skamn dippy!

Amateur.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6df_1358953122

Dad would put a smidge of Kahlua in my bottle when I was little. (At a doctor's suggestion, no less.) Never had any problems with alcohol. Might drink A drink 2-3 times a week. (Beer or glass of wine with dinner or a nice drink of whiskey 4-5 oz. with a cube or two while unwinding.) One night every month or two I might drink 4-5 drinks and have a couple of shots and get a nice buzz on.

Probably have a half dozen shots of tequila and a six-pack today, though. Superbowl, whassup?

fetal alcohol syndrome is a gas too!

Vodak? Get a spell check Failmitter!

 

my roommates made me drink when i was in college.  where's their mugshots

only Takka for the kids

Seriously, though, what is the whole vodak for vodka thing about? It sounded cute about ten years before Whitney Houston joined Michael Jackson for the ol' maggot buffet, but now it's just stupid.

Pribar: If it's not for kids then why does it come in juice boxes?

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That one IS for kids, as it's not real vodka.

Dude looks like the sloth from Ice Age.

shanrick: Guy Who Doesnt Get The Joke: Vodak? Get a spell check Failmitter!

Not sure if serious jpeg.

Note, check posters name....

Always popular with the kids:


/Rollin' down the street.

Microscopic view of Vodak



no wonder I like the stuff

Vodak: it's good enough for an automatic greenlight.

THIS is why i don't use Reddit

cause they never mention Vodak over there

cynicalbastard: Seriously, though, what is the whole vodak for vodka thing about? It sounded cute about ten years before Whitney Houston joined Michael Jackson for the ol' maggot buffet, but now it's just stupid.

Where the vodak thing came from, about 8 posts into the thread.

Hubris Boy: Vodak: it's good enough for an automatic greenlight.

And still farking stupid.

i would like to thank this vodak's swilling moron's mother for not giving birth to him in Minnesota.

When I was a kid in the 70s, my father would give me a small sip of his beer.  He drank Schlitz.  Not is some ironic, hipster sort of way.  Those small sips of Schlitz made me into the beer junkie I am today.

Pribar: KStDrew: Pribar: If it's not for kids then why does it come in juice boxes?

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That one IS for kids, as it's not real vodka.

Um, No it isn't

Well, regardless of its name and alcohol content, I don't consider it to be a real vodka. And for me, a real vodka is a good vodka. Now, we can talk on this subject for days but, trust me, I've had everything from top shelf, $200 bottles, to low grade vodkas. I've even had the one you mention on my only trip to Hungary and I wasn't impressed at all. It looks cheap and it tastes bad (like rubbing alcohol). But again, that's my opinion...

/ sipping a glass of Stoli Elit on the rocks while writing this and getting a kick
// cheers

Fark needs a "Really?" tag.

Remember when you were in middle school, and the art teacher first tried to teach you to really draw a human face? One of the major issues was the placement of eyes, and how what seems "natural" is actually way too high and what is real seems too low when drawing it. This guy has his eyes placed where a naive middle schooler would place them.

There is just nothing funnier than changing the spelling of words