Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(The Sun)   Boy battles rare condition that leaves him blinded by light, revved up like a deuce   ( divider line
    More: Sad, cysts, blind people  
•       •       •

7511 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Feb 2013 at 7:36 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-02-03 07:37:21 AM  
8 votes:
"Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.
2013-02-03 07:38:43 AM  
6 votes:

Robo Beat: "Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.


/Another rubber in the night
2013-02-03 09:24:48 AM  
4 votes:
Springsteen stated that the song didn't become really popular until Manfred Mann made it about feminine hygiene products.
2013-02-03 07:46:41 AM  
4 votes:
Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.
2013-02-03 12:35:10 PM  
2 votes:
A Motorola in the night?
2013-02-04 10:44:22 AM  
1 vote:
"The 27-year-old said: "When he was five weeks old, I realised that when I spoke to him he would smile but in the wrong direction."

I believe that's called a frown.
2013-02-03 02:50:44 PM  
1 vote:
The picture in that article was taken with a flash.

Think about that.
2013-02-03 01:31:10 PM  
1 vote:
Revved up like a douche
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 12:25:55 PM  
1 vote:

Robo Beat: "Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.

I thought it was "strung up like Il duce from the lamp post on the right".
2013-02-03 11:58:23 AM  
1 vote:
t2.gstatic.comView Full Size

"My anus is the center hole"
2013-02-03 11:30:53 AM  
1 vote:
My relationship is of such a nature with God that nobody can hack into that relationship. I rest completely in God's competent hands.

img547.imageshack.usView Full Size
2013-02-03 09:42:39 AM  
1 vote:
Someone is a little hot under the collander

Maybe little Hurley Burley gave his anus a swirlie and asked him if he needed a ride.
2013-02-03 08:23:50 AM  
1 vote:

reelfilm.comView Full Size


2013-02-03 08:21:18 AM  
1 vote:

Day_Old_Dutchie: [ image 400x297]
I'm feelin' kinder older

Don't trip the merry-go-round.
2013-02-03 08:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
s18.postimage.orgView Full Size

I'm feelin' kinder older
2013-02-03 08:10:24 AM  
1 vote: Full Size

SRSLY, guize?
2013-02-03 08:09:07 AM  
1 vote:
Serves him right for pumping his way into his hat.
2013-02-03 08:07:12 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: He has Joubert syndrome, a genetic condition that means his cerebellum - the part of the brain that controls balance and coordination - is underdeveloped.

So, they unsnapped his skullcap, and between his ears they saw a gap, and figured he'd be all right?
2013-02-03 07:58:26 AM  
1 vote:

Madman drummers bummers: Mama shoulda told him not to look into the eyes of the sun.

Or let him grow up to be a cowboy.
2013-02-03 07:56:00 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if some silicone sister with a manager mister will tell him he's got what it takes?
2013-02-03 07:53:00 AM  
1 vote:
Madman drummers bummers
Mama shoulda told him not to look into the eyes of the sun.

But mama, that's where the fun is.
Displayed 21 of 21 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.