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		Boy battles rare condition that leaves him blinded by light, revved up like a deuce (thesun.co.uk)		68
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Robo Beat		2013-02-03 07:37:21 AM

"Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.

HaywoodJablonski		2013-02-03 07:38:43 AM

Robo Beat: "Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.

This.

/Another rubber in the night

SDRR		2013-02-03 07:44:10 AM

HaywoodJablonski: Robo Beat: "Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.

This.

/Another rubber in the night

We're done here. Nice job, guys.

Madman drummers bummers		2013-02-03 07:44:59 AM

Mama shoulda told him not to look into the eyes of the sun.

LordOfThePings		2013-02-03 07:46:41 AM

Held up like a loofah by the foreman of the night.

KoolerThanJesus		2013-02-03 07:51:06 AM

Poor kid. This might be in his future.

Superbowl win.. Sure.

Super D-bag. Absolutely
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RamboFrog		2013-02-03 07:53:00 AM

Madman drummers bummers
Mama shoulda told him not to look into the eyes of the sun.

But mama, that's where the fun is.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-03 07:56:00 AM

I wonder if some silicone sister with a manager mister will tell him he's got what it takes?

abhorrent1		2013-02-03 07:57:52 AM

made me think of this for some reason

www.oldmansimpson.com

eltejon		2013-02-03 07:58:26 AM

Madman drummers bummers: Mama shoulda told him not to look into the eyes of the sun.

Or let him grow up to be a cowboy.

Madman drummers bummers		2013-02-03 07:58:31 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I wonder if some silicone sister with a manager mister will tell him he's got what it takes?

Only if he plays that song with the funky break.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-03 07:59:04 AM

Fine I'll do it. Blinded by the light
There are a lot of words I'm not sure about. Maybe NSFW?

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-03 07:59:47 AM

abhorrent1: made me think of this for some reason

[www.oldmansimpson.com image 600x480]

EPAaaaa : )

Buffet		2013-02-03 08:00:47 AM

I'd sure Fark Hannah!

Madman drummers bummers		2013-02-03 08:07:12 AM

FTA: He has Joubert syndrome, a genetic condition that means his cerebellum - the part of the brain that controls balance and coordination - is underdeveloped.

So, they unsnapped his skullcap, and between his ears they saw a gap, and figured he'd be all right?

Pants full of macaroni!!		2013-02-03 08:09:07 AM

Serves him right for pumping his way into his hat.

JohnnyRebel88		2013-02-03 08:10:03 AM

Is he some Indie Rock Frontman or just some random kid that is in the Sun?

Pep Streebeck		2013-02-03 08:10:24 AM

SRSLY, guize?

Robo Beat		2013-02-03 08:11:03 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Fine I'll do it. Blinded by the light
There are a lot of words I'm not sure about. Maybe NSFW?

The original by Bruce Springsteen has all of the lyrics that Manfred Mann skipped, plus doesn't lend itself to be misunderstood quite so easily.

PanicMan		2013-02-03 08:14:51 AM

I'm sure he'll be fine. images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Witty Comment		2013-02-03 08:15:09 AM

I was here for a Riddick reference. Tsk tsk..

EvilEgg		2013-02-03 08:15:33 AM

Robo Beat: "Wrapped up like a douche," I believe you meant to say.

Call in the dogs and put out the fire, we're done here folks.

Zugswang		2013-02-03 08:19:39 AM

This:

Reminded me of this:
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Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-02-03 08:20:03 AM

I'm feelin' kinder older

Madman drummers bummers		2013-02-03 08:21:18 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [s18.postimage.org image 400x297]
I'm feelin' kinder older

Don't trip the merry-go-round.

tinfoil-hat maggie		2013-02-03 08:23:45 AM

Robo Beat: tinfoil-hat maggie: Fine I'll do it. Blinded by the light
There are a lot of words I'm not sure about. Maybe NSFW?

The original by Bruce Springsteen has all of the lyrics that Manfred Mann skipped, plus doesn't lend itself to be misunderstood quite so easily.

Oh cool ,I did not know that.

sleep lack		2013-02-03 08:23:50 AM

www.reelfilm.com

/sympathises.

redundantman		2013-02-03 08:24:33 AM

Ah HAHA, yeah ... Somebody needs to tell him he should "take on me" ... amiright?

Crunch61		2013-02-03 08:27:58 AM

I like the mommy.

adm_crunch		2013-02-03 08:29:39 AM

"People ask him why he wears sunglasses all the time, I tell him to say they're his magic glasses to help him see."

Like Lieutenant Dan's Magic Legs?

/sounds like a band name

Ow My Balls		2013-02-03 08:34:03 AM

Where would Mannfred Mann's Earth Band be without Bruce Springsteen?

Dr. Q Alias		2013-02-03 08:34:23 AM

DubyaHater		2013-02-03 08:39:11 AM

Who cares about the kid. I need a better picture of mum.

eyeq360		2013-02-03 08:42:51 AM

Ow My Balls: Where would Mannfred Mann's Earth Band be without Bruce Springsteen?

Still stuck in the UK doing covers of famous songs by other artists.

poonesfarm		2013-02-03 08:59:57 AM

Approves.

notyomama		2013-02-03 09:05:27 AM

I absolutely hate that farking song and I always will. For some reason, it pushes my rage button. It's the only song by Springsteen that I cannot tolerate and it is the reason I will not listen to anything by Manfred Mann.

Stop liking what I don't like!

rnatalie		2013-02-03 09:24:48 AM

Springsteen stated that the song didn't become really popular until Manfred Mann made it about feminine hygiene products.

Donnchadha		2013-02-03 09:28:49 AM

rnatalie		2013-02-03 09:42:39 AM

Donnchadha:
Someone is a little hot under the collander

Maybe little Hurley Burley gave his anus a swirlie and asked him if he needed a ride.

FirstNationalBastard		2013-02-03 09:46:52 AM

rnatalie: Donnchadha:
Someone is a little hot under the collander

Maybe little Hurley Burley gave his anus a swirlie and asked him if he needed a ride.

So, was the wrapped up douche to be used for cleaning up the anus swirlie?

spudvol		2013-02-03 09:53:20 AM

notyomama: I absolutely hate that farking song and I always will. For some reason, it pushes my rage button. It's the only song by Springsteen that I cannot tolerate and it is the reason I will not listen to anything by Manfred Mann.

Stop liking what I don't like!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PZpESre1l8

enderthexenocide		2013-02-03 09:54:28 AM

notyomama: I absolutely hate that farking song and I always will. For some reason, it pushes my rage button. It's the only song by Springsteen that I cannot tolerate and it is the reason I will not listen to anything by Manfred Mann.
Stop liking what I don't like!

i'm glad that i'm not the only person who hates that damn song. it's #1 on my list of songs i hate. and the funny thing is that i've never even heard the original springsteen version. but they play a terrible classic rock station where i work, and hardly a day goes by that we don't hear that damn song. it makes me want to commit mass murder.

abhorrent1		2013-02-03 10:00:35 AM

enderthexenocide: notyomama: I absolutely hate that farking song and I always will. For some reason, it pushes my rage button. It's the only song by Springsteen that I cannot tolerate and it is the reason I will not listen to anything by Manfred Mann.
Stop liking what I don't like!

i'm glad that i'm not the only person who hates that damn song. it's #1 on my list of songs i hate. and the funny thing is that i've never even heard the original springsteen version. but they play a terrible classic rock station where i work, and hardly a day goes by that we don't hear that damn song. it makes me want to commit mass murder.

I'm with these two.

/that song sucks
//carry on my wayward son is #2 on my list

Millennium		2013-02-03 10:27:52 AM

What the hell is curly-wurly, and why would someone give it to somebody's anus?

Achyvi		2013-02-03 10:30:11 AM

Does he have long-lost D'ni ancestors?

AbbeySomeone		2013-02-03 11:12:22 AM

Well played, all of you.

StevieKo		2013-02-03 11:24:46 AM

So the picture of him has a flash from a camera?
Likely story..

abhorrent1		2013-02-03 11:29:42 AM

StevieKo: So the picture of him has a flash from a camera?
Likely story..

Know how I know you've never taken anything other than a cell phone picture?

poonesfarm		2013-02-03 11:30:53 AM

My relationship is of such a nature with God that nobody can hack into that relationship. I rest completely in God's competent hands.

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