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(NBC Philadelphia)   New Jersey school institutes no cursing rule for students...unless you have a penis. Then you're farking golden   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 18
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2013-02-03 07:29:12 AM  
5 votes:

fusillade762: Flynn says school officials want "ladies to act like ladies."

They might tempt the boys with their saucy language. And their sinful bodies. Dress them in head-to-toe black and forbid them to speak.


Dude, I don't know about you, but when I see a girl in a burqa, my penis gets rock hard.
2013-02-03 07:53:28 AM  
4 votes:
I'd be happy if the students at my school didnt use fark every third word as they're walking down the hallway.  I heard a girl say "She farked him at a party"  and I was actually stunned because, at least grammatically, it was the first time I heard one of them use it properly in context in years.
2013-02-03 07:46:20 AM  
4 votes:
I just make up words. Can't "get" me then, hick doles! You tucking funts have a problem with the way I speak? Well you'll just have to deal with it, ashpoles. When you futher mockers want to impose your vaggified rules on me you'll just have to get your swit together and come up with a creative way to punish me. You bouchedags aren't going to have a lucking feg to stand on if you try to punish me for indecency.

/Puckin' fricklickers can eat the seanuts outta my phit.
2013-02-03 07:44:19 AM  
4 votes:

LadyBelgara: FTA: "It's unattractive when girls have potty mouths," said Nicholas Recarte, 16.

A pitcher on the school's baseball team, Recarte said he can't help shouting obscenities from the mound after mishaps, and he didn't expect that to change.

I can't help but shout obscenities when I read shiat like this. You'll forgive me if I don't expect this to change, either.

This is a dumbshiat 16 year old, so I can let it slide with a shake of my head and a muttered "stupid kids", but seriously, fark the administrators for only asking the girls to sign it.

Cheron: Those kooky Catholics.  I went to a Catholic high school in the early 80's and I still don't understand some of their rules. While the girls had to wear short skirts the couldn't wear hoods as hoods were sexually suggestive.  I wonder if some times the make rules just because they can.

...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?


It's where they hide the clit.
2013-02-03 07:30:07 AM  
3 votes:
My mother had a very simple rule about cursing. you can't use any words describing stuff you haven't had in your mouth.

/Implement that at school and watch what happens if guys keep calling each other "dicks"
2013-02-03 07:48:45 AM  
2 votes:
*cucking
Damn autocorrect...
2013-02-03 07:30:35 AM  
2 votes:
But the article says that enforcing the rule with just the girls will hopefully have an affect on the boys too.

Why does religion seem to think men are such weak creatures that women should be the enforcers and moderators of men's behavior? I blame their mothers.
2013-02-03 07:12:42 AM  
2 votes:
It's good to have the penis.
2013-02-03 07:06:59 AM  
2 votes:
"promising lollipops as rewards"

I started looking for the "this site is a parody" message as soon as I read these words. Sadly they are not there.
2013-02-03 12:14:38 PM  
1 votes:
Sixteen-year-old Kaitlin McEnery said the pledge is a "cockgobbling good idea," but believes that "putting it into action is the arse farking problem." And classmate Dana Cotter, 16, thought that male students should join the pledge because "ballsucking dickhead boys should be more like gentlemen instead of the retarded shiatstains they are."
2013-02-03 09:57:53 AM  
1 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: I just make up words. Can't "get" me then, hick doles! You tucking funts have a problem with the way I speak? Well you'll just have to deal with it, ashpoles. When you futher mockers want to impose your vaggified rules on me you'll just have to get your swit together and come up with a creative way to punish me. You bouchedags aren't going to have a lucking feg to stand on if you try to punish me for indecency.

/Puckin' fricklickers can eat the seanuts outta my phit.


Now who can argue with that? I think we're all indebted to Feral_and_Preposterous for clearly stating what needed to be said. I'm particularly glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
2013-02-03 09:22:42 AM  
1 votes:
This makes sense. Males are slaves to their base urges, and can not possible exercise self control. It is unfair to ask them to do so. Only females are capable of such control, and so must practice enough for both sexes. Just like sex crimes. Girls must use great care when selecting appropriate clothing. Boys can't help getting all rapey when they see a girl in a short little plaid skirt, knee highs, shiny black shoes, starch white blouse...
2013-02-03 08:00:15 AM  
1 votes:

DerAppie: My mother had a very simple rule about cursing. you can't use any words describing stuff you haven't had in your mouth.

/Implement that at school and watch what happens if guys keep calling each other "dicks"


So the sexually abused kids with pica could get away with almost anything? Cool.

(I guess they really should be able to get away with saying anything, so maybe not a bad rule...)
2013-02-03 07:50:10 AM  
1 votes:
What's wrong with this? 3 things decent females do not do: swear, poop, or fart.
2013-02-03 07:29:57 AM  
1 votes:
Bull farking shiat.

I have the mouth of a sailor.

/and he's not getting it back.
2013-02-03 07:11:54 AM  
1 votes:

grchunt: "There is no double standard," said the teacher who instituted the vow--and who then goes on to describe the double standard in effect.

WTF?


Catholic.
2013-02-03 07:10:56 AM  
1 votes:
Paging the ACLU to New Jersey. ACLU, to New Jersey.
2013-02-03 07:10:11 AM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: bullshiat. i attended the NJ pubic school system in the 60s/70s and they had a strict no foul language rule in place even then.


How'd that work out for ya?
 
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