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2013-02-03 07:06:59 AM
"promising lollipops as rewards"

I started looking for the "this site is a parody" message as soon as I read these words. Sadly they are not there.
 
2013-02-03 07:08:01 AM
bullshiat. i attended the NJ pubic school system in the 60s/70s and they had a strict no foul language rule in place even then.
 
2013-02-03 07:09:54 AM
"There is no double standard," said the teacher who instituted the vow--and who then goes on to describe the double standard in effect.

WTF?
 
2013-02-03 07:10:11 AM

KrispyKritter: bullshiat. i attended the NJ pubic school system in the 60s/70s and they had a strict no foul language rule in place even then.


How'd that work out for ya?
 
2013-02-03 07:10:56 AM
Paging the ACLU to New Jersey. ACLU, to New Jersey.
 
2013-02-03 07:11:54 AM

grchunt: "There is no double standard," said the teacher who instituted the vow--and who then goes on to describe the double standard in effect.

WTF?


Catholic.
 
2013-02-03 07:12:42 AM
It's good to have the penis.
 
2013-02-03 07:14:10 AM
No cursing? Fark that shiat. What a biatch, the coont, to take their farking cursing away.

/doesn't remember all the Fark swear filter words anymore
 
2013-02-03 07:16:03 AM
Those kooky Catholics.  I went to a Catholic high school in the early 80's and I still don't understand some of their rules. While the girls had to wear short skirts the couldn't wear hoods as hoods were sexually suggestive.  I wonder if some times the make rules just because they can.
 
2013-02-03 07:17:08 AM
And Brother Larry Lavallee, the school's principal, says girls have the foulest language.

And they're icky. And cooties.
 
2013-02-03 07:17:12 AM

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: No cursing? Fark that shiat. What a biatch, the coont, to take their farking cursing away.

/doesn't remember all the Fark swear filter words anymore


You missed attractive and successful African-American, Nubian, weeners and boobies.
 
2013-02-03 07:21:44 AM
FTA: "It's unattractive when girls have potty mouths," said Nicholas Recarte, 16.

A pitcher on the school's baseball team, Recarte said he can't help shouting obscenities from the mound after mishaps, and he didn't expect that to change.


I can't help but shout obscenities when I read shiat like this. You'll forgive me if I don't expect this to change, either.

This is a dumbshiat 16 year old, so I can let it slide with a shake of my head and a muttered "stupid kids", but seriously, fark the administrators for only asking the girls to sign it.

Cheron: Those kooky Catholics.  I went to a Catholic high school in the early 80's and I still don't understand some of their rules. While the girls had to wear short skirts the couldn't wear hoods as hoods were sexually suggestive.  I wonder if some times the make rules just because they can.


...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?
 
2013-02-03 07:22:14 AM
stopped reading at "Catholic high school".
 
2013-02-03 07:27:18 AM
Flynn says school officials want "ladies to act like ladies."

They might tempt the boys with their saucy language. And their sinful bodies. Dress them in head-to-toe black and forbid them to speak.
 
2013-02-03 07:27:49 AM

LadyBelgara: FTA: "It's unattractive when girls have potty mouths," said Nicholas Recarte, 16.

A pitcher on the school's baseball team, Recarte said he can't help shouting obscenities from the mound after mishaps, and he didn't expect that to change.

I can't help but shout obscenities when I read shiat like this. You'll forgive me if I don't expect this to change, either.

This is a dumbshiat 16 year old, so I can let it slide with a shake of my head and a muttered "stupid kids", but seriously, fark the administrators for only asking the girls to sign it.

Cheron: Those kooky Catholics.  I went to a Catholic high school in the early 80's and I still don't understand some of their rules. While the girls had to wear short skirts the couldn't wear hoods as hoods were sexually suggestive.  I wonder if some times the make rules just because they can.

...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?


I could tell you but you'd hate me for it um anyway yea this is all kinds of wrong.
 
2013-02-03 07:29:12 AM

fusillade762: Flynn says school officials want "ladies to act like ladies."

They might tempt the boys with their saucy language. And their sinful bodies. Dress them in head-to-toe black and forbid them to speak.


Dude, I don't know about you, but when I see a girl in a burqa, my penis gets rock hard.
 
2013-02-03 07:29:20 AM
It's a Catholic school.  Misogyny is their job.
 
2013-02-03 07:29:57 AM
Bull farking shiat.

I have the mouth of a sailor.

/and he's not getting it back.
 
2013-02-03 07:30:07 AM
My mother had a very simple rule about cursing. you can't use any words describing stuff you haven't had in your mouth.

/Implement that at school and watch what happens if guys keep calling each other "dicks"
 
2013-02-03 07:30:35 AM
But the article says that enforcing the rule with just the girls will hopefully have an affect on the boys too.

Why does religion seem to think men are such weak creatures that women should be the enforcers and moderators of men's behavior? I blame their mothers.
 
2013-02-03 07:31:34 AM
FTFA:

Teachers said they hoped that if the girls focused on cleaning up their speech on campus for a month, their improved manners would take hold and rub off on the boys.

So if the boys continue to swear it's still the girls fault for not setting a good example. Nice work, administrators.

/Not going to blame the boys in the school for this, it's just happening around them.
//Clearly these girls need to get as much penis as possible if they want anyone to take them seriously.
 
2013-02-03 07:37:21 AM
They jump on the swearing as a way to make the girls seem more like ladies, but why oh why do catholic schools still dress their girls in those plad skirts, knee high stockings and white blouses? God Damnnn, they know the fetish most men have. Why would they intentionally dress their girls up in boner inducing kit that literally gets a guy rock hard the moment he sees just a glimps of their bare thighs swishing between the hem of the skirt and the trim of the stockings....why?
What's conservative or lady like about that?
Also, I think we need to get some examples of exactly what kind of school girl outfits I'm talking about in this thread as soon as possible.
 
2013-02-03 07:38:34 AM
Young ladies shouldn't use foul language. So good on them. It's uncouth, and not very attractive. I can deal with young men cursing....It's still not a great attribute, but at least it's tolerable.
 
2013-02-03 07:44:19 AM

LadyBelgara: FTA: "It's unattractive when girls have potty mouths," said Nicholas Recarte, 16.

A pitcher on the school's baseball team, Recarte said he can't help shouting obscenities from the mound after mishaps, and he didn't expect that to change.

I can't help but shout obscenities when I read shiat like this. You'll forgive me if I don't expect this to change, either.

This is a dumbshiat 16 year old, so I can let it slide with a shake of my head and a muttered "stupid kids", but seriously, fark the administrators for only asking the girls to sign it.

Cheron: Those kooky Catholics.  I went to a Catholic high school in the early 80's and I still don't understand some of their rules. While the girls had to wear short skirts the couldn't wear hoods as hoods were sexually suggestive.  I wonder if some times the make rules just because they can.

...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?


It's where they hide the clit.
 
2013-02-03 07:46:20 AM
I just make up words. Can't "get" me then, hick doles! You tucking funts have a problem with the way I speak? Well you'll just have to deal with it, ashpoles. When you futher mockers want to impose your vaggified rules on me you'll just have to get your swit together and come up with a creative way to punish me. You bouchedags aren't going to have a lucking feg to stand on if you try to punish me for indecency.

/Puckin' fricklickers can eat the seanuts outta my phit.
 
2013-02-03 07:48:45 AM
*cucking
Damn autocorrect...
 
2013-02-03 07:50:10 AM
What's wrong with this? 3 things decent females do not do: swear, poop, or fart.
 
2013-02-03 07:51:53 AM

DerAppie: My mother had a very simple rule about cursing. you can't use any words describing stuff you haven't had in your mouth.

/Implement that at school and watch what happens if guys keep calling each other "dicks"


You mean... vagina?
 
2013-02-03 07:53:28 AM
I'd be happy if the students at my school didnt use fark every third word as they're walking down the hallway.  I heard a girl say "She farked him at a party"  and I was actually stunned because, at least grammatically, it was the first time I heard one of them use it properly in context in years.
 
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2013-02-03 07:55:30 AM
maybe the girls should wear burkkas and only speak when spoken to?
 
2013-02-03 07:55:51 AM

Fizpez: I'd be happy if the students at my school didnt use fark every third word as they're walking down the hallway.  I heard a girl say "She farked him at a party"  and I was actually stunned because, at least grammatically, it was the first time I heard one of them use it properly in context in years.


Don't be such a pucking frude, dodgamnit.
 
2013-02-03 07:56:32 AM

SwiftFox: stopped reading at "Catholic high school".


This.  I didn't need to read any further from there and I appreciate the author getting that out there in the first sentence!
 
2013-02-03 07:56:58 AM

Wolf892: What's conservative or lady like about that?


To most people who use "lady like", the term means "act like a sex object." Be seen, not heard. That's the reason for the revealing uniforms, and in this school's case, why they can't wear hoods.
 
2013-02-03 07:57:45 AM

PonceAlyosha: Wolf892: What's conservative or lady like about that?

To most people who use "lady like", the term means "act like a sex object." Be seen, not heard. That's the reason for the revealing uniforms, and in this school's case, why they can't wear hoods.


A related Onion article with incisive satirical value.
 
2013-02-03 07:58:00 AM

Wolf892: They jump on the swearing as a way to make the girls seem more like ladies, but why oh why do catholic schools still dress their girls in those plad skirts, knee high stockings and white blouses? God Damnnn, they know the fetish most men have. Why would they intentionally dress their girls up in boner inducing kit that literally gets a guy rock hard the moment he sees just a glimps of their bare thighs swishing between the hem of the skirt and the trim of the stockings....why?
What's conservative or lady like about that?
Also, I think we need to get some examples of exactly what kind of school girl outfits I'm talking about in this thread as soon as possible.


I've only ever scene catholic girls wearing brown slacks or brown skirts that go at least down to the knee.  Maybe they've updated their wardrobe?
 
2013-02-03 07:58:32 AM
As it should be. I can stand when a chic sounds like trailer trash - unless she's goin' down on me.
 
2013-02-03 07:59:42 AM
Well, if you stop and think about it, this is actually massively sexist.  Stop doing that.
 
2013-02-03 08:00:15 AM

DerAppie: My mother had a very simple rule about cursing. you can't use any words describing stuff you haven't had in your mouth.

/Implement that at school and watch what happens if guys keep calling each other "dicks"


So the sexually abused kids with pica could get away with almost anything? Cool.

(I guess they really should be able to get away with saying anything, so maybe not a bad rule...)
 
2013-02-03 08:06:02 AM

Wolf892: They jump on the swearing as a way to make the girls seem more like ladies, but why oh why do catholic schools still dress their girls in those plad skirts, knee high stockings and white blouses? God Damnnn, they know the fetish most men have. Why would they intentionally dress their girls up in boner inducing kit that literally gets a guy rock hard the moment he sees just a glimps of their bare thighs swishing between the hem of the skirt and the trim of the stockings....why?
What's conservative or lady like about that?
Also, I think we need to get some examples of exactly what kind of school girl outfits I'm talking about in this thread as soon as possible.


So the school administrators can more easily keep their erections while they rape them. They are old men, raping isn't as easy as when they were young men.
 
2013-02-03 08:07:20 AM
Stopped after the part that read that boys were encouraged not to swear in front of girls

/because their fragile woman ears and brains can't handle "farking biatches"
//2013 and this is still a thing in America... ipityyoupoorfarks.png
 
2013-02-03 08:08:49 AM
...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?

It's where they hide the clit.


No way.  You're kidding.  Really?  Oh that is some messed up thinking.


A pitcher on the school's baseball team, Recarte said he can't help shouting obscenities from the mound after mishaps, and he didn't expect that to change.

Yes, no double standard at all.
 
2013-02-03 08:10:59 AM

gadian: I've only ever scene catholic girls wearing brown slacks or brown skirts that go at least down to the knee. Maybe they've updated their wardrobe?


The catholic school on my street has the literally stereotypical school girl outfit. The girls skirts are plaid, they have the knee high stockings, the white blouses, and the girls older than 14 always hike their skirts up the moment they walk off the property. Again, it's pervy to admit, but those outfits are exactly the stuff of male fantasy...so again the question is, why do they worry about swearing, but seem to not notice that they are forcing girls to go to school in stripper wear?
 
2013-02-03 08:15:47 AM

Wolf892: gadian: I've only ever scene catholic girls wearing brown slacks or brown skirts that go at least down to the knee. Maybe they've updated their wardrobe?

The catholic school on my street has the literally stereotypical school girl outfit. The girls skirts are plaid, they have the knee high stockings, the white blouses, and the girls older than 14 always hike their skirts up the moment they walk off the property. Again, it's pervy to admit, but those outfits are exactly the stuff of male fantasy...so again the question is, why do they worry about swearing, but seem to not notice that they are forcing girls to go to school in stripper wear?


Are the "literally stereotypical" and "figuratively stereotypical" schoolgirl outfits really that dissimilar?
 
2013-02-03 08:16:07 AM

LadyBelgara: ...how the hell are hoods "sexually suggestive"? Seriously, I can't even begin to figure this one out. Anyone able to enlighten me?


It makes them look like a giant clitoris?  Which of course would sexually enrage any nearby boys or priests and cause a rape epidemic.
 
2013-02-03 08:19:31 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Are the "literally stereotypical" and "figuratively stereotypical" schoolgirl outfits really that dissimilar?


I think that I'm using the term literal correctly. The outfit I'm seeing the girls wear look like smaller versions of the common sexy school girl outfit that you might find in the strip club, or on the net. If I'd used figuratively, I'm assuming that there'd be wiggle room for subjectivity. For example, a plain brown knee length skirt wouldn't really conform to the stereotype of the school girl outfit, unless it was the Japanese one. The plaid skirt is the go to stereotype of the catholic school girl outfit.
But thanks for the input.
 
2013-02-03 08:27:12 AM

Wolf892: Feral_and_Preposterous: Are the "literally stereotypical" and "figuratively stereotypical" schoolgirl outfits really that dissimilar?

I think that I'm using the term literal correctly. The outfit I'm seeing the girls wear look like smaller versions of the common sexy school girl outfit that you might find in the strip club, or on the net. If I'd used figuratively, I'm assuming that there'd be wiggle room for subjectivity. For example, a plain brown knee length skirt wouldn't really conform to the stereotype of the school girl outfit, unless it was the Japanese one. The plaid skirt is the go to stereotype of the catholic school girl outfit.
But thanks for the input.


/Here to serve! (Figuratively only.)
 
2013-02-03 08:30:56 AM
How the farking hell are we then supposed to farking speak then? This is farking Jersey, for fark's sake. Fark!
 
2013-02-03 08:32:29 AM
How Taliban of them.
 
2013-02-03 08:45:29 AM
You know how they go.. they go all the way.
 
2013-02-03 09:06:45 AM
www.motivationals.org

What, no pics of girls in Catholic school outfits...Fark I am disappointed.
 
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