letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.6. Have a shaven head.7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
98K514: The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.
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