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(Yahoo)   Can the pit bulls refrain from getting arrested? Are the collies too busy saving someone stuck in a well to play? Will the pugs be full of derp? And what of the Kitten halftime show? It's Puppy Bowl IX, 3 PM on Animal Planet   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 167
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2013-02-03 03:34:20 PM  
Marta rules!
 
2013-02-03 03:34:24 PM  
i like the lil scrappy one, taking on the bigger dogs
 
2013-02-03 03:35:22 PM  

cookiefleck: i like the lil scrappy one, taking on the bigger dogs


You always gotta root for the underdogs.

MARTA IS RUNNING GAME ON ALL YOU FOOLS
 
2013-02-03 03:35:41 PM  
I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?
 
2013-02-03 03:35:53 PM  
Martas getting picked on by everyone
 
2013-02-03 03:36:35 PM  

SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?


No, they's also the ad for Payless
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-03 03:37:31 PM  
Wasn't home before Christmas to give my biannual (read: twice yearly, you pedants) donation to the SPCA I adopted my mutt from, so I'll try and make it up PSA style:

Quit trying to one up the Johnson's and their CockaPugaSpaniel. It's a mutt. Mutts are lovable-maybe the most loved of all Gods creatures. There are thousands upon thousands of great mutts sleeping on concrete floors all over this great country of ours every night. But people would rather shell out $$$ for an accessory item than a great companion, than show compassion to a dog without AKC credentials.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your farking  designer dog. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM  

Swoop1809: Martas getting picked on by everyone


Naming a pet after Atlanta's mass transit system is justifiable grounds for mockery.
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM  
I'd like to believe that the ref's flags are made of some snacky material.
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM  
TOUCHDOWN MARTA
 
2013-02-03 03:38:56 PM  
MINIONS!!!! :D
 
2013-02-03 03:39:19 PM  
Did JJ Abrams direct this year's show?
 
2013-02-03 03:39:36 PM  
Yay Marta, you go grrrrl!

That Hollie looks like she's about  1% border collie and 99% mix.
 
2013-02-03 03:40:08 PM  
The Halloween theme was a nice touch.
 
2013-02-03 03:40:50 PM  
My cat is totally enthralled watching Puppy Bowl.  Crazy.  I hope it holds his attention long enough to get to the half-time show.
 
2013-02-03 03:42:12 PM  
Is it doping if we catch a puppy chewing on a deer-antler chew toy?
 
2013-02-03 03:42:30 PM  
Okay, I should be pissed about the movie plug.

Then again, they had the Space Buddies one year, and the Minions are Just. Too. Cute.
 
2013-02-03 03:43:10 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I should be pissed about the movie plug.

Then again, they had the Space Buddies one year, and the Minions are Just. Too. Cute.


I can't be mad when it's about Despicable Me 2. On principle, I should be, but... NAAAAAAAAAH :D
 
2013-02-03 03:44:36 PM  
well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.
 
2013-02-03 03:44:57 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: GO FOR IT, MARTA!


Marta rocked. Dished it out as well as she took it. Against bigger dogs, too.
 
2013-02-03 03:46:05 PM  

John Buck 41: Marta rocked. Dished it out as well as she took it. Against bigger dogs, too.


She's gonna be the heart and soul of that team, I KNOW IT!
 
2013-02-03 03:46:36 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?

No, they's also the ad for Payless
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]


The way this is being milked for commerce, I don't even know anymore. That could actually be real.
 
2013-02-03 03:46:40 PM  
Chestnut has the heart of a CHAMPION!
 
2013-02-03 03:47:50 PM  
THE HAMSTER PILOTS :D
 
2013-02-03 03:48:14 PM  

msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.


yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.
 
2013-02-03 03:49:15 PM  

serial_crusher: This live stream I found is just showing the puppies warming up in a locker room or something. Is this the actual show?


Nope, can't find where they're actually streaming the show. Plus the live kitty feed has no sound - I'm missing out on the full experience!
 
2013-02-03 03:49:58 PM  

SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?


Hey, if you get shiatfaced by the fourth quarter and puke Pedigree all over me, I'm not responsible for my actions.
 
2013-02-03 03:50:10 PM  
That defense is BRUTAL!
 
2013-02-03 03:51:41 PM  
YOU CAN'T STOP MARTA, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HER, AND EVEN THEN, NOT FOR VERY LONG
 
2013-02-03 03:52:57 PM  
That Vacuum placement sucked
 
2013-02-03 03:53:15 PM  

serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.


seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.
 
2013-02-03 03:53:19 PM  
This show has the best product placement since Walter White and Jesse Pinkman had breakfast at Denny's.
 
2013-02-03 03:53:56 PM  
Yes, time for the Half Time show! Time for kitty cuteness overload.  Hope they don't disappoint.
 
2013-02-03 03:54:20 PM  
Kitten Halftime Show coming up!

/would hit the Bissell mom
 
2013-02-03 03:54:24 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?


Hehe... BAM!

/Madden draws some lines all over the screen
 
2013-02-03 03:54:38 PM  
bend over and i'll show you my crevice tool.

or something.
 
2013-02-03 03:55:52 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: YOU CAN'T STOP MARTA, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HER, AND EVEN THEN, NOT FOR VERY LONG


She's EN FUEGO!
 
2013-02-03 03:56:31 PM  

msupf: serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.

seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.


Oddly as a sporting event, you could hang out in the front row and see if they have it anywhere online.
 
2013-02-03 03:56:46 PM  

Mrtraveler01: I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?


A thousand times over, YES! :D


peachy92: Yes, time for the Half Time show! Time for kitty cuteness overload. Hope they don't disappoint.


This will *not* be the Black Eyed Peas halftime show of the kitten world.
 
2013-02-03 03:57:29 PM  

John Buck 41: She's EN FUEGO!


BARK GOES THE DYNAMITE!
 
2013-02-03 03:59:18 PM  
GO MARTA!!!!!.

/this is the first time I have watched the Puppy Bowl.
//OMG I am in love with the Puppy Bowl
///slashies comes in threes y'all
 
2013-02-03 03:59:22 PM  
Jackson Galaxy to block!

/bring on the kittehs
 
2013-02-03 03:59:56 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This show has the best product placement since Walter White and Jesse Pinkman had breakfast at Denny's.


You're suspiciously enthusiastic. Are you sure you're not recruiting for UPenn or something?

 bend over and i'll show you my crevice tool.

or something.

You win the thread.

Also, ewwww.

It's the Kitty Halftime Show!
 
2013-02-03 04:00:21 PM  
That music sounds so Lady Gaga-esque...

Also, awwwwwwwwww...


thenewmissus: GO MARTA!!!!!.

/this is the first time I have watched the Puppy Bowl.
//OMG I am in love with the Puppy Bowl
///slashies comes in threes y'all


Glad you could join us, it's always fun to watch!
 
2013-02-03 04:01:39 PM  

SpeelChuck: You're suspiciously enthusiastic.


I *am* the founder and leader of...

i210.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-03 04:02:48 PM  

TheManofPA: msupf: serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.

seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.

Oddly as a sporting event, you could hang out in the front row and see if they have it anywhere online.


Yeah, I had thought of that as well, no luck. But thanks for the suggestion. I have to use that to watch hockey.
 
2013-02-03 04:03:14 PM  
Is that like, an automated feather teaser? Not the one wobbling on the floor, the one with the long yellow rod. .
 
2013-02-03 04:04:01 PM  
These tunes *would* make for gangsta-ass ringtones.
 
2013-02-03 04:04:08 PM  
WHAR ARE GINGER STRIPEYS

WHAR
 
2013-02-03 04:05:40 PM  

sarahthustra: WHAR ARE GINGER STRIPEYS

WHAR


This!

And yes, I am disappoint at this half time show.  Had to show those stupid human commentators.
 
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