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(Yahoo)   Can the pit bulls refrain from getting arrested? Are the collies too busy saving someone stuck in a well to play? Will the pugs be full of derp? And what of the Kitten halftime show? It's Puppy Bowl IX, 3 PM on Animal Planet   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 167
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2013-02-03 12:19:51 PM
Meh, no Spaniels.
 
2013-02-03 03:02:27 PM
omg hedgehog cheerleaders!
 
2013-02-03 03:04:24 PM
Puppy Bowl is the greatest. I think though that the boxer needs to be tested though from PGH because he recovered much faster from his neutering to make today's game.
 
2013-02-03 03:05:32 PM

sarahthustra: omg hedgehog cheerleaders!


Orly?
 
2013-02-03 03:06:21 PM
The Puppy Bowl is rigged!
 
2013-02-03 03:08:14 PM
The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.
 
2013-02-03 03:08:51 PM
Okay, I'm already over the 'reaction shots' from the people. Ugh.
 
2013-02-03 03:08:52 PM
My puppy would have taken this easily. I hope they rape some pussy at halftime.
 
2013-02-03 03:09:07 PM
Just not the same since Harry Kalis passed away.
 
2013-02-03 03:10:17 PM

98K514: The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.


puppy bowl is too commercial nowadays.
 
2013-02-03 03:10:58 PM
After learning it is heavily edited, I just can't believe in it anymore, man.

It's fake!  How could animal planet do this to me?
 
2013-02-03 03:11:37 PM

cookiefleck: 98K514: The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.

puppy bowl is too commercial nowadays.


I remember when it used to be about the puppies.
 
2013-02-03 03:11:49 PM
Prop bets anyone?  I say Scottie is the first to poop and double or nothing the Basset Hound eats it.
 
2013-02-03 03:11:53 PM
TOUCHDOWN
 
2013-02-03 03:12:40 PM
"Beautiful little legs"

DUDE, SHE'S 12

/weeks old
 
2013-02-03 03:13:58 PM

cookiefleck: 98K514: The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.

puppy bowl is too commercial nowadays.


By Puppy Bowl XIV, it'll be a two-hour informercial for Animal Planet and maybe 5 minutes of puppies.
 
2013-02-03 03:14:03 PM

98K514: The "celebrity" commentators are going to get real old real fast.


They got old before they started talking.  Seriously who thinks it could be a good idea to cut away from the pure cuteness of romping puppies to some gargoyle screaming from his cue cards?
 
2013-02-03 03:16:10 PM
Those pedigree commercials are going to get to me.
 
2013-02-03 03:17:28 PM
Daisy should scare us Farkers!
 
2013-02-03 03:18:27 PM
Correction: they'll have Michael Vick as a guest commentator.
 
2013-02-03 03:19:06 PM
FARK YEAH, PUPPY BOWL!

Y U NO RUN RIGHT WAY
 
2013-02-03 03:19:59 PM
I'll join in on the cutaway hate. Man, talk about an annoying move, it is making me not want to watch any show that I am seeing.
UNITY!
 
2013-02-03 03:20:07 PM
The reality show peanut gallery is hilarious, and I say that as someone who didn't watch any of those shows.
 
2013-02-03 03:20:42 PM
NANNERPUSS, NOOOOOOOO!
 
2013-02-03 03:21:54 PM
You can't be aloof or nonchalant in the Puppy Bowl!
 
2013-02-03 03:22:26 PM
if you have to go, being ripped apart by adorable puppies isn't so bad. nanner would have wanted it that way.
 
2013-02-03 03:23:05 PM
Ok, slow-mo puppy fights should be a network prime time show
 
2013-02-03 03:23:18 PM

sarahthustra: if you have to go, being ripped apart by adorable puppies isn't so bad. nanner would have wanted it that way.


*sobs*

You make a good point as always, sarah.

I'll bury Nanner next to some pancakes.
 
2013-02-03 03:23:22 PM
You can tell which ones are using steroids. Just look for the ones with big feet.
 
2013-02-03 03:23:55 PM
Only the girls are scoring.  Hmmmm.
 
2013-02-03 03:24:00 PM
www.revolutionsf.com
 
2013-02-03 03:24:03 PM
If this is a certified duck hunt, we need more derisive giggling from those dogs.
 
2013-02-03 03:24:08 PM
No streaming, apparently. So, no PuppyBowl for me.

/I haz a sad
 
2013-02-03 03:24:53 PM
"This could be a high-scoring game."

Thankfully, the Puppy Bowl has a brighter future than the Pro Bowl.
 
2013-02-03 03:25:35 PM
Copper and Arlo are the Bird and Magic of cuteness.
 
2013-02-03 03:25:49 PM
You know, how does one apply for the "Puppy Bowl Referee" position?
 
2013-02-03 03:26:30 PM
Okay, I admit it, I laughed at 'Home Run'.
 
2013-02-03 03:27:28 PM

TheManofPA: You know, how does one apply for the "Puppy Bowl Referee" position?


Consult your local community theater personnel.
 
2013-02-03 03:27:38 PM
Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?
 
2013-02-03 03:27:42 PM

TheManofPA: You know, how does one apply for the "Puppy Bowl Referee" position?


I do not know, but I like to imagine it is the most adorable job interview ever.
 
2013-02-03 03:29:51 PM

SpeelChuck: So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?


There's a petition to get a cat that looks like Weird Al Yankovic to perform, but I don't think that's going anywhere.


ThisIsNotSubtle: I do not know, but I like to imagine it is the most adorable job interview ever.


Heh, wouldn't it be, though?
 
2013-02-03 03:30:51 PM
GO FOR IT, MARTA!
 
2013-02-03 03:31:27 PM
I somehow doubt Bessie's ability to bake bread.
 
2013-02-03 03:32:29 PM
Marta's a strategist, yo.
 
2013-02-03 03:32:46 PM
This live stream I found is just showing the puppies warming up in a locker room or something. Is this the actual show?
 
2013-02-03 03:33:05 PM
Ok, the crazy banjo music for Gunther made me laugh
 
2013-02-03 03:33:47 PM
Just show the puppies!
 
2013-02-03 03:33:49 PM
ERIC YOUNG OUTTA NOWHERE JUST SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME
 
2013-02-03 03:33:51 PM
Not one Great Dane puppy? What's the point then?
 
2013-02-03 03:34:20 PM
chestnut the lab/shepherd mix is all "wtf guys?"
 
2013-02-03 03:34:20 PM
Marta rules!
 
2013-02-03 03:34:24 PM
i like the lil scrappy one, taking on the bigger dogs
 
2013-02-03 03:35:22 PM

cookiefleck: i like the lil scrappy one, taking on the bigger dogs


You always gotta root for the underdogs.

MARTA IS RUNNING GAME ON ALL YOU FOOLS
 
2013-02-03 03:35:41 PM
I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?
 
2013-02-03 03:35:53 PM
Martas getting picked on by everyone
 
2013-02-03 03:36:35 PM

SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?


No, they's also the ad for Payless
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-03 03:37:31 PM
Wasn't home before Christmas to give my biannual (read: twice yearly, you pedants) donation to the SPCA I adopted my mutt from, so I'll try and make it up PSA style:

Quit trying to one up the Johnson's and their CockaPugaSpaniel. It's a mutt. Mutts are lovable-maybe the most loved of all Gods creatures. There are thousands upon thousands of great mutts sleeping on concrete floors all over this great country of ours every night. But people would rather shell out $$$ for an accessory item than a great companion, than show compassion to a dog without AKC credentials.

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your farking  designer dog. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM

Swoop1809: Martas getting picked on by everyone


Naming a pet after Atlanta's mass transit system is justifiable grounds for mockery.
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM
I'd like to believe that the ref's flags are made of some snacky material.
 
2013-02-03 03:38:21 PM
TOUCHDOWN MARTA
 
2013-02-03 03:38:56 PM
MINIONS!!!! :D
 
2013-02-03 03:39:19 PM
Did JJ Abrams direct this year's show?
 
2013-02-03 03:39:36 PM
Yay Marta, you go grrrrl!

That Hollie looks like she's about  1% border collie and 99% mix.
 
2013-02-03 03:40:08 PM
The Halloween theme was a nice touch.
 
2013-02-03 03:40:50 PM
My cat is totally enthralled watching Puppy Bowl.  Crazy.  I hope it holds his attention long enough to get to the half-time show.
 
2013-02-03 03:42:12 PM
Is it doping if we catch a puppy chewing on a deer-antler chew toy?
 
2013-02-03 03:42:30 PM
Okay, I should be pissed about the movie plug.

Then again, they had the Space Buddies one year, and the Minions are Just. Too. Cute.
 
2013-02-03 03:43:10 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Okay, I should be pissed about the movie plug.

Then again, they had the Space Buddies one year, and the Minions are Just. Too. Cute.


I can't be mad when it's about Despicable Me 2. On principle, I should be, but... NAAAAAAAAAH :D
 
2013-02-03 03:44:36 PM
well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.
 
2013-02-03 03:44:57 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: GO FOR IT, MARTA!


Marta rocked. Dished it out as well as she took it. Against bigger dogs, too.
 
2013-02-03 03:46:05 PM

John Buck 41: Marta rocked. Dished it out as well as she took it. Against bigger dogs, too.


She's gonna be the heart and soul of that team, I KNOW IT!
 
2013-02-03 03:46:36 PM

Fark Rye For Many Whores: SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?

No, they's also the ad for Payless
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The way this is being milked for commerce, I don't even know anymore. That could actually be real.
 
2013-02-03 03:46:40 PM
Chestnut has the heart of a CHAMPION!
 
2013-02-03 03:47:50 PM
THE HAMSTER PILOTS :D
 
2013-02-03 03:48:14 PM

msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.


yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.
 
2013-02-03 03:49:15 PM

serial_crusher: This live stream I found is just showing the puppies warming up in a locker room or something. Is this the actual show?


Nope, can't find where they're actually streaming the show. Plus the live kitty feed has no sound - I'm missing out on the full experience!
 
2013-02-03 03:49:58 PM

SpeelChuck: Yay! It's the sporting event I've been waiting for all year! Puppy Bowl is finally here!

*squeezes past all the people in my row*
'scuse me, 'scuse me, sorry, beg your pardon, 'scuse me
*takes seat, starts munching"
OMG! TOUCHDOWN!
So are the kittehs only going to lip-synch?


Hey, if you get shiatfaced by the fourth quarter and puke Pedigree all over me, I'm not responsible for my actions.
 
2013-02-03 03:50:10 PM
That defense is BRUTAL!
 
2013-02-03 03:51:41 PM
YOU CAN'T STOP MARTA, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HER, AND EVEN THEN, NOT FOR VERY LONG
 
2013-02-03 03:52:57 PM
That Vacuum placement sucked
 
2013-02-03 03:53:15 PM

serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.


seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.
 
2013-02-03 03:53:19 PM
This show has the best product placement since Walter White and Jesse Pinkman had breakfast at Denny's.
 
2013-02-03 03:53:56 PM
Yes, time for the Half Time show! Time for kitty cuteness overload.  Hope they don't disappoint.
 
2013-02-03 03:54:20 PM
Kitten Halftime Show coming up!

/would hit the Bissell mom
 
2013-02-03 03:54:24 PM

Mrtraveler01: I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?


Hehe... BAM!

/Madden draws some lines all over the screen
 
2013-02-03 03:54:38 PM
bend over and i'll show you my crevice tool.

or something.
 
2013-02-03 03:55:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: YOU CAN'T STOP MARTA, YOU CAN ONLY HOPE TO CONTAIN HER, AND EVEN THEN, NOT FOR VERY LONG


She's EN FUEGO!
 
2013-02-03 03:56:31 PM

msupf: serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.

seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.


Oddly as a sporting event, you could hang out in the front row and see if they have it anywhere online.
 
2013-02-03 03:56:46 PM

Mrtraveler01: I don't know why I thought of this but having Pat Summerall and John Madden commentate this would make this the best Puppy Bowl ever.

Thoughts?


A thousand times over, YES! :D


peachy92: Yes, time for the Half Time show! Time for kitty cuteness overload. Hope they don't disappoint.


This will *not* be the Black Eyed Peas halftime show of the kitten world.
 
2013-02-03 03:57:29 PM

John Buck 41: She's EN FUEGO!


BARK GOES THE DYNAMITE!
 
2013-02-03 03:59:18 PM
GO MARTA!!!!!.

/this is the first time I have watched the Puppy Bowl.
//OMG I am in love with the Puppy Bowl
///slashies comes in threes y'all
 
2013-02-03 03:59:22 PM
Jackson Galaxy to block!

/bring on the kittehs
 
2013-02-03 03:59:56 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: This show has the best product placement since Walter White and Jesse Pinkman had breakfast at Denny's.


You're suspiciously enthusiastic. Are you sure you're not recruiting for UPenn or something?

 bend over and i'll show you my crevice tool.

or something.

You win the thread.

Also, ewwww.

It's the Kitty Halftime Show!
 
2013-02-03 04:00:21 PM
That music sounds so Lady Gaga-esque...

Also, awwwwwwwwww...


thenewmissus: GO MARTA!!!!!.

/this is the first time I have watched the Puppy Bowl.
//OMG I am in love with the Puppy Bowl
///slashies comes in threes y'all


Glad you could join us, it's always fun to watch!
 
2013-02-03 04:01:39 PM

SpeelChuck: You're suspiciously enthusiastic.


I *am* the founder and leader of...

i210.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-03 04:02:48 PM

TheManofPA: msupf: serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.

/cut the cable cord few months back
//fiance wanted to watch it and I thought I would be able to bring it up for her but can't find the actual show
///slashie fail.

yep, Super Bowl Sunday is now officially ruined.

seriously, fark off. Wasn't biatching that the day was ruined, just disappointed that what is streaming isn't the actual show. Before her grandmother passed away it was something they watched together whenever it came around and she has rather fond memories of that. So yeah, I guess I am a little sad that what was promised isn't what is being offered.

Oddly as a sporting event, you could hang out in the front row and see if they have it anywhere online.


Yeah, I had thought of that as well, no luck. But thanks for the suggestion. I have to use that to watch hockey.
 
2013-02-03 04:03:14 PM
Is that like, an automated feather teaser? Not the one wobbling on the floor, the one with the long yellow rod. .
 
2013-02-03 04:04:01 PM
These tunes *would* make for gangsta-ass ringtones.
 
2013-02-03 04:04:08 PM
WHAR ARE GINGER STRIPEYS

WHAR
 
2013-02-03 04:05:40 PM

sarahthustra: WHAR ARE GINGER STRIPEYS

WHAR


This!

And yes, I am disappoint at this half time show.  Had to show those stupid human commentators.
 
2013-02-03 04:07:36 PM
My dog got tired of it after a while but the kidlettes are enthralled.  The older one is mewing her way through the halftime show.
 
2013-02-03 04:07:43 PM
My dog is freaking out watching this
 
2013-02-03 04:09:02 PM
Out of curiosity, when is the actually SB thread going green. It seems somewhat late.
 
2013-02-03 04:09:32 PM

peachy92: sarahthustra: WHAR ARE GINGER STRIPEYS

WHAR

This!

And yes, I am disappoint at this half time show.  Had to show those stupid human commentators.


Seriously. It's almost like they're thinking two legs good, four legs bad.
 
2013-02-03 04:10:01 PM

TheManofPA: Out of curiosity, when is the actually SB thread going green. It seems somewhat late.


5PM, I believe, just as the Puppy Bowl is ending.
 
2013-02-03 04:11:45 PM
STOP HAVING ERIC YOUNG SCREAM AT ME

Aurora may be the wildcard, but Biscuit is a ball of pure energy, it would seem.
 
2013-02-03 04:11:56 PM

TheManofPA: Out of curiosity, when is the actually SB thread going green. It seems somewhat late.


The mods got distracted watching the 8 hour pre-game show on CBS.
 
2013-02-03 04:13:35 PM
I'd keep the cheerleaders away from these second-half bigger breeds if I were Animal Planet...
 
2013-02-03 04:13:48 PM
I told you, Biscuit is gonna make this a challenge!
 
2013-02-03 04:14:23 PM

SpeelChuck: Seriously. It's almost like they're thinking two legs good, four legs bad.


I read somewhere they reduced the time in the Puppy Bowl to bring "more features."  So far, these features suck. The Puppy Bowl was cool because it was different .  Now, it's lost its soul.
 
2013-02-03 04:14:52 PM
BRING BACK THE REPLACEMENT REFS
 
2013-02-03 04:15:37 PM
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! Fight for our love!
 
2013-02-03 04:16:19 PM
GO JUNIPER!!!
 
2013-02-03 04:16:58 PM
Awww Aurora!
 
2013-02-03 04:16:59 PM
Meep the Bird: "Who are these clowns screaming TOUCHDOWN?"
 
2013-02-03 04:21:05 PM
You can follow a parrot on Twitter? That's...kind of perfect, actually
 
2013-02-03 04:22:37 PM
TWO BROTHERS IN THE PUPPY BOWL!

WHAT A STORY!!!
 
2013-02-03 04:23:44 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: TheManofPA: Out of curiosity, when is the actually SB thread going green. It seems somewhat late.

5PM, I believe, just as the Puppy Bowl is ending.


That's both funny and cute.
 
2013-02-03 04:24:38 PM
We'll take care of the awwwwwwwwws, thankyouverymuch.


TheManofPA: That's both funny and cute.


Heh, oddly fitting, no?
 
2013-02-03 04:27:03 PM
Here's RGIII to talk to you about the dangers of unreliable fields.
 
2013-02-03 04:30:16 PM
If all things go wrong for Jon Cryer, he should consider putting in his application to be a Puppy Bowl ref.
 
2013-02-03 04:35:53 PM
What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?
 
2013-02-03 04:37:24 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?


I want to say sloths, but I know in my heart that that's simply not true.
 
2013-02-03 04:38:57 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?


shark.
I could see the japanese going nuts over naming rights and 'adoption' preference.
 
2013-02-03 04:39:19 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?


Um, fish. I mean 'fish bowl' makes sense, but have you ever had pet fish? So boring.
 
2013-02-03 04:41:16 PM

spidermilk: Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?

Um, fish. I mean 'fish bowl' makes sense, but have you ever had pet fish? So boring.


Siamese fighting fish...

Or piranah/
 
2013-02-03 04:42:05 PM
I'd have to go with bats or possums. Yeach
 
2013-02-03 04:42:27 PM
Chestnut wants to win this, man. Chestnut is HUNGRY!
 
2013-02-03 04:43:20 PM

OBBN: Not one Great Dane puppy? What's the point then?


Agreed. I adore many breeds of dogs but NONE are cuter than a Great Dane puppy! We took some obedience classes with a young/still puppyish Great Dane and he was so adorable. My neighbor has a Great Dane and this dog will go out in the backyard, do one lap around, and then climb all the way into one of those little folding camping chairs and just sit there. Who says only toy breeds are adorable?
 
2013-02-03 04:44:23 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?


those farking redneck reality butt bangers they keep cutting in with.
 
2013-02-03 04:44:43 PM
Illegal tackle?!? I THOUGHT THIS WAS FOOTBALL

LET THEM PLAY!
 
2013-02-03 04:45:08 PM
OK, the KissKam is an innovation I can live with.

Schmoooooooch.
 
2013-02-03 04:45:15 PM
MARTA WAS ROBBED
 
2013-02-03 04:45:50 PM
CHESTNUT WITH NANNERPUSS FOR THE TOUCHDOWN!!!
 
2013-02-03 04:46:08 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MARTA WAS ROBBED


Marta should be the MVP.
 
2013-02-03 04:46:30 PM
Turtleman scares me.
 
2013-02-03 04:46:34 PM
*end zone dance*
 
2013-02-03 04:51:18 PM
I want to see a Belgian Malinois puppy. The other puppies would all be scarred for life and un-adoptable.

Lastly, I appreciate that puppies are adorable and all the puppies are adoptable- but sometimes I would like to see people be encourage to adopt adult dogs WAY WAY more. Like, a reality check as to how energetic, destructive, and frustrating puppies can be at times (and why there are so many 9 month-12 month old dogs surrendered to shelters).

People think if they get a puppy they can train it to be 'whatever they want'- but in reality that isn't completely true (if the dog is so badly bred (or just genetically unlucky) that it is extremely sensitive to loud noises or reactive to other dogs- there may be no amount of training that completely fix the problem) and if you adopt an adult dog (particularly one who is currently in a foster home) the foster parent can tell you exactly what the dog is really like (dog friendly, needs 1+ hr of exercise, loves kids and very gentle, etc.- doesn't matter WHERE you get your puppy or what it is, there are NO guarantees).
 
2013-02-03 04:51:21 PM

Wolfmanjames: Marta should be the MVP.


I'd be wholeheartedly surprised if she *wasn't.*


sarahthustra: *end zone dance*


It broke my heart that they tried to curb excessive celebrating.

IT'S THE PUPPY BOWL, LET 'EM BE
 
2013-02-03 04:52:49 PM
Biscuit's got mad quarrel!
 
2013-02-03 04:54:55 PM
This is the only show on television that I am aware of which gets its ratings by showing dog anus.

Well...maybe this show, and Saturday Night Live.
 
2013-02-03 04:56:00 PM
 msupf: serial_crusher: msupf: well, thbbbbt. I thought they were supposed to also stream it online for people this year. all I can find are a lame cam of a few dogs in a room meant to look like a locker room.


As NBC News showed Friday night, the "Puppy Bowl" is taped in advance.
One of the "puppies" is now five months old.
 
2013-02-03 04:59:19 PM
And the MVP goes to... MARTA!!! :D
 
2013-02-03 04:59:29 PM
Marta for MVP!
 
2013-02-03 04:59:41 PM
YESSSSS!!
 
2013-02-03 04:59:41 PM
Yes!
 
2013-02-03 04:59:48 PM
I have Pit Boss so much. Animal Planet pleeeeeease just take him off the air that show is HORRIBLE. Pit Boss should try to be more like Pitbulls & Parolees. Also really, really, really hate 'Bad Dog' it is a few dogs doing cute things, and a WHOLE BUNCH of stupid people who let their dogs eat everything in their homes on purpose.

Also, what happened to 'Its Me or the Dog?'
 
2013-02-03 05:00:08 PM
MARTA'S THE MVP!
 
2013-02-03 05:00:24 PM

spidermilk: I have Pit Boss so much. Animal Planet pleeeeeease just take him off the air that show is HORRIBLE. Pit Boss should try to be more like Pitbulls & Parolees. Also really, really, really hate 'Bad Dog' it is a few dogs doing cute things, and a WHOLE BUNCH of stupid people who let their dogs eat everything in their homes on purpose.

Also, what happened to 'Its Me or the Dog?'


HATE pit boss.
 
2013-02-03 05:02:16 PM
I think this is the first year that everybody in my house actually agreed on who should get MVP.
 
2013-02-03 05:04:44 PM

peachy92: Marta for MVP!


SpeelChuck: YESSSSS!!


ThisIsNotSubtle: Yes!


John Buck 41: MARTA'S THE MVP!


ThisIsNotSubtle: I think this is the first year that everybody in my house actually agreed on who should get MVP.


The right damn choice!

It's been fun watching this with y'all, and for those who are heading over there later, I'll see you in the Super Bowl thread!
 
2013-02-03 05:09:43 PM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?


Hyena Puppy Bowl

"And now this three-week old bruiser is tearing her sister's throat out... look at those teeth work!"
 
2013-02-03 05:19:00 PM
 What would be the worst possible animal to have a "Bowl"?

Black widow spiders.

Or possibly tazmanian devils.
 
2013-02-03 05:28:28 PM
I'm in a bar watching the Superbowl boring coverage, but I think I almost have the bartender convinced to change to Puppy Bowl.
 
2013-02-03 05:30:56 PM
Ice Breakers sponsored a water bowl fill?  Really?  And then they had the ref promote it?  REALLY!?!  This type of shiat is why I stopped watching Bones.   Keep the damn commercials during the commercial break and out of the show!
 
2013-02-03 05:39:32 PM
Do we really need Animal Planet's reality show rejects screaming touchdown?
 
2013-02-03 05:39:37 PM
Bah..I missed the thread. BT I will say... The puppy bowl just gets more and more commercial every year...
 
2013-02-03 05:41:27 PM
Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.
 
2013-02-03 05:44:49 PM

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.


11. Post in comment sections of articles on pitt bull attacks to say how their pitt bull would never do anything like that and how they let it sleep in their baby's crib every night.
 
2013-02-03 05:51:40 PM
Will Fark mods ever learn how to write a good headline?
 
2013-02-03 05:56:13 PM

ScouserDuck: Bah..I missed the thread. BT I will say... The puppy bowl just gets more and more commercial every year...


THIS ... although if Despicable Me 2 dumps all the other characters and just focuses on the MInions, I might watch it.
 
2013-02-03 06:17:38 PM

letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.


And someone from England tends to be a tea-drinking sissy.

Stereotypes. See how they work?
 
2013-02-03 06:30:36 PM

John Buck 41: letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.

And someone from England tends to be a tea-drinking sissy.

Stereotypes. See how they work?


You forgot bad teeth.  They all have bad teeth.
 
2013-02-03 07:26:08 PM
My dog disapproves of the under representation of terriers in this event.

Though the terriers would just hog the ball and growl at anyone who goes near it.
 
2013-02-03 08:16:08 PM
Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of .... <i>Soap</i>!
 
2013-02-03 10:36:48 PM
 letrole: Someone who owns a pit bull also tends to:

1. Buy twenty lottery tickets each week.
2. Have a tattoo on their hands or neck.
3. Pursue futile workman's comp claims.
4. Take photographs of babies holding beer cans.
5. Prominently display an electric guitar in the living room.
6. Have a shaven head.
7. Rent the television for £7 weekly.
8. Travel to a different county specifically to buy fireworks
9. Wear t-shirts featuring profanity.
10. Have at least two stepchildren, each with a different surname.

And someone from England tends to be a tea-drinking sissy.

Stereotypes. See how they work?


You forgot bad teeth.  They all have bad teeth.



Don't forget that they're also amazingly polite.
You could stab one of them in the ribs, steal a coin purse, insult the Queen and be apologized to by your victim.
 
2013-02-05 11:25:09 AM

Fiction Fan: Don't forget that they're also amazingly polite.
You could stab one of them in the ribs, steal a coin purse, insult the Queen and be apologized to by your victim.


Nope, that's Canadians.  The British aren't polite, they're stoic.  If you burned down his house, rolled his car into a ditch, fired him from his job and chased him down the street with pitchforks and torches, he'd say something like "Well, it was time to be heading along anyway."  The whole "stiff upper lip" thing, dontchaknow, like the Earl of Uxbridge at Waterloo, who, when his leg was being amputated, reportedly told the surgeon "The knives appear somewhat blunt."
 
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