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(Daily Kos)   "The enemy's not going to cower in defeat because we have a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor as a soldier on the front line, ready to unleash an attack of unparalleled diversity"   (dailykos.com) divider line 33
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2013-02-03 12:49:08 AM  
11 votes:

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OK, GOP shills, you thought defending the NRA was tough?  Try talking your way out of THIS.


You're absolutely disgusting and I'm not even going to acknowledge your existence.  Why would I even bother acknowledging someone who wants me to "talk my way" out of the Tennessee Home for Injured Soldiers?  They do an incredible service for our veterans.  Go drink some overpriced coffee, you stupid lib.
2013-02-03 08:36:08 AM  
5 votes:
He's just thinking back to how differently that dark, dark day in 1990 would have gone if a certain young girl -- perhaps a female Eskimo-Hispanic dwarf, since why would he name such an obscure combination if said combination wasn't in his mind on a near-daily basis for 23 years -- had been an armed combat veteran.
2013-02-03 04:17:30 AM  
4 votes:
A key element of victory is surprise.  So what could be more surprising than the 1st Battallion female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser handicapable transgendered breast-cancer-survivor Brigade?


eddieizzardfans.com
2013-02-03 08:53:58 AM  
3 votes:

Karac: Marcus Aurelius: [russianwomentruth.com image 314x485]

Roza Yegorovna Shanina would gladly take Glenn Beck out from 1000 yards away.

Thus proving Glenn's point that only liberal Marxist scum like Obama would inflict the rigors of combat on the fairer sex.


I had not thought of it that way.  Now that I study it out, it appears he really IS a commie.
2013-02-03 08:48:00 AM  
3 votes:

incendi: Macular Degenerate: what the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire, please?

That's an excellent comedian. Fire death would be a bit excessive.


But we are all out of cake.
2013-02-03 08:52:41 AM  
2 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: [russianwomentruth.com image 314x485]

Roza Yegorovna Shanina would gladly take Glenn Beck out from 1000 yards away.


Thus proving Glenn's point that only liberal Marxist scum like Obama would inflict the rigors of combat on the fairer sex.
2013-02-03 02:10:51 AM  
2 votes:
But if the enemy saw Glen Beck on the front lines, they'd surrender on the spot?

Actually, that's an experiment I'd like to see tried.  Get out there, Becksy.
2013-02-03 01:54:21 AM  
2 votes:
If there's anyone that knows about cowering, it's Glenn Beck.
2013-02-03 03:16:33 PM  
1 votes:
It's so cute when they dress Beck up as an adult.
2013-02-03 01:57:49 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: [russianwomentruth.com image 314x485]

Roza Yegorovna Shanina would gladly take Glenn Beck out from 1000 yards away.


I'd nail her from 1000 yards away, if you know what I mean.

And I think you do.
2013-02-03 12:47:34 PM  
1 votes:

bullocks: When did Fark become the democratic underground?


When the all the right wing shills finally discovered free diaper porn?
2013-02-03 12:46:26 PM  
1 votes:

bullocks: War is  not an equal opportunity employer.


It's the only man made equal opportunity employer, besides Obama's Weather Machine.
2013-02-03 12:20:47 PM  
1 votes:
I dunno.  I think there are a lot of Taliban who would never live down getting his ass kicked by a girl.
2013-02-03 12:17:12 PM  
1 votes:

Glicky: If the female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser or handicapped, transgendered breast cancer survivor meet the training standards for the role provided I say let do it.


Seriously, can you think of a better way to make Al Qaeda sh*t their collective pants even more than they already are?  Retarded crossdressing midget deathdealers with thermal vision and flash suppressors crashing through my skylight would stifle any rebellion I might be flirting with in a hot f*cking minute.
2013-02-03 11:23:23 AM  
1 votes:

thamike: Snarfangel: Finally! The U.S. will finally have its own Very Special Forces.

/From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Potato

Very Special Forces!  It has a nice ring to it.

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 503x336]


The Onion had a great article about that.  Clinton Deploys Very Special Forces to Iraq

It included the best picture their site has ever had:
media.theonion.com
2013-02-03 10:58:56 AM  
1 votes:
Beck must know with all his years of military service.
2013-02-03 09:47:41 AM  
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Finally! The U.S. will finally have its own Very Special Forces.

/From the Halls of Montezuma,
To the shores of Potato


Arriving to battle in the short C-130.
2013-02-03 09:11:47 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Karac: Marcus Aurelius: [russianwomentruth.com image 314x485]

Roza Yegorovna Shanina would gladly take Glenn Beck out from 1000 yards away.

Thus proving Glenn's point that only liberal Marxist scum like Obama would inflict the rigors of combat on the fairer sex.

I had not thought of it that way.  Now that I study it out, it appears he really IS a commie.


- Conservabot, is employing women in combat wrong?

- Affirmative

- Conservabot, does Israel ever do anything wrong?

- Negative

- Conservabot, load Wikipedia page on, let's say, Dr. Ruth...

- Does not compute! Does not compute! *brrrkkkapptptptffffff*
2013-02-03 08:50:30 AM  
1 votes:

EvilEgg: incendi: Macular Degenerate: what the hell is that thing? Kill it with fire, please?

That's an excellent comedian. Fire death would be a bit excessive.

But we are all out of cake.


Stupid man world.
2013-02-03 08:47:44 AM  
1 votes:

alienated: syrynxx: A key element of victory is surprise.  So what could be more surprising than the 1st Battallion female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser handicapable transgendered breast-cancer-survivor Brigade?


[eddieizzardfans.com image 395x505]

Eddie is a transvesite. Not a transgender. He just likes the cloithes, shoes and makeup. And the hair removal. In other words- he is just a basic masochist. not that there is anything wrong with that.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPML-n1kRnY
2013-02-03 08:17:38 AM  
1 votes:
Its apparent Glenn Beck has never faced the wrath of a handcapped female eskimo hispanc dwarf cross dressed transgendered breast cancer survivor.
2013-02-03 08:07:50 AM  
1 votes:
Besides, aren't male uniforms made just like women's uniforms?  Like, aren't they unisex?  So then all the men could be said to be wearing women's clothing and vice versa.
2013-02-03 08:05:50 AM  
1 votes:
If you are a Muslim jihadist, the worst possible way to die is by losing your holy war to female Hispanic Eskimo cross-dressing transgender...whatever the fark that twit said.
2013-02-03 08:04:59 AM  
1 votes:
We're not fighting trench warfare any more.  Frankly, I'd take a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor over Glenn Beck any day of the week.  I'd never be able to turn my back on Glenn Beck.
2013-02-03 08:04:54 AM  
1 votes:
Also, Glenn, Eskimo is not the preferred nomenclature here. Inuit, please.
2013-02-03 08:02:47 AM  
1 votes:
He's right: more white men need to enlist. If more white males enlisted...white affluent males (cuz they be the smartest of the bunch)...we wouldn't have to send women into combat.

Won't white men think of the transgendered lesbian Eskimos?
2013-02-03 07:59:00 AM  
1 votes:
Wouldn't a female transgendered transvestite be a female to male who dresses in women's clothing?

You can't explain that!
2013-02-03 07:37:48 AM  
1 votes:
Glenn Beck is partly right:  the US can be ably defended only by male, gun and freedom loving penis-holders such as this:
thinkprogress.org

On the other hand, he is partly wrong: "This is the dumbest idea I ever heard. Women now fight on the front lines?".  Which is dumb, because apparently he never noticed this, or never considered it a problem, in the 7 years or so of the last administration when the same thing occurred.

Any objection these idiots have to women serving in combat can be disproven by simply looking at the recent history of American women serving in combat.
2013-02-03 07:33:42 AM  
1 votes:
(clicks link)  Glen Beck..

Oh, just ignore the troll.
2013-02-03 07:32:42 AM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

Uh huh.  Now why do you think we want more people on our side, dummy?


Having more soldiers doesn't mean anything. Ask France.
2013-02-03 01:47:46 AM  
1 votes:
I know some lesbians that would be great in a battle. They're far more 'scorched earth' than males when angry.
2013-02-03 12:47:33 AM  
1 votes:
Ok, that's pretty goddamned funny. 0645 on a Sunday morning and I've already had my first chuckle.
2013-02-03 12:22:14 AM  
1 votes:
OK, GOP shills, you thought defending the NRA was tough?  Try talking your way out of THIS.
 
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