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(Daily Kos)   "The enemy's not going to cower in defeat because we have a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor as a soldier on the front line, ready to unleash an attack of unparalleled diversity"   (dailykos.com) divider line 164
    More: Asinine, Eskimo Hispanic, breast cancer survivors, front lines, female Eskimo, single-parent, combat readiness, Barney Frank, Darcy Burner  
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2013-02-03 12:22:14 AM
OK, GOP shills, you thought defending the NRA was tough?  Try talking your way out of THIS.
 
2013-02-03 12:47:33 AM
Ok, that's pretty goddamned funny. 0645 on a Sunday morning and I've already had my first chuckle.
 
2013-02-03 12:49:08 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OK, GOP shills, you thought defending the NRA was tough?  Try talking your way out of THIS.


You're absolutely disgusting and I'm not even going to acknowledge your existence.  Why would I even bother acknowledging someone who wants me to "talk my way" out of the Tennessee Home for Injured Soldiers?  They do an incredible service for our veterans.  Go drink some overpriced coffee, you stupid lib.
 
2013-02-03 12:49:32 AM

Spad31: Ok, that's pretty goddamned funny. 0645 on a Sunday morning and I've already had my first chuckle.


I ... I really hope you're laughing at, and not with.
 
2013-02-03 12:54:55 AM
War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

Uh huh.  Now why do you think we want more people on our side, dummy?
 
2013-02-03 01:23:53 AM
No. They're going to cower in defeat because they'll be the best damn soldiers on the planet.
 
2013-02-03 01:30:16 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.


See, I think he's wrong even in this point.  War's not simply about killing.  There's strategy to it.  Your side can lose a thousand, and their side 200.  If their 200 is the top command structure, and your 1000 are low-level soldiers, you're probably much closer to winning than they are.
 
2013-02-03 01:32:41 AM

RodneyToady: The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

See, I think he's wrong even in this point.  War's not simply about killing.  There's strategy to it.  Your side can lose a thousand, and their side 200.  If their 200 is the top command structure, and your 1000 are low-level soldiers, you're probably much closer to winning than they are.


A Chinese general said something to that effect.

"I can lose 100 to your one and still win." or something like that. It's true, too. If Iraq was the size of the US, we'd have lost.
 
2013-02-03 01:47:46 AM
I know some lesbians that would be great in a battle. They're far more 'scorched earth' than males when angry.
 
2013-02-03 01:54:21 AM
If there's anyone that knows about cowering, it's Glenn Beck.
 
2013-02-03 02:01:12 AM
why is fark trying to make beck a thing again?
 
2013-02-03 02:10:51 AM
But if the enemy saw Glen Beck on the front lines, they'd surrender on the spot?

Actually, that's an experiment I'd like to see tried.  Get out there, Becksy.
 
2013-02-03 02:20:46 AM
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Don't mess with Dorthy
 
2013-02-03 02:26:15 AM
They're going to cower because that transgendered lesbian, midget is going to pull a trigger and unleash a world of hurt our enemy has never even considered.
 
2013-02-03 02:53:41 AM
America: we can do anything!
Except this.
 
2013-02-03 03:16:38 AM
Another example of something that many nations have done successfully, but is the death knell for the greatest nation and culture EVAR
 
2013-02-03 03:40:18 AM

propasaurus: America: we can beat up anything!



FTFY
 
2013-02-03 04:17:30 AM
A key element of victory is surprise.  So what could be more surprising than the 1st Battallion female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser handicapable transgendered breast-cancer-survivor Brigade?


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2013-02-03 07:11:51 AM

syrynxx: A key element of victory is surprise.  So what could be more surprising than the 1st Battallion female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser handicapable transgendered breast-cancer-survivor Brigade?


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Eddie is a transvesite. Not a transgender. He just likes the cloithes, shoes and makeup. And the hair removal. In other words- he is just a basic masochist. not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
2013-02-03 07:14:06 AM
It's Glenn Beck. Does any of the stupidity out of his mouth even surprise anyone anymore?
 
2013-02-03 07:31:31 AM
dooshbags like glenn beck only have an audience and a paycheck because you lend him an ear. the shiat that comes out of the mouths of most of these arseholes, they may as well be the kardashians, britney spears or dog teh bounty hunter. irrelevant and useless.
 
2013-02-03 07:32:42 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

Uh huh.  Now why do you think we want more people on our side, dummy?


Having more soldiers doesn't mean anything. Ask France.
 
2013-02-03 07:33:42 AM
(clicks link)  Glen Beck..

Oh, just ignore the troll.
 
2013-02-03 07:35:31 AM
Because Glenn Beck's opinion on anything warrants conversation?
 
2013-02-03 07:36:36 AM
One of my coworkers says karma exists. She wished her ex would get cancer and she is now currently battling breast cancer. So eventually, Glenn beck may talk himself to the grave.
 
2013-02-03 07:37:34 AM
Wait, it's Sunday.  Aren't Sundays for talking about rape?  I thought female eskimo hispanic dwarf cross dressers were a Tuesday thing.
 
2013-02-03 07:37:48 AM
Glenn Beck is partly right:  the US can be ably defended only by male, gun and freedom loving penis-holders such as this:
thinkprogress.org

On the other hand, he is partly wrong: "This is the dumbest idea I ever heard. Women now fight on the front lines?".  Which is dumb, because apparently he never noticed this, or never considered it a problem, in the 7 years or so of the last administration when the same thing occurred.

Any objection these idiots have to women serving in combat can be disproven by simply looking at the recent history of American women serving in combat.
 
2013-02-03 07:42:54 AM
How would a Mexican and an Inuit even meet to conceive a child? How many Mexican-Inuit people are there in the world?

Also, the Canadian Forces have "ice rangers" or some such thing, who are 100% Inuit and completely hardcore badass. So yes, the army needs these people.

//Okay, so there haven't been many wars fought up in Ikualikutituinut, but still.....
 
2013-02-03 07:45:47 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: They're going to cower because that transgendered lesbian, midget is going to pull a trigger and unleash a world of hurt our enemy has never even considered.


Thank you excessive defense spending!!! We can still win even when we put our junior varsity on the front line!

/beck is still a jackass!
 
2013-02-03 07:46:59 AM

Karac: Any objection these idiots have to women serving in combat can be disproven by simply looking at the recent history of American women serving in combat.


Or all the historical versions of the same story happening again and again and again....
 
2013-02-03 07:49:07 AM

socratesthekidd: Because Glenn Beck's opinion on anything warrants conversation?


He earned $80 million last year from people who pay to hear his opinion.
 
2013-02-03 07:56:43 AM
But don't you dare take away her gun!
 
2013-02-03 07:59:00 AM
Wouldn't a female transgendered transvestite be a female to male who dresses in women's clothing?

You can't explain that!
 
2013-02-03 08:00:20 AM
He's just mad that this soldier would get taxpayer funded healthcare to treat a liberal disease: cancer.
 
2013-02-03 08:00:23 AM

doglover: RodneyToady: The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

See, I think he's wrong even in this point.  War's not simply about killing.  There's strategy to it.  Your side can lose a thousand, and their side 200.  If their 200 is the top command structure, and your 1000 are low-level soldiers, you're probably much closer to winning than they are.

A Chinese general said something to that effect.

"I can lose 100 to your one and still win." or something like that. It's true, too. If Iraq was the size of the US, we'd have lost.


Why is that?
 
2013-02-03 08:01:26 AM

Sir-Marx-A-Lot: Wouldn't a female transgendered transvestite be a female to male who dresses in women's clothing?

You can't explain that!


Aint nobody got time for that!
 
2013-02-03 08:01:35 AM
I know so many women who could stomp a mudhole in that crybaby's ass.
 
2013-02-03 08:02:46 AM

ModernLuddite: How would a Mexican and an Inuit even meet to conceive a child? How many Mexican-Inuit people are there in the world?

Also, the Canadian Forces have "ice rangers" or some such thing, who are 100% Inuit and completely hardcore badass. So yes, the army needs these people.

//Okay, so there haven't been many wars fought up in Ikualikutituinut, but still.....


Canadian Ranger Patrol Group

They are some pretty badd-ass soldiers. Not exclusively aboriginal, but most of them are.
 
2013-02-03 08:02:47 AM
He's right: more white men need to enlist. If more white males enlisted...white affluent males (cuz they be the smartest of the bunch)...we wouldn't have to send women into combat.

Won't white men think of the transgendered lesbian Eskimos?
 
2013-02-03 08:03:56 AM

doglover: RodneyToady: The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

See, I think he's wrong even in this point.  War's not simply about killing.  There's strategy to it.  Your side can lose a thousand, and their side 200.  If their 200 is the top command structure, and your 1000 are low-level soldiers, you're probably much closer to winning than they are.

A Chinese general said something to that effect.

"I can lose 100 to your one and still win." or something like that. It's true, too. If Iraq was the size of the US, we'd have lost.


You're probably thinking of Ho Chi Minh's boast to the effect that he'd outlast the US despite a 10:1 casualty rate.

Sun Tzu notes that the ideal is to achieve victory without fighting at all. Quite a lot of his little book seems to be aimed at correcting the sort of dumbass who thinks that war is about which "team" can rack up kills faster.
 
2013-02-03 08:04:54 AM
Also, Glenn, Eskimo is not the preferred nomenclature here. Inuit, please.
 
2013-02-03 08:04:59 AM
We're not fighting trench warfare any more.  Frankly, I'd take a female Eskimo Hispanic dwarf cross-dresser and some handicapable, transgendered breast cancer survivor over Glenn Beck any day of the week.  I'd never be able to turn my back on Glenn Beck.
 
2013-02-03 08:05:50 AM
If you are a Muslim jihadist, the worst possible way to die is by losing your holy war to female Hispanic Eskimo cross-dressing transgender...whatever the fark that twit said.
 
2013-02-03 08:07:50 AM
Besides, aren't male uniforms made just like women's uniforms?  Like, aren't they unisex?  So then all the men could be said to be wearing women's clothing and vice versa.
 
2013-02-03 08:13:41 AM
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Send In The Clowns lyricsSongwriters: SONDHEIM, STEPHEN
Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air..
Where are the clowns?

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move...
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines...
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want...
Sorry, my dear!
And where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career.
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns...
Well, maybe next year.
 
2013-02-03 08:17:38 AM
Its apparent Glenn Beck has never faced the wrath of a handcapped female eskimo hispanc dwarf cross dressed transgendered breast cancer survivor.
 
2013-02-03 08:19:10 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: War is the act of killing each other. And to win, you have to kill people faster than the other team.

Uh huh.  Now why do you think we want more people on our side, dummy?


The Germans learned this when they tried to invade Russia.

Quantity has a quality all its own.
 
2013-02-03 08:34:58 AM
He's kind of got a point. Front line combat positions should be based on who can most effectively complete combat objectives, not how diverse they are. Therefore, standards for the positions should be based on realistic requirements and anyone who wants to try should be allowed.

Thanks for clearing that up, Glenn.
 
2013-02-03 08:36:08 AM
He's just thinking back to how differently that dark, dark day in 1990 would have gone if a certain young girl -- perhaps a female Eskimo-Hispanic dwarf, since why would he name such an obscure combination if said combination wasn't in his mind on a near-daily basis for 23 years -- had been an armed combat veteran.
 
2013-02-03 08:37:00 AM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: OK, GOP shills, you thought defending the NRA was tough?  Try talking your way out of THIS.


Well this is an intriguing challenge, I suppose for the sake some rhetorical exercise I could try it.  On the other hand I could go watch some cat videos on youtube.  Decisions, decisions.
 
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