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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Chris Kyle, the deadliest sniper in U.S. history, shot and killed at rifle range   (wfaa.com) divider line 877
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2013-02-03 12:36:33 AM

BronyMedic: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: It's not trolling. It's an honest request. But apparently, I'm correct in my assertion that nobody can actually back up such claims.............bro.

If you're actually being serious? He's a hero for undertaking a mission which only a select group of human beings, the number of which could be counted in the low thousands, in the history of the United States have been able to do. In doing so, he placed himself at extreme risk of capture by an enemy who would neither respect the laws and conventions of warfare, but would gleefully do horrific things to his corpse long after tortuing and murdering him to do so. His mission not only placed him in the realm of disproportionate risk as a soldier, but also provided a scalpel instead of a sledgehammer, allowing American and allied forces to do what they needed to do, without endangering civilians and noncombattants as much as a drone strike or artillery strike would have.

He did this while honoribly serving his country, and upholding the laws and values of the UCMJ and the conventions which we stuck to, even while others didn't.

So yes. That's why he's a hero. Some people aren't satisfied being BASH Commandos in a cubicle.


Summary: he's a hero because some bureaucrats wanted him to snipe some people, and he enjoyed that type of work, so he did it. Awesome. As is typical, you draw a big implicit line at the point of actually questioning the value of said service, and take it for granted that mere service is grounds for "heroism". What makes him any more heroic than any sniper for any other country in any other war? And...go!
 
2013-02-03 12:36:37 AM
Back in Saint Reagans day, these people were the heroes.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-03 12:36:38 AM

McFifenstein: God bless and God speed. Snipers are a special breed. Killers in every respect. Its what they are trained and deployed to do.


This post encapsulates America's gun culture for me.God, guns and glory. Yeehaa!
 
2013-02-03 12:36:58 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Smackledorfer: Bit if he joined because he fell for propaganda and wanted to serve at risk of his own life.. Well that is a hero isn't it?

You talking about the SEAL or the Marine?


It goes to everyone who meets those conditions.
 
2013-02-03 12:37:06 AM

Wayne 985: Ehhhhh, I have to disagree. Forgetting Chris Kyle, that definition would make members of al Qaeda "heroes".


And to their people, they are. It's all subjective, people.
 
2013-02-03 12:37:22 AM
Tommy

I went into a public-'ouse to get a pint o' beer,The publican 'e up an' sez, "We serve no red-coats here."The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I: O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, go away"; But it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play, The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play, O it's "Thank you, Mister Atkins", when the band begins to play. I went into a theatre as sober as could be,They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls! For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, wait outside"; But it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide, The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide, O it's "Special train for Atkins" when the trooper's on the tide. Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleepIs cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap;An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bitIs five times better business than paradin' in full kit. Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, 'ow's yer soul?" But it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll, The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll, O it's "Thin red line of 'eroes" when the drums begin to roll. We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints; While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind", But it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind, There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind, O it's "Please to walk in front, sir", when there's trouble in the wind. You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our faceThe Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace. For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Chuck him out, the brute!" But it's "Saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot; An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please; An' Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool -- you bet that Tommy sees!
 
2013-02-03 12:37:36 AM

HotWingAgenda: ontariolightning: So he shot a lot of people who were just defending their country from an invading force in an illegal war and that = an America hero?

I'm not too upset.

I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but I'm surprised you don't know that a lot of the "insurgents" in Iraq were from places like Yemen, Somalia, Lebanon, etc.  Even some Iranian covert ops teams working to destabilize the new regime.


So you're saying that only people from the US of A are entitled to interfere in the affairs of other nations?

Also do you not recall those foreigners that helped out in a certain revolution of north American east coast colonies against English rule? Or when the federal government sent americans overseas to throw invaders out of other countries?

Furthermore is US puppet regime really in the interests of those countries in the region?

Besides, I don't see a troll here. It's really is an irony/karma sort of thing.

drayno76: Yes we need to take the farkin guns away from the government immediately.


Yep. And the drones too. It's amazing the hypocrisy of those in the government. They have killed untold numbers of children in these foreign wars, drone attacks... and many more through economic sanctions.  Then their corporate profits for the drug companies. (Mass shooters have been on or suffering withdrawal from their products time and time again)
 
2013-02-03 12:37:45 AM

The_Sponge: Instead of posting your opinions here, I think some of you should talk about your idiotic beliefs right outside your local VFW Hall.


But that would be scary.
 
2013-02-03 12:37:47 AM
But that's the thing with Marines-you beat them down and they come back for more. - Chris Kyle.

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2013-02-03 12:37:52 AM
Can the killer still collect the bounty?  Or is it only valid in Iraq?
 
2013-02-03 12:37:54 AM

Wayne 985: Frank N Stein: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BronyMedic: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still waiting on the two bleeding-hearts who called him a hero. Explain how he was a hero.

They're ignoring your trolling. It's pretty fail, bro.

It's not trolling. It's an honest request. But apparently, I'm correct in my assertion that nobody can actually back up such claims.............bro.

He's a hero because he went to a foreign land, put himself in extreme danger and extreme discomfort, to kill a bunch of people as commanded by the people you put in charge. Satisfactory answer?

Ehhhhh, I have to disagree. Forgetting Chris Kyle, that definition would make members of al Qaeda "heroes".


ding ding ding. My work is done.
 
2013-02-03 12:38:12 AM

Metalman71589: We need more guns in the gun ranges so this kind of thing can never happen again!



We need to start stationing people with guns inside of gun ranges to defend gun ranges from this happening in the future.
 
2013-02-03 12:38:27 AM

drayno76: BronyMedic: drayno76: So he followed orders and was very good at it.... So were Nazi war criminals.... They heroes too? Your turn.

That's a stupid argument, and you win the dumbass-of-the-thread award for making it, and turning a Godwin.

The Nazis neither followed the laws and conventions of warfare of which they were a signatary to, or even their own national rules and regulations regarding the treatment of combatants and occupied peoples. It's a false comparison only someone either poorly educated in history, or entirely disingenious with an agenda would promote.

Your turn.....


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I just answered your insinuation that because I believe an honorable Navy SEAL is a hero, I worship the Nazis. I believe the rebuttal is on you, my dear retard. Do you have anything of substance to respond with, or should I just write you off as another piss-poor troll?
 
2013-02-03 12:38:35 AM

Molavian: Too bad he wasn't a sexually deviant minority or something.

Then Fark would have his back.


Something like a Republican priest?
 
2013-02-03 12:38:39 AM

The_Sponge: Instead of posting your opinions here, I think some of you should talk about your idiotic beliefs right outside your local VFW Hall.


Are you kidding? Those fnckers are crazy!
 
2013-02-03 12:38:44 AM

halB: I'm shocked.

If a man starts shooting people at a gun range, you would figure he would be put down by everyone else at the range as an act of self defense.

I have no idea how he made it away from that range, unless it was a backwoods range where you only find a handful of people shooting.

At a range with 10+ people, that guy would've been toast from the first shot.


Not so much.  If he murdered the others quickly and then discarded/dropped his gun, no one would have any legal right to shoot him at that point.
 
2013-02-03 12:39:09 AM

BronyMedic: drayno76: BronyMedic: drayno76: So he followed orders and was very good at it.... So were Nazi war criminals.... They heroes too? Your turn.

That's a stupid argument, and you win the dumbass-of-the-thread award for making it, and turning a Godwin.

The Nazis neither followed the laws and conventions of warfare of which they were a signatary to, or even their own national rules and regulations regarding the treatment of combatants and occupied peoples. It's a false comparison only someone either poorly educated in history, or entirely disingenious with an agenda would promote.

Your turn.....

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I just answered your insinuation that because I believe an honorable Navy SEAL is a hero, I worship the Nazis. I believe the rebuttal is on you, my dear retard. Do you have anything of substance to respond with, or should I just write you off as another piss-poor troll?


Keep reading broney... the picture didn't post in the first one.... keep trying,.
 
2013-02-03 12:39:27 AM

Wayne 985: Frank N Stein: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BronyMedic: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still waiting on the two bleeding-hearts who called him a hero. Explain how he was a hero.

They're ignoring your trolling. It's pretty fail, bro.

It's not trolling. It's an honest request. But apparently, I'm correct in my assertion that nobody can actually back up such claims.............bro.

He's a hero because he went to a foreign land, put himself in extreme danger and extreme discomfort, to kill a bunch of people as commanded by the people you put in charge. Satisfactory answer?

Ehhhhh, I have to disagree. Forgetting Chris Kyle, that definition would make members of al Qaeda "heroes".


And some are. See my other posts if you want more detail.

How would you define hero such that the enemy faction has none?
 
2013-02-03 12:39:56 AM

Wayne 985: Sad. However, was this the guy who made some bizarre claims about killing Muslims for Jesus, or something to that effect?

S



Sounds bizarre now, but that attitude would have been perfectly acceptable back in the 11th century...
 
2013-02-03 12:39:58 AM

Frank N Stein: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BronyMedic: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still waiting on the two bleeding-hearts who called him a hero. Explain how he was a hero.

They're ignoring your trolling. It's pretty fail, bro.

It's not trolling. It's an honest request. But apparently, I'm correct in my assertion that nobody can actually back up such claims.............bro.

He's a hero because he went to a foreign land, put himself in extreme danger and extreme discomfort, to kill a bunch of people as commanded by the people you put in charge. Satisfactory answer?





Nope.



he·ro
/ˈhi(ə)rō/
Noun
A person, typically a man, who is admired for courage or noble qualities.
The chief male character in a book, play, or movie, who is typically identified with good qualities.

 
2013-02-03 12:40:30 AM

super_grass: HotWingAgenda: ontariolightning: So he shot a lot of people who were just defending their country from an invading force in an illegal war and that = an America hero?

I'm not too upset.

I know I shouldn't feed the trolls, but I'm surprised you don't know that a lot of the "insurgents" in Iraq were from places like Yemen, Somalia, Lebanon, etc.  Even some Iranian covert ops teams working to destabilize the new regime.

The sniper is farking coward. There is no honor in killing someone from a distance with the flex of a finger.

/Unless it's with a remotely guided drone.


Conan the Barbarian eschewed archmen, saying they were pussies for killing from a distance and not right by your enemy and braining them or skewering them up close and personal
. And he's an expert.
 
2013-02-03 12:40:30 AM
I'll throw my hat in on this one, too.  Snipers don't necessarily "fight fair" but at least they know exactly who they're killing when they do it.  He killed 160 men in 10 years; suicide bombers take out that many in five minutes and people that launch tomahawks do the same thing.  He pulled heat off of pinned-down and wounded fighters, and I'm sure they would call him a hero for that.  Sure, his zeal for his job is unsettling, but then war is absolutely horrible in just about every way you can imagine.  Another thing that snipers do: stop battles by making the opposition too scared to stick around.

His was a dirty job but an honorable one, though he no doubt carried mental scars that could have rivaled Routh's but he dumped his anguish into his faith.
 
2013-02-03 12:40:45 AM

justtray: My job makes healthcare safer on a broad scale, and thus, by proxy, saves lives.



Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants.

/My job involves a development program for the Air Force.
//By proxy, it will save lives and take lives.
 
2013-02-03 12:40:52 AM

HempHead: Kill boners! LOL!

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2013-02-03 12:41:26 AM

gibbon1: ontariolightning: So he shot a lot of people who were just defending their country from an invading force in an illegal war and that = an America hero?

I'm not too upset.

He probably was a sociopath anyways.  (Pig rule applies, it's okay to kill and eat a pig, he'd do the same for you no problem)

\Friend once told me his dad an MP in Korea, used to wake up screaming on a regular basis.




George Costanza?
 
2013-02-03 12:41:28 AM

sheep snorter: Back in Saint Reagans day, these people were the heroes.

[i.imgur.com image 485x237]



Get your facts straight....he never said that about the Taliban or anyone in Afghanistan.
 
2013-02-03 12:41:33 AM
I'm not big on calling snipers heroes.  I'm thankful for his service, though.  It's a dirty job, and much like proctology someone needs to do it.  Likewise, I imagine you can only spend so long staring at assholes before everything you see becomes one.  Either that or you have to start out with a real disposition for staring at assholes.  Either way, thanks and RIP.
 
2013-02-03 12:41:37 AM

ontariolightning: So he shot a lot of people who were just defending their country from an invading force in an illegal war and that = an America hero?

I'm not too upset.


Fark you man he did his job. that's all we did over there. We really have no choice on who our targets are ever. people

Frank N Stein: super_grass: 100 Watt Walrus: ontariolightning: So he shot a lot of people who were just defending their country from an invading force in an illegal war and that = an America hero?

I'm not too upset.

Sooo, by that logic, there's no tragedy in the deaths of any American soldiers who fired on anyone in Iraq.

Disagree with our nation's military goals, fine. But you're just being a dick about the death of someone who you know nothing about beyond a few highlights of their military career, with nothing further (let alone anything useful or insightful) to offer.

/yes, we should never have gone to Iraq

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/ If they had any integrity they would not have signed up in the first place.

Careful. Don't cut yourself on that edge.


Thank you man glad someone knows we have no choice on who we fight.

and to the rest who think the same as the idoits here. you don't deserve your freedom under the Red White and Blue. sacrifices made by men like this deserve respect not cannon fodder for your political views.
 
2013-02-03 12:41:59 AM

HempHead: Frank N Stein: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: BronyMedic: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still waiting on the two bleeding-hearts who called him a hero. Explain how he was a hero.

They're ignoring your trolling. It's pretty fail, bro.

It's not trolling. It's an honest request. But apparently, I'm correct in my assertion that nobody can actually back up such claims.............bro.

He's a hero because he went to a foreign land, put himself in extreme danger and extreme discomfort, to kill a bunch of people as commanded by the people you put in charge. Satisfactory answer?

Nope.

he·ro
/ˈhi(ə)rō/
Noun
A person, typically a man, who is admired for courage or noble qualities.
The chief male character in a book, play, or movie, who is typically identified with good qualities.


And many people admire him for his courage. You don't have to. That's fine, it's your opinion that you're entitled too. Not sure why you don't think other people should be entitled to theirs.
 
2013-02-03 12:42:16 AM

MrHappyRotter: Frank N Stein: deadliest sniper in U.S. history

He never killed anyone. His gun did.

His gun never killed anyone either, you dirty lib.  It's the bullets that are generally fatal.



Bullets never killed anyone. Its the lead in the bullet that killed people.
 
2013-02-03 12:42:27 AM

super_grass: BronyMedic: super_grass: BronyMedic: super_grass: [i970.photobucket.com image 553x700]

/ If they had any integrity they would not have signed up in the first place.

[www.sadanduseless.com image 600x435]

I don't glorify murder.

Now go wave a flag like a good little Amerifat.

Oh look. You're so edgy. It's not "glorifying murder" to honor someone who served his country with distinction and honor. And it's not "murder" to put a bullet in the head of another soldier in wartime who is in the process of gunning down your buddies.

No country, or law, in the entire world defines murder as a death in active combat. But you go right on farking that chicken.

What did he defend?  How did he serve?

He killed a bunch of people who posed zero danger to himself or his country.

If a teenager prison guard can be indicted half a century after serving for Nazi Germany, then an adult solder deserves no sympathy for serving imperial america.


I will play Devil's advocate here and state that technically, he DID defend his comrades on numerous occasions (yes, I read the book). But yeah, it doesn't really make up for the fact that A) the war was a waste and B) this man clearly liked killing and could just as easily have been a serial killer in another life. I actually feel sympathy for most military personnel who have to serve in these wasteful excursions. But this guy was a certified dick.
 
2013-02-03 12:43:38 AM
I take the family to Rough Creek Lodge about 3 times per year. It's a really nice/luxury resort in the middle of nowhere Texas, with areas for sporting clays, bird hunts, safari-style camping, and spa nonsense for the lady folk. It is not at all a typical gun range. I say this because some would expect other gun owners at a range to use their weapons to shoot back at a guy like this. Rough Creek is so spread out that it is unusual to run into other guests. This shooting could have gone unnoticed for long time.

/spectacular Beretta outfitter
 
2013-02-03 12:43:41 AM

John Henry Eden: MrHappyRotter: Frank N Stein: deadliest sniper in U.S. history

He never killed anyone. His gun did.

His gun never killed anyone either, you dirty lib.  It's the bullets that are generally fatal.


Bullets never killed anyone. Its the lead in the bullet that killed people.


Lead never killed anyone. Physics did.
 
2013-02-03 12:44:02 AM

Abox: wademh: TOWG: The first 10 commenters can all go and EABOD. RIP hero

I'm not clear on what makes a sniper a hero.

The chef in the mess hall.


"What," not "who."
 
2013-02-03 12:44:15 AM

drayno76: We're really good at following those 'conventions of war'.


Maybe you should look up the definition of Franc Saboteur, and just what the protections for them are under the convention of war.

I think you might be suprised.

drayno76: Your turn... we are the new Nazi's you just haven't been paying attention .


You have just lost your right to be taken seriously in this thread. And in addition, you have demonstrated you have absolutely no farking idea what you're talking about. Congradulations.
 
2013-02-03 12:44:25 AM

drayno76: BronyMedic: drayno76: BronyMedic: drayno76: So he followed orders and was very good at it.... So were Nazi war criminals.... They heroes too? Your turn.

That's a stupid argument, and you win the dumbass-of-the-thread award for making it, and turning a Godwin.

The Nazis neither followed the laws and conventions of warfare of which they were a signatary to, or even their own national rules and regulations regarding the treatment of combatants and occupied peoples. It's a false comparison only someone either poorly educated in history, or entirely disingenious with an agenda would promote.

Your turn.....

[upkasthope.files.wordpress.com image 184x184]
I just answered your insinuation that because I believe an honorable Navy SEAL is a hero, I worship the Nazis. I believe the rebuttal is on you, my dear retard. Do you have anything of substance to respond with, or should I just write you off as another piss-poor troll?

Keep reading broney... the picture didn't post in the first one.... keep trying,.


Here Capt 'murica....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_war_crimes

That link should stay put... The US convention of war violations since WW2... We're such great people we are...

Oh did we have concentration camps durring WW2... Yup..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_American_internment

Keep trying...

still your turn, this guy is no hero.

Stick that in your derp.,
 
2013-02-03 12:44:26 AM

super_grass: The sniper is farking coward. There is no honor in killing someone from a distance with the flex of a finger.



So by your take on things, bomber pilots and crews during WWII were cowards because they killed from a distance with just a simple motion?
 
2013-02-03 12:44:26 AM

Smackledorfer: Was this the same sniper who talked about how god guided all his shots and it was god's will they died

If so it is still a shame when someone gets murdered, but I don't have the spare tears for self-righteous angels of death.




You know, my grandfather fought in WWI. He was in a Scottish-Canadian regiment and spent a helluva lot of time in the trenches. I don't think he ever said anything about God guiding anybody's hand during the fighting back then.

How the hell did we become such conceited assholes since then?
 
2013-02-03 12:44:33 AM
This is what we get for not allowing God at our gun ranges.
 
2013-02-03 12:45:03 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: Still waiting on the two bleeding-hearts who called him a hero. Explain how he was a hero.


I won't say a hero, 'cause, what's a hero? Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about Chris Kyle here - Chris Kyle from Texas. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Chris Kyle.
 
2013-02-03 12:45:55 AM

Fat-D: Even if it was a shiatty, pointless war....aaand he may have been a bit jesus freak crazy.....he still was willing to put his own ass on the line for something the civilian leadership of this country asked him to do.

You can have whatever opinion about him that you want.

People like this are national treasures.
RIP
/Liberal
//%100 against going to Iraq in the first place


No. They are not national treasures.
I don't blame every vet who went to Vietnam for not realizing that it was an unjust action on the part of the US, but it was, and any perceptive person could tell.
Similarly, our action in Iraq were wrong from the beginning. I don't blame ever soldier who went but I'm sick of this "thank you for your service" mandate that effectively presumes that blind obedience to some abstract patriotic ideal is a good thing. It isn't. Truth remains more nuanced. If that blind patriotic sense is so praiseworthy, then you have to start praising Nazi soldiers. Again, sorry but reality is far more nuanced.
 
2013-02-03 12:45:59 AM
regardless of what you think about chris kyle or the wars he participated in, the reality is that he was working with ptsd veterans and one turned on him.  you don't need to think of him as a hero to understand that this is incredibly sad.
 
2013-02-03 12:46:03 AM

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: John Henry Eden: MrHappyRotter: Frank N Stein: deadliest sniper in U.S. history

He never killed anyone. His gun did.

His gun never killed anyone either, you dirty lib.  It's the bullets that are generally fatal.


Bullets never killed anyone. Its the lead in the bullet that killed people.

Lead never killed anyone. Physics did.


Physics never killed anyone, the big band did.
 
2013-02-03 12:46:12 AM

BronyMedic: drayno76: We're really good at following those 'conventions of war'.

Maybe you should look up the definition of Franc Saboteur, and just what the protections for them are under the convention of war.

I think you might be suprised.

drayno76: Your turn... we are the new Nazi's you just haven't been paying attention .

You have just lost your right to be taken seriously in this thread. And in addition, you have demonstrated you have absolutely no farking idea what you're talking about. Congradulations.


Well shiat, you did that on page 1. Cap't 'Murica....
 
2013-02-03 12:46:39 AM

BronyMedic: HempHead: Kill boners! LOL!

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2013-02-03 12:46:41 AM

super_grass: Better edgy and sharp than dull and slow.

/ Proud to be edgy.
/ Proud to be atheist.
/ Proud to educate people on the internet.


You do realize that the edgy label is sarcastic, right? You don't seem to be as sharp as you like to fancy yourself.
 
2013-02-03 12:46:50 AM

Karne: Nobody likes a camper.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2013-02-03 12:47:29 AM

John Henry Eden: MrHappyRotter: Frank N Stein: deadliest sniper in U.S. history

He never killed anyone. His gun did.

His gun never killed anyone either, you dirty lib.  It's the bullets that are generally fatal.


Bullets never killed anyone. Its the lead in the bullet that killed people.


The lead never killed anyone. Twas the gunpowder that gave the lead the energy to penetrate flesh that killed people.
 
2013-02-03 12:47:33 AM

Red Shirt Blues: SacriliciousBeerSwiller: John Henry Eden: MrHappyRotter: Frank N Stein: deadliest sniper in U.S. history

He never killed anyone. His gun did.

His gun never killed anyone either, you dirty lib.  It's the bullets that are generally fatal.


Bullets never killed anyone. Its the lead in the bullet that killed people.

Lead never killed anyone. Physics did.

Physics never killed anyone, the big band did.


The big band never killed anyone, the rubber band did.
 
2013-02-03 12:47:48 AM

ontariolightning: Yeah a bunch of dead people is what I want to see before I go to sleep.

i1121.photobucket.com

Sleep tight buttercup
 
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