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(ABC 15)   High school student suspended for possession of deadly JPEG   ( divider line
    More: Stupid, Florence, jpg, desktop background, high schools  
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26912 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2013 at 8:32 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-02 08:17:44 PM  
11 votes:
His family believes that this is only a BMP in the road.
2013-02-02 09:15:51 PM  
9 votes:
I guess he failed the "Background Check"

/puts on sunglasses
2013-02-02 08:18:07 PM  
6 votes:
The administrators are really in a .TIF over this, aren't they?
2013-02-02 08:34:22 PM  
5 votes:
That student must be really PSD right now.
2013-02-02 08:16:41 PM  
5 votes:
So I guess this is subzero tolerance
2013-02-02 08:41:09 PM  
4 votes:
If pictures of guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have pictures of guns.
2013-02-02 09:38:51 PM  
3 votes:

GilRuiz1: Did they check his pockets?  He might have been carrying this!
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2013-02-02 08:36:41 PM  
3 votes:
They should have sent him a picture of a sternly worded letter. Punnishment fitting the crime and all.

Maybe a picture of his empty desk...
2013-02-02 08:23:36 PM  
3 votes:
Jesus Tapdancing Christ

/choosy students choose GIF
2013-02-02 10:15:04 PM  
2 votes:

gimmegimme: I hope the gun fetishists in the thread take note that the vast majority of posters in the thread think the suspension was silly.  Remember, gun fetishists: those who are for gun control are generally using logic and reason and aren't responding to a rush of blood to the genitals.

Mine doesn't need blood anymore. I replaced it with a gun.
2013-02-02 09:36:04 PM  
2 votes:
Did they check his pockets?  He might have been carrying this!
2013-02-02 08:47:50 PM  
2 votes:
my wtf level just spiked way way past 9000.   its damn photo of a gun laying on a flag!   All that should have happened is the student be told to remove the picture and at worse made to use a my little pony desktop.
2013-02-02 08:45:15 PM  
2 votes:
It's a stinking picture of a gun.  What's he going to do with it?  Injure someone with pictures of a bullet?  Maybe he'll print a picture of it and go on a paper cut rampage.
2013-02-02 08:39:15 PM  
2 votes:
This kid is a stone cold killer in the making.  Guaranteed racists homophobe. First its a picture, then it's a bb gun, then a pellet rifle, and BOOM, raped once by a catholic priest and he's in the bell tower shooting minorities.
2013-02-03 12:08:59 AM  
1 vote:

Crunch61: In a way, I appreciate stories like this.  That kid just learned a valuable lesson in abusive, reactionary authority.

I like to think those subject or witness to this type of treatment will never repeat or support it.

2013-02-02 11:54:10 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder what would have happened if THIS was the background:
Aside from being gifted a TotalFark subscription.
2013-02-02 11:42:28 PM  
1 vote:
If the lid on his laptop was closed, would that mean he was in possession of a concealed weapon?
2013-02-02 11:18:56 PM  
1 vote:
No worries.  That suspension will be over in a GIF.
2013-02-02 10:40:44 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: RacySmurff: lordargent: AK47 on a flag?


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Always loved the open book on their flag.

I still can't figure out the mop.

They wanted a buck-toothed hoe to stand for a double dose of pimpin' and the designer misunderstood.
2013-02-02 10:32:51 PM  
1 vote:
i had a jpeg of a gun once. then i started on the psychiatric medicines, and now all i have is 50,000 pictures of naked girls.

there's a pill for everything.
2013-02-02 10:08:23 PM  
1 vote:
"In the first place, God made idiots; that was for practice, then he made school boards."

Mark Twain way way back in the day.
2013-02-02 09:50:05 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: BarkingUnicorn: Florence is home to the prison where Arizona carries out its executions.  You wouldn't think residents would be so sensitive to violence.

State-sponsored violence is just peachy.

The government is the problem.  They can't do anything right.  We need to strangle it in the bathtub.  But it should be allowed to kill people.
2013-02-02 09:37:46 PM  
1 vote:
For a country who's national anthem mentions rockets and bombs you'd think they'd be a bit more tolerant about a picture of a gun.
2013-02-02 09:22:17 PM  
1 vote:

White_Scarf_Syndrome: What flag is that?

It's the flag of the old Cold-War-era Yugoslavia.
2013-02-02 09:14:43 PM  
1 vote:

Propain_az: Mr. Ekshun: My sister was killed by a picture of a person who had a picture of a gun.

/All bases covered.

The horror!  BAN ALL GUNS!

He's a troll - he only had a picture of a sister.

/ I know.
2013-02-02 08:51:25 PM  
1 vote:
Oh GIF me a break!
2013-02-02 08:49:01 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: His family believes that this is only a BMP in the road.

What a BMP in the road might look like:
2013-02-02 08:43:33 PM  
1 vote:
I for one applaud our state authorities in quickly taking action to protect the lives of the students and faculty from this clearly malicious threat.
2013-02-02 08:42:29 PM  
1 vote:
My sister was killed by a picture of a person who had a picture of a gun.

/All bases covered.
2013-02-02 08:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
When questioned, the jpeg's only response was "Hello".
2013-02-02 08:40:09 PM  
1 vote:

Nefarious: So I guess this is subzero tolerance
2013-02-02 08:31:39 PM  
1 vote:
the kid got a RAW deal.
2013-02-02 08:29:00 PM  
1 vote:
If they've got a dozen kids in the whole school who make guns their desktops every year and eventually one shoots anyone anywhere they'll be asked "Why didn't you DO something???" so a warning, yes, then suspension. Of course, the school is prohibited from telling their side and we have to take the word of the student and the parent on what went down.
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