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(TMZ)   Chris Brown pulled over for speeding, will reportedly try to beat the charges   (tmz.com) divider line 36
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2013-02-02 04:42:25 PM
+1
 
2013-02-02 04:44:11 PM
Nice subby, nice.
 
2013-02-02 05:59:44 PM
If Chris Brown died in a fiery automobile wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.
 
2013-02-02 06:17:13 PM
This headline is awesome.  HOTW, at least.
 
2013-02-02 06:30:28 PM
Very nicely done subby.

And 60 in a 35 zone? What a farking asshole. If he ever drove like that through my neighborhood, I'd beat him over the head with a rolled up copy of Internet Tough Guy magazine.
 
2013-02-02 06:40:18 PM
Somene probably needs to take away his black-eyed keys..
 
2013-02-02 06:43:16 PM
It's varsity night with the headlines.

+1
 
2013-02-02 07:02:46 PM

fusillade762: If Chris Brown died in a fiery automobile wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.


I'm willing to accept that loss.
 
2013-02-02 07:21:16 PM
They should have gone all Rodney King on his ass just because of this...

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2013-02-02 07:28:54 PM
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Totally Jesus
 
2013-02-02 07:40:32 PM
great, more attention for the woman beater.
 
2013-02-02 07:50:32 PM
Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.
 
2013-02-02 08:24:13 PM
Subby,
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-02 08:36:25 PM
The guy is a psychopath, fed by delusions of granduer.
 
2013-02-02 08:42:35 PM

rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.


If he had pressed charges, would he have sung, "Get outta my dreams, get behind bars"?
 
2013-02-02 08:47:00 PM

rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.


what made him change his mind, since he was gung ho about it before?
 
2013-02-02 09:14:47 PM

fusillade762: If Chris Brown died in a fiery automobile wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.


Not even. Anything this assclown touches loses all value.
 
2013-02-02 09:48:45 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.

If he had pressed charges, would he have sung, "Get outta my dreams, get behind bars"?


i lol'd at what you did there.
 
2013-02-02 10:06:30 PM
Just backhanding him would be fun.
 
2013-02-02 10:07:11 PM

CarrieWhite: The guy is a psychopath, fed by delusions of granduer.


I am always thought he bounces between being a psychopath and a sociopath (diffen.com).

He seems able to check off several traits in both columns and it changes depending on who else is involved.

And this concludes my very much less than professional mental analysis
and armchair psychologist profiling of a person who I have never met, never will
meet nor will I even be remotely inclined to bootleg his music. And that
makes me quite happy.
 
2013-02-02 11:01:42 PM
Maybe he'll try and beat them with his horse cock.
 
2013-02-02 11:14:18 PM

fusillade762: If Chris Brown died in a fiery automobile wreck the only thing of value lost would be the car.


If that happened, I would erect a shrine for the car in honor of its valiant sacrifice.
 
2013-02-02 11:18:38 PM
Too bad. If anyone needs some serious time in a maximum security prison, it's him.
In general population, and ideally in the wrong classification so that the 'Woods get their shot at him before anyone can intervene, you know?
 
2013-02-02 11:27:47 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.
what made him change his mind, since he was gung ho about it before?


Probably because the cops said right from the start that it didn't look like the incident was serious enough to warrant  charges on anyone.
 
2013-02-02 11:58:00 PM
He got "charged" with speeding?  Did they read him his rights?
 
2013-02-03 12:38:34 AM
Why not just pay the ticket?  What a nubianrd.
 
2013-02-03 12:40:09 AM
I'm really looking forward to this douche bag being killed in a good ol fashioned drive by that never gets solved.
 
2013-02-03 01:24:59 AM
+1 Subby.  That was.....awesome
 
2013-02-03 04:39:05 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.

what made him change his mind, since he was gung ho about it before?


I blame Velvet Mafia
 
2013-02-03 05:23:39 AM

rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.


He appears to think the only two options are "murder" and" complete forgiveness." Ya know Frank, they're not gonna give the guy the chair or anything...
 
2013-02-03 06:52:16 AM

vwarb: rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.

He appears to think the only two options are "murder" and" complete forgiveness." Ya know Frank, they're not gonna give the guy the chair or anything...


Well, the cops made it pretty clear via statements to the press that they weren't going to do anything to Chris Brown. Normally cops are all gung-ho to prosecute anyone, so the way the worded things, there was a pretty clear subtext that Frank was on his own with this one.
 
2013-02-03 09:32:03 AM

vwarb: rynthetyn: Meanwhile, Frank Ocean posted on tumblr that he's not pressing charges, which is unfortunate since I would have loved to see Chris Brown in an orange jumpsuit.

He appears to think the only two options are "murder" and" complete forgiveness." Ya know Frank, they're not gonna give the guy the chair or anything...


Unfortunately.
 
2013-02-03 11:35:42 AM
I hope Rhianna has my kinda mind.

To get close to your prey - who thinks himself the predator - you must act like a prey. That's how you get close enough to make the kill.

By making a couple of bruises on your face, you'll have the perfect alibi too. Good luck, Rhianna.

/Internet Tough Guy by day, Ninja Assassin by night.
 
2013-02-03 04:32:08 PM
wow another chris brown woman beating joke. how original
 
2013-02-03 11:36:28 PM

kasper03: wow another chris brown woman beating joke. how original


Where does it say anything about a woman?

In fact, Chris Brown was in the news just recently for attempting to beat up a man. It seems he has a propensity to try to beat anything that moves.

Just because you want to see woman beating everywhere doesn't mean it's there.
 
2013-02-04 05:49:02 PM
They should give Chris Brown and Frank Ocean a pair of boxing gloves. The same thing with him and Drakes entourage scuffle a few months back, I doubt either would agree to trade blows in a fair and open manner alone. Its like how Eminem turned down the boxing match proposed by Moby after some personally disrespectful Eminem lyrics.

Rap hasnt been a bunch of tough guys since the 90s. I doubt half these chumps rapping about 45s nowadays even carry a piece.

/Pat him down
 
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