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(Huffington Post)   Adult actress, 32-year-old Coco Brown, in training to be first porn star...IN SPAAACE (w/pics)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2013-02-02 06:51:22 PM  
3 votes:
2013-02-02 10:11:26 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-02 07:49:51 PM  
2 votes:
Make that the SECOND porn star...in space
2013-02-02 07:29:11 PM  
2 votes:

HBK: Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.

That would explain why they're sending a dog into space.
2013-02-02 07:26:45 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.
2013-02-02 06:42:21 PM  
2 votes:

AsprinBurn: She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.

Especially since sex in space has supposedly already been done.
2013-02-02 06:33:59 PM  
2 votes:
I would break the laws of physics to escape from that black hole.
2013-02-02 06:29:40 PM  
2 votes:
Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.
2013-02-02 06:29:01 PM  
2 votes:
She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.
2013-02-02 06:28:53 PM  
2 votes:
32? I know it's not the year, it's the mileage; but those must have been some god awful city miles.
2013-02-02 06:25:28 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-02 06:19:34 PM  
2 votes:
Do not want.
2013-02-03 01:09:33 AM  
1 votes:
She's GROSS. That is all.
2013-02-03 01:08:44 AM  
1 votes:
32 is like 60 in whore years
2013-02-02 11:36:47 PM  
1 votes:
one word: chickenhead
2013-02-02 11:20:39 PM  
1 votes:

Mr.Moe: It seems like NASA is a bit... "let's not go there" about sex in space. It's too bad she's not shooting a porn vid. Even if it turned out to be terrible from a sexual arousal point of view, it would have at least been somewhat interesting from a scientific viewpoint. Much more interesting would be a baby conceived and born in space, never having known earth gravity. (Also, how cool would it be to be that kid? "Yeah, I was born in freefall." Would they have to declare the ISS a city/country for the purposes of birth records? What about citizenship?)

these are all very interesting questions but from my very little knowledge of space I would say you do not want to know what kind of premature, underdeveloped fetus would develop from space muscle atrophy.
2013-02-02 10:56:37 PM  
1 votes:
Soon to be followed by another historic first:

2013-02-02 10:34:09 PM  
1 votes:
I'll take...

2013-02-02 08:17:34 PM  
1 votes:
We choose to send a porn star into space this decade, and other things to her, not because it's easy but because it's HARD...
2013-02-02 07:58:46 PM  
1 votes:
Someone please pony up some money to the Russians and send an attractive porn star into outer space, like maybe Tera Patrick or Sasha Grey or Java Cova.
2013-02-02 07:56:53 PM  
1 votes:
Kudos to her for spending her hard earned money on a personal dream.

would not be surprised at all if it has already been done on the taxpayer's dime in secret ... for science
2013-02-02 07:44:56 PM  
1 votes:

Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.

obligatory xkcd comic:
2013-02-02 07:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

trentrockport: That's a rough 32.

That's what tends to happen when you take money for sex.
2013-02-02 07:00:44 PM  
1 votes:
From the article: Coco has already undergone anti-gravity training

And the photo is captioned: training in an anti-gravity chamber

There is no such thing (yet?) as anti-gravity!  I hate it when the news media promote falsehoods because they can't be bothered to learn the difference between science and science fiction.  This is a part of why so many people hold anti-science views, in my opionion: the news media constantly provide bad information, so when it something real does get mentioned the general public can't recognize it.

/Also, since every one else has been commenting on the appearance of Ms. Brown, I think it is safe to conclude that I am the first woman to post in this thread.
2013-02-02 06:52:12 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Do not want.

No shiat. I have absolutely no desire to see that woman naked, and certainly not engaging in sexual activities.
2013-02-02 06:50:28 PM  
1 votes:
Glad to see someone finally invented Homers makeup shotgun
2013-02-02 06:49:49 PM  
1 votes:
Those are not feminine-looking hands.
2013-02-02 06:42:50 PM  
1 votes:
space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..
2013-02-02 06:38:55 PM  
1 votes:

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.

2013-02-02 06:38:42 PM  
1 votes:
If we can put one porn star in space why not all of them!
2013-02-02 06:35:30 PM  
1 votes:
That's just brilliant, and forward thinkng, and I admire her

So, she's not a looker. She is an Adventurer.
100 years from now, the Institute of Reproductive Xenology, on Mars,
will have her statue out front.

/what did you do today?
2013-02-02 06:32:45 PM  
1 votes:

kroonermanblack: Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.

2013-02-02 06:31:08 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.
2013-02-02 06:30:19 PM  
1 votes:
Porn stars aren't supposed to look absolutely disgusting!
2013-02-02 06:27:53 PM  
1 votes:
Can we leave those video tapes in space?
2013-02-02 06:27:29 PM  
1 votes:
Do we get to leave her up there?
2013-02-02 06:26:58 PM  
1 votes:
That's a rough 32.
2013-02-02 06:26:55 PM  
1 votes:
I think I already saw that on Star Trek: Deep Space 9
2013-02-02 06:23:46 PM  
1 votes:
why... dear God, why?
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