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(Huffington Post)   Adult actress, 32-year-old Coco Brown, in training to be first porn star...IN SPAAACE (w/pics)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 146
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2013-02-02 07:02:36 PM
Time for the U.S. to jump on board and make this a joint effort.Ship the First Lady with Coco and have a Dutch Treat.
 
2013-02-02 07:03:34 PM

WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips


What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.
 
2013-02-02 07:05:03 PM
There has only been one claim for a zero-G sex scene and that was a fake.  Mary Roach, Packing for Mars.
 
2013-02-02 07:05:40 PM
Holy crap, that's not a guy in drag?
 
2013-02-02 07:05:41 PM

Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:06:17 PM

you are a puppet: Is MILFHunter still around as a site? Back in 2005 my friend and I had a joke about him going to space camp and happening to meet a cute little milf there, then they have sex in the zero gravity room as the camera rolls. I figured they were working their way up to it when he met a milf while testing out some scuba equipment and underwater cameras for a friend, a chance meeting which culminated in an underwater moneyshot.

I didn't click on the link but from the reaction, this lady aint exactly Emannuelle in the looks department?


It's a pretty good joke that you think that any adult who goes to space camp could have sex with a woman.
 
2013-02-02 07:06:26 PM
Skrimps in Space?
 
2013-02-02 07:08:10 PM

loonatic112358: Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals

cdn.chud.com
 
2013-02-02 07:09:51 PM

Lord Schtupp: loonatic112358: Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.

That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals

[cdn.chud.com image 360x270]


When she asked me to mate I was unaware that the fertilizing tubule would be this big
 
2013-02-02 07:11:40 PM
No.
 
2013-02-02 07:12:01 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.


Think of the opportunity!

SPLOOGE...

...

...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

...

SLPA-A-A-AT-T-T-!!!!
 
2013-02-02 07:12:07 PM
What Dave Chapelle in drag might look like.
 
2013-02-02 07:14:02 PM
Put him up there. He'll short out the entire space station in one shot.

www.starscolor.com
 
2013-02-02 07:14:03 PM

trentrockport: That's a rough 32.


That's what tends to happen when you take money for sex.
 
2013-02-02 07:14:08 PM
I wonder if anyone who has ever been to space had done it before there.

According to wiki as of 2012, 56 women have flown in space, out of 525 total.
 
2013-02-02 07:15:01 PM

Lord Schtupp: Skrimps in Space?


I elled....oh ell.
 
2013-02-02 07:16:49 PM
Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch
 
2013-02-02 07:20:32 PM
Hey - I'm starting to consider this - It's one solution for droopy boobies. (Gravity gets the best of us all eventually...)
 
2013-02-02 07:21:05 PM
Coco Brown?

Well... is she black?
 
2013-02-02 07:21:21 PM

LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch


It came in Outer Space
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:24:34 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I wonder if anyone who has ever been to space had done it before there.

According to wiki as of 2012, 56 women have flown in space, out of 525 total.


There was a married couple in there too.  I've looked into this on a lark before. Sex is difficult but can be aided with giant rubber bands/bungee cords.
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:26:45 PM
Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.
 
2013-02-02 07:27:21 PM
SpaceBalls
 
2013-02-02 07:29:01 PM

C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space




Star Whores
 
2013-02-02 07:29:11 PM

HBK: Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.


That would explain why they're sending a dog into space.
 
2013-02-02 07:44:56 PM

Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


obligatory xkcd comic:
imgs.xkcd.com
 
TWX
2013-02-02 07:48:14 PM

tinyarena: That's just brilliant, and forward thinkng, and I admire her

So, she's not a looker. She is an Adventurer.
100 years from now, the Institute of Reproductive Xenology, on Mars,
will have her statue out front.

/what did you do today?


I put up rain gutters on a house and workshop located in the desert.

/not kidding
//still thinks that's more useful than sending a porn star into space that isn't going to make porn while up there
 
2013-02-02 07:49:11 PM
i imagine its hard to give a facial in spaaaace
 
2013-02-02 07:49:51 PM
i737.photobucket.com
Make that the SECOND porn star...in space
 
2013-02-02 07:51:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-02 07:56:53 PM
Kudos to her for spending her hard earned money on a personal dream.

would not be surprised at all if it has already been done on the taxpayer's dime in secret ... for science
 
2013-02-02 07:58:46 PM
Someone please pony up some money to the Russians and send an attractive porn star into outer space, like maybe Tera Patrick or Sasha Grey or Java Cova.
 
2013-02-02 08:01:41 PM

trentrockport: That's a rough 32.


Yeah most men don't age that fast.
 
2013-02-02 08:10:20 PM
FTFA: "But she's hoping she'll get the chance to strip off and give her fellow astronauts a show.

She added: "We have gear that we have to wear, but I'll see what I can do up there. Maybe I'll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background."


Mmm, sidereal boob.
 
2013-02-02 08:17:34 PM
We choose to send a porn star into space this decade, and other things to her, not because it's easy but because it's HARD...
 
2013-02-02 08:21:19 PM

TorqueToad: Coco Brown?

Well... is she black?


Everything except her feet, they are a pasty cheesy yellow for some reason.  Does space do that?
 
2013-02-02 08:21:30 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space



Star Whores


Slut Trek: the wrath of cum

Star wars:
The last peni

Revenge Of the tits


Baby'sarmageddon

Apollo's 13 incher
 
2013-02-02 08:24:32 PM
I'll dock my shuttle to her station, so to speak

/I'll try anything once
//in SPAAAAAAAAACE
 
2013-02-02 08:28:36 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: 32? I know it's not the year, it's the mileage; but those must have been some god awful city miles.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 08:35:47 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space



Star Whores


E.T. The Extra-Testicle
 
2013-02-02 08:39:37 PM
PoonTANG: the choice among astronauts
 
2013-02-02 08:42:39 PM
jeeze - where's the sense of adventu  .  .  .
forgot it was Fark
Won't happen again
 
2013-02-02 08:53:14 PM
Star Trek 3: The Search for Spunk
Blade Hummer
The Black Hole
Beam me up Slutty
Event Whore Rising
 
2013-02-02 08:55:08 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space

Star Whores


Didn't RuPaul already do Star Booty?
 
2013-02-02 08:58:02 PM
 
2013-02-02 09:07:04 PM

Ghastly: From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.


How many hours?  What do they do if it reaches the 4 hour mark?  After all the viagara ads have told us we must seek medical attention if woody lasts longer than 4 hours.
 
2013-02-02 09:09:36 PM
It looks like she's just trying to get home.
 
2013-02-02 09:10:17 PM

universebetween: no no no you HAVE to swallow. We can't allow anything to contaminate the equipment. I can't even pull out and give you a pearl necklace.

/actually can you imagine a money shot in space?!


sweet-daddy-2: Time for the U.S. to jump on board and make this a joint effort.Ship the First Lady with Coco and have a Dutch Treat.


I'll go along with this as long as Ron Jeremy goes with them and he returns alone.
 
2013-02-02 09:10:33 PM

PaLarkin: Ghastly: From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.

How many hours?  What do they do if it reaches the 4 hour mark?  After all the viagara ads have told us we must seek medical attention if woody lasts longer than 4 hours.


The Canadarm has a "special program" to try an relieve that problem.
 
2013-02-02 09:15:50 PM
QA comes to trash... actually, he just lurks and reads this one,
 
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