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2013-02-02 06:19:34 PM
Do not want.
 
2013-02-02 06:23:46 PM
why... dear God, why?
 
2013-02-02 06:25:28 PM
Yikes!
 
2013-02-02 06:25:48 PM
Will she grow a third breast for the mission?
 
2013-02-02 06:26:55 PM
I think I already saw that on Star Trek: Deep Space 9
 
2013-02-02 06:26:58 PM
That's a rough 32.
 
2013-02-02 06:27:29 PM
Do we get to leave her up there?
 
2013-02-02 06:27:53 PM
Can we leave those video tapes in space?
 
2013-02-02 06:28:53 PM
32? I know it's not the year, it's the mileage; but those must have been some god awful city miles.
 
2013-02-02 06:28:54 PM

johnsoninca: Will she grow a third breast for the mission?


In her case I hope not.

whatculture.com
 
2013-02-02 06:29:01 PM
She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.
 
2013-02-02 06:29:40 PM
Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.
 
2013-02-02 06:30:19 PM
Porn stars aren't supposed to look absolutely disgusting!
 
2013-02-02 06:30:56 PM
How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.
 
2013-02-02 06:31:08 PM
Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.
 
2013-02-02 06:31:31 PM
I think it would be tough to do coke in zero gravity.
 
2013-02-02 06:32:45 PM

kroonermanblack: Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-02-02 06:33:10 PM
Angry Birds have a new target....
 
2013-02-02 06:33:59 PM
I would break the laws of physics to escape from that black hole.
 
2013-02-02 06:35:30 PM
That's just brilliant, and forward thinkng, and I admire her

So, she's not a looker. She is an Adventurer.
100 years from now, the Institute of Reproductive Xenology, on Mars,
will have her statue out front.

/what did you do today?
 
2013-02-02 06:37:48 PM
Those are some big ass-lips
 
2013-02-02 06:37:49 PM
Is MILFHunter still around as a site? Back in 2005 my friend and I had a joke about him going to space camp and happening to meet a cute little milf there, then they have sex in the zero gravity room as the camera rolls. I figured they were working their way up to it when he met a milf while testing out some scuba equipment and underwater cameras for a friend, a chance meeting which culminated in an underwater moneyshot.

I didn't click on the link but from the reaction, this lady aint exactly Emannuelle in the looks department?
 
2013-02-02 06:38:42 PM
If we can put one porn star in space why not all of them!
 
2013-02-02 06:38:55 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.




Relevant.
 
2013-02-02 06:39:50 PM
Boldy?  Is that some British slang that I don't know?

I'm not going to expend the energy to look up words from The Sun on Urban Dictionary.
 
2013-02-02 06:40:19 PM

tinyarena: /what did you do today?


Someone better looking then her??

whatculture.com
 
2013-02-02 06:40:30 PM

i.imgur.com


/yikes
 
2013-02-02 06:41:09 PM

C18H27NO3: How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.


aspirate  as·pi·rate[v. as-puh-reyt; n., adj., as-per-it] Show IPA verb, as·pi·rat·ed, as·pi·rat·ing, noun, adjective verb (used with object)a. to remove (a fluid) from a body cavity by use of an  or suction . b. to inhale (fluid or a foreign body) into the  and lungs, often after vomiting.


I, for one, don't want to know ANYTHING about her aspirations.
 
2013-02-02 06:42:21 PM

AsprinBurn: She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.


Especially since sex in space has supposedly already been done.
 
2013-02-02 06:42:50 PM
space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..
 
2013-02-02 06:43:30 PM

Arachnophobe: Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.

Relevant.




Damn, that was hot in a spacy kind of way an I love that she swallows.

/fap!!!
 
2013-02-02 06:43:37 PM
I've seen that porno, the "space scientists" were not very believable.

www2.citypaper.com
 
2013-02-02 06:44:47 PM
Who will play Halfron?
 
2013-02-02 06:44:56 PM
GAH! Space can keep her.
 
2013-02-02 06:45:21 PM

WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips


Not as big as Mick Jagger's, tho. ;)
 
2013-02-02 06:45:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..



And painful. That's why the haberman were created.
 
2013-02-02 06:47:34 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..


Just stay in Mom's basement and you'll be safe.
 
2013-02-02 06:49:48 PM
It looks like she's already experienced reentry and burned off some of her ablative surface
 
2013-02-02 06:49:49 PM
Those are not feminine-looking hands.
 
2013-02-02 06:50:28 PM
Glad to see someone finally invented Homers makeup shotgun
i265.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 06:51:22 PM
img96.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-02 06:52:12 PM

SilentStrider: Do not want.


No shiat. I have absolutely no desire to see that woman naked, and certainly not engaging in sexual activities.
 
2013-02-02 06:53:15 PM

WeenerGord: Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..


And painful. That's why the haberman were created.


What a reference!  What is this, 1950?

/posting this from my tablet... eerie.
 
2013-02-02 06:54:29 PM
Too much make up.
 
2013-02-02 06:57:00 PM
Holy shiat, are we really going shoot this in outer space?
cdn0.hark.com
 
2013-02-02 06:58:28 PM
Boner has been killed :(
 
2013-02-02 06:58:54 PM
First porn star in space? I don't think so. Buzz Aldrin did some underground stuff back in the 50's.
 
2013-02-02 07:00:44 PM
From the article: Coco has already undergone anti-gravity training

And the photo is captioned: training in an anti-gravity chamber

There is no such thing (yet?) as anti-gravity!  I hate it when the news media promote falsehoods because they can't be bothered to learn the difference between science and science fiction.  This is a part of why so many people hold anti-science views, in my opionion: the news media constantly provide bad information, so when it something real does get mentioned the general public can't recognize it.

/Also, since every one else has been commenting on the appearance of Ms. Brown, I think it is safe to conclude that I am the first woman to post in this thread.
//Science!
 
2013-02-02 07:02:00 PM
From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.
 
2013-02-02 07:02:28 PM
no no no you HAVE to swallow. We can't allow anything to contaminate the equipment. I can't even pull out and give you a pearl necklace.

/actually can you imagine a money shot in space?!
 
2013-02-02 07:02:36 PM
Time for the U.S. to jump on board and make this a joint effort.Ship the First Lady with Coco and have a Dutch Treat.
 
2013-02-02 07:03:34 PM

WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips


What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.
 
2013-02-02 07:05:03 PM
There has only been one claim for a zero-G sex scene and that was a fake.  Mary Roach, Packing for Mars.
 
2013-02-02 07:05:40 PM
Holy crap, that's not a guy in drag?
 
2013-02-02 07:05:41 PM

Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:06:17 PM

you are a puppet: Is MILFHunter still around as a site? Back in 2005 my friend and I had a joke about him going to space camp and happening to meet a cute little milf there, then they have sex in the zero gravity room as the camera rolls. I figured they were working their way up to it when he met a milf while testing out some scuba equipment and underwater cameras for a friend, a chance meeting which culminated in an underwater moneyshot.

I didn't click on the link but from the reaction, this lady aint exactly Emannuelle in the looks department?


It's a pretty good joke that you think that any adult who goes to space camp could have sex with a woman.
 
2013-02-02 07:06:26 PM
Skrimps in Space?
 
2013-02-02 07:08:10 PM

loonatic112358: Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals

cdn.chud.com
 
2013-02-02 07:09:51 PM

Lord Schtupp: loonatic112358: Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.

That's for when they get to xeno-sexuals

[cdn.chud.com image 360x270]


When she asked me to mate I was unaware that the fertilizing tubule would be this big
 
2013-02-02 07:11:40 PM
No.
 
2013-02-02 07:12:01 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.


Think of the opportunity!

SPLOOGE...

...

...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

...

Wait for it...

...

...

...

SLPA-A-A-AT-T-T-!!!!
 
2013-02-02 07:12:07 PM
What Dave Chapelle in drag might look like.
 
2013-02-02 07:14:02 PM
Put him up there. He'll short out the entire space station in one shot.

www.starscolor.com
 
2013-02-02 07:14:03 PM

trentrockport: That's a rough 32.


That's what tends to happen when you take money for sex.
 
2013-02-02 07:14:08 PM
I wonder if anyone who has ever been to space had done it before there.

According to wiki as of 2012, 56 women have flown in space, out of 525 total.
 
2013-02-02 07:15:01 PM

Lord Schtupp: Skrimps in Space?


I elled....oh ell.
 
2013-02-02 07:16:49 PM
Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch
 
2013-02-02 07:20:32 PM
Hey - I'm starting to consider this - It's one solution for droopy boobies. (Gravity gets the best of us all eventually...)
 
2013-02-02 07:21:05 PM
Coco Brown?

Well... is she black?
 
2013-02-02 07:21:21 PM

LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch


It came in Outer Space
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:24:34 PM

SuperNinjaToad: I wonder if anyone who has ever been to space had done it before there.

According to wiki as of 2012, 56 women have flown in space, out of 525 total.


There was a married couple in there too.  I've looked into this on a lark before. Sex is difficult but can be aided with giant rubber bands/bungee cords.
 
HBK
2013-02-02 07:26:45 PM
Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.
 
2013-02-02 07:27:21 PM
SpaceBalls
 
2013-02-02 07:29:01 PM

C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space




Star Whores
 
2013-02-02 07:29:11 PM

HBK: Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.


That would explain why they're sending a dog into space.
 
2013-02-02 07:44:56 PM

Maturin: WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips

What are ass-lips anyway?

Oh god, don't tell me. I really don't want to know.


obligatory xkcd comic:
imgs.xkcd.com
 
TWX
2013-02-02 07:48:14 PM

tinyarena: That's just brilliant, and forward thinkng, and I admire her

So, she's not a looker. She is an Adventurer.
100 years from now, the Institute of Reproductive Xenology, on Mars,
will have her statue out front.

/what did you do today?


I put up rain gutters on a house and workshop located in the desert.

/not kidding
//still thinks that's more useful than sending a porn star into space that isn't going to make porn while up there
 
2013-02-02 07:49:11 PM
i imagine its hard to give a facial in spaaaace
 
2013-02-02 07:49:51 PM
i737.photobucket.com
Make that the SECOND porn star...in space
 
2013-02-02 07:51:11 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-02 07:56:53 PM
Kudos to her for spending her hard earned money on a personal dream.

would not be surprised at all if it has already been done on the taxpayer's dime in secret ... for science
 
2013-02-02 07:58:46 PM
Someone please pony up some money to the Russians and send an attractive porn star into outer space, like maybe Tera Patrick or Sasha Grey or Java Cova.
 
2013-02-02 08:01:41 PM

trentrockport: That's a rough 32.


Yeah most men don't age that fast.
 
2013-02-02 08:10:20 PM
FTFA: "But she's hoping she'll get the chance to strip off and give her fellow astronauts a show.

She added: "We have gear that we have to wear, but I'll see what I can do up there. Maybe I'll pop my boob out and take a photo of it with the Earth in the background."


Mmm, sidereal boob.
 
2013-02-02 08:17:34 PM
We choose to send a porn star into space this decade, and other things to her, not because it's easy but because it's HARD...
 
2013-02-02 08:21:19 PM

TorqueToad: Coco Brown?

Well... is she black?


Everything except her feet, they are a pasty cheesy yellow for some reason.  Does space do that?
 
2013-02-02 08:21:30 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space



Star Whores


Slut Trek: the wrath of cum

Star wars:
The last peni

Revenge Of the tits


Baby'sarmageddon

Apollo's 13 incher
 
2013-02-02 08:24:32 PM
I'll dock my shuttle to her station, so to speak

/I'll try anything once
//in SPAAAAAAAAACE
 
2013-02-02 08:28:36 PM

Occam's Disposable Razor: 32? I know it's not the year, it's the mileage; but those must have been some god awful city miles.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 08:35:47 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space



Star Whores


E.T. The Extra-Testicle
 
2013-02-02 08:39:37 PM
PoonTANG: the choice among astronauts
 
2013-02-02 08:42:39 PM
jeeze - where's the sense of adventu  .  .  .
forgot it was Fark
Won't happen again
 
2013-02-02 08:53:14 PM
Star Trek 3: The Search for Spunk
Blade Hummer
The Black Hole
Beam me up Slutty
Event Whore Rising
 
2013-02-02 08:55:08 PM

Brick-House: C18H27NO3: LancePGH: Coco Rides a Rocket
Coco on Uranus
The Right Stiff
2069: A Space Odyssey
Insertion
District 69
Invasion of the Body Snatch

It came in Outer Space

Star Whores


Didn't RuPaul already do Star Booty?
 
2013-02-02 08:58:02 PM
 
2013-02-02 09:07:04 PM

Ghastly: From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.


How many hours?  What do they do if it reaches the 4 hour mark?  After all the viagara ads have told us we must seek medical attention if woody lasts longer than 4 hours.
 
2013-02-02 09:09:36 PM
It looks like she's just trying to get home.
 
2013-02-02 09:10:17 PM

universebetween: no no no you HAVE to swallow. We can't allow anything to contaminate the equipment. I can't even pull out and give you a pearl necklace.

/actually can you imagine a money shot in space?!


sweet-daddy-2: Time for the U.S. to jump on board and make this a joint effort.Ship the First Lady with Coco and have a Dutch Treat.


I'll go along with this as long as Ron Jeremy goes with them and he returns alone.
 
2013-02-02 09:10:33 PM

PaLarkin: Ghastly: From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.

How many hours?  What do they do if it reaches the 4 hour mark?  After all the viagara ads have told us we must seek medical attention if woody lasts longer than 4 hours.


The Canadarm has a "special program" to try an relieve that problem.
 
2013-02-02 09:15:50 PM
QA comes to trash... actually, he just lurks and reads this one,
 
2013-02-02 09:26:50 PM
She reminds me of the one on the right....

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-02 09:48:05 PM
Ready-set:

Revenge Of the tits Syph

/fixed
 
2013-02-02 10:02:16 PM
Isn't she the "nutrients" lady?
 
2013-02-02 10:08:42 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.


And in some cases, potentially shoot her partner across the compartment.
 
2013-02-02 10:11:26 PM
 
2013-02-02 10:34:09 PM
I'll take...

horrornews.net
 
2013-02-02 10:38:13 PM
seeing some resemblance

wrestling.insidepulse.com
 
2013-02-02 10:38:27 PM
A porn star in space? Will the Sun be there?
 
2013-02-02 10:39:11 PM
pwa.wrestlingx.net
 
2013-02-02 10:48:34 PM
GIS reveals that's not her best image, and that she looks better than that with short hair...

clipperbox: seeing some resemblance

[wrestling.insidepulse.com image 425x600]


God damn you, now I can't unsee that.

/there IS a resemblance
 
2013-02-02 10:55:20 PM

Herr Flick's Revenge: Yikes!


That was exactly my reaction too.
 
2013-02-02 10:56:37 PM
Soon to be followed by another historic first:

images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-02-02 11:00:45 PM

CaliNJGuy: [i737.photobucket.com image 275x227]
Make that the SECOND porn star...in space




Came for this

/came for this
 
2013-02-02 11:05:25 PM
It seems like NASA is a bit... "let's not go there" about sex in space. It's too bad she's not shooting a porn vid. Even if it turned out to be terrible from a sexual arousal point of view, it would have at least been somewhat interesting from a scientific viewpoint. Much more interesting would be a baby conceived and born in space, never having known earth gravity. (Also, how cool would it be to be that kid? "Yeah, I was born in freefall." Would they have to declare the ISS a city/country for the purposes of birth records? What about citizenship?)
 
2013-02-02 11:20:39 PM

Mr.Moe: It seems like NASA is a bit... "let's not go there" about sex in space. It's too bad she's not shooting a porn vid. Even if it turned out to be terrible from a sexual arousal point of view, it would have at least been somewhat interesting from a scientific viewpoint. Much more interesting would be a baby conceived and born in space, never having known earth gravity. (Also, how cool would it be to be that kid? "Yeah, I was born in freefall." Would they have to declare the ISS a city/country for the purposes of birth records? What about citizenship?)


these are all very interesting questions but from my very little knowledge of space I would say you do not want to know what kind of premature, underdeveloped fetus would develop from space muscle atrophy.
 
2013-02-02 11:23:55 PM
media.steampowered.com
 
2013-02-02 11:36:47 PM
one word: chickenhead
 
2013-02-02 11:45:26 PM
www.appsgeyser.com
 
2013-02-03 12:17:58 AM
To boldly blow...?
 
2013-02-03 12:22:43 AM
She's got a bazillion 18-year-olds to compete with, half of whom will do things on camera that she wouldn't.

Anything to stay relevant.Porn industry thrives on novelty and notoriety.
 
2013-02-03 01:08:44 AM
32 is like 60 in whore years
 
2013-02-03 01:09:33 AM
She's GROSS. That is all.
 
2013-02-03 01:11:19 AM

DangerGentleman: She's GROSS. That is all.


That should have been the caption of the picture in the article.
 
2013-02-03 01:27:07 AM
I have no idea what this thread is about.
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-03 01:35:23 AM
I only want to see one porn star in space.


Peter North.

And we all know why.
 
2013-02-03 01:35:29 AM

WeenerGord: I think I already saw that on Star F**k: Deep Space 69


FTFY
 
2013-02-03 02:12:11 AM
The Last Star Fister
Moon Raper
Pork from OrkneyOrkney
 
2013-02-03 02:12:57 AM
The Last Star Fister
Moon Raper
Pork from Ork
 
HBK
2013-02-03 02:19:25 AM

Ghastly: HBK: Maybe the porn industry is building its own space shuttle, and Coco Brown is their Laika.

That would explain why they're sending a dog into space.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-03 03:05:05 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: I have no idea what this thread is about.
[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 197x255]


Speaking as a hetero guy, I can only HOPE that thing is a lesbian...

Then again, We've sent worse things into space...
 
2013-02-03 04:51:00 AM

universebetween: Mr.Moe: It seems like NASA is a bit... "let's not go there" about sex in space. It's too bad she's not shooting a porn vid. Even if it turned out to be terrible from a sexual arousal point of view, it would have at least been somewhat interesting from a scientific viewpoint. Much more interesting would be a baby conceived and born in space, never having known earth gravity. (Also, how cool would it be to be that kid? "Yeah, I was born in freefall." Would they have to declare the ISS a city/country for the purposes of birth records? What about citizenship?)

these are all very interesting questions but from my very little knowledge of space I would say you do not want to know what kind of premature, underdeveloped fetus would develop from space muscle atrophy.


i thought the russians covered all this (and had all the firsts) already?
 
2013-02-03 04:51:37 AM

Gaius: one word: chickenhead


pretty much. a paid chickenhead, but still a chickenhead. and paid.
 
2013-02-03 04:53:00 AM

dv-ous: She's got a bazillion 18-year-olds to compete with, half of whom will do things on camera that she wouldn't.

Anything to stay relevant.Porn industry thrives on novelty and notoriety.


those 18 year olds (whether they truly are 18 or fudged their age in one direction or the other) don't have anyone paying their way, and certainly aren't paying for it themselves as she's doing.
 
2013-02-03 06:03:21 AM

TiiiMMMaHHH: C18H27NO3: How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.

aspirate  as·pi·rate[v. as-puh-reyt; n., adj., as-per-it] Show IPA verb, as·pi·rat·ed, as·pi·rat·ing, noun, adjective verb (used with object)a. to remove (a fluid) from a body cavity by use of an  or suction . b. to inhale (fluid or a foreign body) into the  and lungs, often after vomiting.


I, for one, don't want to know ANYTHING about her aspirations.



aspirations  plural of as·pi·ra·tion(Noun)NounA hope or ambition of achieving something: "he had nothing tangible to back up his literary aspirations".The object of such an ambition; a goal.
 
2013-02-03 07:15:49 AM

StashMonster: TiiiMMMaHHH: C18H27NO3: How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.

aspirate  as·pi·rate[v. as-puh-reyt; n., adj., as-per-it] Show IPA verb, as·pi·rat·ed, as·pi·rat·ing, noun, adjective verb (used with object)a. to remove (a fluid) from a body cavity by use of an  or suction . b. to inhale (fluid or a foreign body) into the  and lungs, often after vomiting.


I, for one, don't want to know ANYTHING about her aspirations.


aspirations  plural of as·pi·ra·tion(Noun)NounA hope or ambition of achieving something: "he had nothing tangible to back up his literary aspirations".The object of such an ambition; a goal.


25.media.tumblr.com
/Twice in one thread, a few posts apart?
//Geez-o.
 
2013-02-03 08:16:10 AM
EEK! Send that ugly Farkin' thing into space - and LEAVE IT THERE!!
 
2013-02-03 09:00:41 AM
Coco Brown, Peepee yellow?
 
2013-02-03 09:24:45 AM
as you approach the singularity...   "HELP ME I'M LOST IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOCOEECECCECC
 
2013-02-03 10:45:10 AM
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-03 10:54:45 AM
are the taxes cheaper up there?

is this the reason why we still have NASA around?
 
2013-02-03 11:44:15 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-03 12:18:41 PM
Who is she playing?  U-whore-a?

/got nuthin'
 
2013-02-03 12:28:08 PM

Ishkur: I only want to see one porn star in space.


Peter North.

And we all know why.


Because you're gay?
 
2013-02-03 12:49:32 PM
www.brooklynvegan.com


Not impressed
 
2013-02-03 01:06:08 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.


It's already been done, and with a far better-looking performer (I know, the bar was already set pretty low with Ms. Brown).

NSFW, obviously
 
2013-02-03 07:41:16 PM

HBK: SuperNinjaToad: I wonder if anyone who has ever been to space had done it before there.

According to wiki as of 2012, 56 women have flown in space, out of 525 total.

There was a married couple in there too.  I've looked into this on a lark before. Sex is difficult but can be aided with giant rubber bands/bungee cords.


...so no different than on earth, actually.
 
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