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(Huffington Post)   Adult actress, 32-year-old Coco Brown, in training to be first porn star...IN SPAAACE (w/pics)   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 146
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2013-02-02 06:19:34 PM
Do not want.
 
2013-02-02 06:23:46 PM
why... dear God, why?
 
2013-02-02 06:25:28 PM
Yikes!
 
2013-02-02 06:25:48 PM
Will she grow a third breast for the mission?
 
2013-02-02 06:26:55 PM
I think I already saw that on Star Trek: Deep Space 9
 
2013-02-02 06:26:58 PM
That's a rough 32.
 
2013-02-02 06:27:29 PM
Do we get to leave her up there?
 
2013-02-02 06:27:53 PM
Can we leave those video tapes in space?
 
2013-02-02 06:28:53 PM
32? I know it's not the year, it's the mileage; but those must have been some god awful city miles.
 
2013-02-02 06:28:54 PM

johnsoninca: Will she grow a third breast for the mission?


In her case I hope not.

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2013-02-02 06:29:01 PM
She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.
 
2013-02-02 06:29:40 PM
Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.
 
2013-02-02 06:30:19 PM
Porn stars aren't supposed to look absolutely disgusting!
 
2013-02-02 06:30:56 PM
How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.
 
2013-02-02 06:31:08 PM
Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.
 
2013-02-02 06:31:31 PM
I think it would be tough to do coke in zero gravity.
 
2013-02-02 06:32:45 PM

kroonermanblack: Jesus farking christ that thing looks like a muppet.


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2013-02-02 06:33:10 PM
Angry Birds have a new target....
 
2013-02-02 06:33:59 PM
I would break the laws of physics to escape from that black hole.
 
2013-02-02 06:35:30 PM
That's just brilliant, and forward thinkng, and I admire her

So, she's not a looker. She is an Adventurer.
100 years from now, the Institute of Reproductive Xenology, on Mars,
will have her statue out front.

/what did you do today?
 
2013-02-02 06:37:48 PM
Those are some big ass-lips
 
2013-02-02 06:37:49 PM
Is MILFHunter still around as a site? Back in 2005 my friend and I had a joke about him going to space camp and happening to meet a cute little milf there, then they have sex in the zero gravity room as the camera rolls. I figured they were working their way up to it when he met a milf while testing out some scuba equipment and underwater cameras for a friend, a chance meeting which culminated in an underwater moneyshot.

I didn't click on the link but from the reaction, this lady aint exactly Emannuelle in the looks department?
 
2013-02-02 06:38:42 PM
If we can put one porn star in space why not all of them!
 
2013-02-02 06:38:55 PM

Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.




Relevant.
 
2013-02-02 06:39:50 PM
Boldy?  Is that some British slang that I don't know?

I'm not going to expend the energy to look up words from The Sun on Urban Dictionary.
 
2013-02-02 06:40:19 PM

tinyarena: /what did you do today?


Someone better looking then her??

whatculture.com
 
2013-02-02 06:40:30 PM

i.imgur.com


/yikes
 
2013-02-02 06:41:09 PM

C18H27NO3: How proud her parents must be of her aspirations.


aspirate  as·pi·rate[v. as-puh-reyt; n., adj., as-per-it] Show IPA verb, as·pi·rat·ed, as·pi·rat·ing, noun, adjective verb (used with object)a. to remove (a fluid) from a body cavity by use of an  or suction . b. to inhale (fluid or a foreign body) into the  and lungs, often after vomiting.


I, for one, don't want to know ANYTHING about her aspirations.
 
2013-02-02 06:42:21 PM

AsprinBurn: She says it would be too difficult to actually have sex in space. Not even trying? That's porn star FAIL right there.


Especially since sex in space has supposedly already been done.
 
2013-02-02 06:42:50 PM
space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..
 
2013-02-02 06:43:30 PM

Arachnophobe: Whatthefark: Aside from Coco being fugly, a money shot in zero gravity is going to be awful messy.

Relevant.




Damn, that was hot in a spacy kind of way an I love that she swallows.

/fap!!!
 
2013-02-02 06:43:37 PM
I've seen that porno, the "space scientists" were not very believable.

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2013-02-02 06:44:47 PM
Who will play Halfron?
 
2013-02-02 06:44:56 PM
GAH! Space can keep her.
 
2013-02-02 06:45:21 PM

WeenerGord: Those are some big ass-lips


Not as big as Mick Jagger's, tho. ;)
 
2013-02-02 06:45:56 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..



And painful. That's why the haberman were created.
 
2013-02-02 06:47:34 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..


Just stay in Mom's basement and you'll be safe.
 
2013-02-02 06:49:48 PM
It looks like she's already experienced reentry and burned off some of her ablative surface
 
2013-02-02 06:49:49 PM
Those are not feminine-looking hands.
 
2013-02-02 06:50:28 PM
Glad to see someone finally invented Homers makeup shotgun
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2013-02-02 06:51:22 PM
img96.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-02 06:52:12 PM

SilentStrider: Do not want.


No shiat. I have absolutely no desire to see that woman naked, and certainly not engaging in sexual activities.
 
2013-02-02 06:53:15 PM

WeenerGord: Jon iz teh kewl: space is SCARY.  and TERRIFYING

why anyone would want to go up there is beyond me..


And painful. That's why the haberman were created.


What a reference!  What is this, 1950?

/posting this from my tablet... eerie.
 
2013-02-02 06:54:29 PM
Too much make up.
 
2013-02-02 06:57:00 PM
Holy shiat, are we really going shoot this in outer space?
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2013-02-02 06:58:28 PM
Boner has been killed :(
 
2013-02-02 06:58:54 PM
First porn star in space? I don't think so. Buzz Aldrin did some underground stuff back in the 50's.
 
2013-02-02 07:00:44 PM
From the article: Coco has already undergone anti-gravity training

And the photo is captioned: training in an anti-gravity chamber

There is no such thing (yet?) as anti-gravity!  I hate it when the news media promote falsehoods because they can't be bothered to learn the difference between science and science fiction.  This is a part of why so many people hold anti-science views, in my opionion: the news media constantly provide bad information, so when it something real does get mentioned the general public can't recognize it.

/Also, since every one else has been commenting on the appearance of Ms. Brown, I think it is safe to conclude that I am the first woman to post in this thread.
//Science!
 
2013-02-02 07:02:00 PM
From what I've heard tell, it is virtually impossible to get an erection in zero gravity and in the rare instances where you do you wind up with extremely painful priapism that lasts for hours.
 
2013-02-02 07:02:28 PM
no no no you HAVE to swallow. We can't allow anything to contaminate the equipment. I can't even pull out and give you a pearl necklace.

/actually can you imagine a money shot in space?!
 
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