strathmeyer: Ed Finnerty: Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?Does it come with a front-end loader?My mother has Parkinson's, you jerk!
FirstNationalBastard: ...and just what is the purpose of the spork?
Mister Peejay: Glancing Blow: Something special for that obsessive-compulsive in your life.[edgecastcdn.net image 500x400]Must buy now.
Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: ...dafuq is a 'utencil'?
awfulperson: Oh, and I have a Henckel's cutting board that was made of the SOFTEST, sh*ttiest wood. Honestly, it's like someone crossed a sea sponge and balsa tree, and harvested the timber. Every time I wash it, you can see the soapy water suck up into the surface.
thamike: Magook: [www.wackyb.com image 572x374]Is that something to scare Jewish kids with?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: There's always money in the banana stand.There's never money in the banana slicer.
if_i_really_have_to: katerbug72: Ivo Shandor: katerbug72: I only just learned I've been peeling bananas wrong all these years. Oh, how many bananas have I squished the shiat out of trying to get them open?I open bananas from the normal end. The trick is to first scrape your thumbnail across it at the base of the stem. Then pull the stem back and the skin will split at that point.I find it much, much easier to pinch and peel.All my life I was convinced I had no natural talents except pissing people off.Now it turns out the simple ability to peel a banana without resorting to "tricks" is my natural talent.Yay me?
FloydA: strathmeyer: Ed Finnerty: Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?Does it come with a front-end loader?My mother has Parkinson's, you jerk!Don't be ridiculous. That's not how Parkinson's works.
texdent: FloydA: Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: ...dafuq is a 'utencil'?[i105.photobucket.com image 490x368]That thing could be deadly in a crash.
Glancing Blow: Something special for that obsessive-compulsive in your life.[edgecastcdn.net image 500x400]
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