There's always money in the banana stand.

There's never money in the banana slicer.

Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?



Does it come with a front-end loader?

Maybe my Midwestern is showing, but the butter spreaders for corn on the cob are awesome.

Sure, they only serve one purpose, but they do it really well.  It's infinitely easier than trying to spread it with a knife or something.

CmndrFish: Maybe my Midwestern is showing, but the butter spreaders for corn on the cob are awesome.

Sure, they only serve one purpose, but they do it really well.  It's infinitely easier than trying to spread it with a knife or something.

I'll second that. These things are great.

Unitaskers?

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Unless you're hunting cats.

I thought these were ridiculous until I broke my hand.

...dafuq is a 'utencil'?

FirstNationalBastard: ...and just what is the purpose of the spork?

backpacking utensil.

Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: ...dafuq is a 'utencil'?

 Comething you uce in the kitshen.

I disagree with the butter spreader. Although if you don't have one, butter the corn with a slice of bread and eat the melty butter bread.

The Dog Ate My Homework: CmndrFish: Maybe my Midwestern is showing, but the butter spreaders for corn on the cob are awesome.

Sure, they only serve one purpose, but they do it really well.  It's infinitely easier than trying to spread it with a knife or something.

I'll second that. These things are great.

Thirded.  I was annoyed to see that on the list.

CmndrFish: Maybe my Midwestern is showing, but the butter spreaders for corn on the cob are awesome.

Sure, they only serve one purpose, but they do it really well.  It's infinitely easier than trying to spread it with a knife or something.

Huh. And here we just rolled the cob directly on the stick of butter in the dish and let the butter melt all over it. Worked fine.

Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: ...dafuq is a 'utencil'?

Next to the tonsells, under the glattice.

Ed Finnerty: Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?

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Does it come with a front-end loader?


Why would you want this much orange juice?
 
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Actually, my first wife was the most useless kitchen utensil ever made.

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Unless you're hunting cats.

I loathe electric can openers. My old roomate swore by his. I never understood the appeal, it takes longer, it takes electricity, it cost much more than a normal can opener. Only useful I think if I'm working in a large scale kitchen and need to open 100+ cans daily.

Ed Finnerty: Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?

Does it come with a front-end loader?

They presume you already have one: a man. Seriously, watch the ad. One your big strong man loads it up for you, your little womanly wrists can presumably tilt it without your hands falling off.

Counter space, the final frontier.

Something special for that obsessive-compulsive in your life.

That butter syringe/extruder thing looks like a good idea if you have a lot of food to butter and would rather not get OCD about buttering the tops of rolls, corn, ... whatever.  The problem is it's not motorized.  It needs a stout gear reduction drive and a metal assembly that will let me lock and load a stick right from the freezer and still pwn it out on whatever the target foodstuff happens to be without any noticeable complaint from the motor.

Ed Finnerty: Ummm. How are you going to place it in this thing if your wrists can't handle the weight?

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Does it come with a front-end loader?

It's not about weight, that's for someone with control problems--Parkinsons.

This was never meant to be a utensil. It was a handout for the naked meet-and-greet at the local Foodie Convention.

More spaghettassistance.

List is useless without the banana bunker

http://www.amazon.com/Compact-Impact-Banana-Bunker-Color/product-rev ie ws/B000VY86UG/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1

(Some quality reviews)

Without these, white elephant gift parties would be far less entertaining.

This is the best utterly useless kitchen utensil ever created, and I've given a number of them out: http://www.amazon.com/Egg-Cuber-Square-Press/dp/B002C8ZDQE

There is nothing wrong with the butter thing for corn on the cob.  It beats me rolling it right on the stick. Yes, I am that guy.

awfulperson: Oh, and I have a Henckel's cutting board that was made of the SOFTEST, sh*ttiest wood. Honestly, it's like someone crossed a sea sponge and balsa tree, and harvested the timber. Every time I wash it, you can see the soapy water suck up into the surface.

Have you tried oiling it?

texdent: FloydA: Hitomi Tanaka's Paperweights: ...dafuq is a 'utencil'?

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That thing could be deadly in a crash.

Is it bad that I'm thinking Happy Tree Friends?

namegoeshere: I disagree with the butter spreader. Although if you don't have one, butter the corn with a slice of bread and eat the melty butter bread.

I hadn't ever thought of that until I saw the father do it on the movie "Wargames". I did a "V8" slap to the forehead and have been doing it that way ever since. We get our corn fresh off the farm here so we have it almost every day.