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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Ted has made almost as much money at the box office as The Hobbit   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 80
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2013-02-02 01:26:04 PM
As someone who loves Jackson's Rings trilogy and has the extended DVDs at home, I'd like to say the The Hobbit is a sub-par piece of work and Ted made me laugh at inappropriate times.
 
2013-02-02 03:12:53 PM

gopher321: As someone who loves Jackson's Rings trilogy and has the extended DVDs at home, I'd like to say the The Hobbit is a sub-par piece of work and Ted made me laugh at inappropriate times.


I can't imagine how you get 3 movies, all of which will probably be nearly 3 hours long, out of The Hobbit.  Even Tolkien considered it to be a sort of light work for kids.
 
2013-02-02 03:48:02 PM
Ted made me laugh a lot and I've never watched an entire episode of any Seth Macfarlane shows. Puddy was a firkin riot in that.
 
2013-02-02 03:52:06 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: Ted made me laugh a lot and I've never watched an entire episode of any Seth Macfarlane shows. Puddy was a firkin riot in that.


Well congrats you've now sat through an episode of a Seth Macfarlane show, it played out the same way, the characters acted the same way, he did random injections of too-long action scenes the same way, preachy in parts the same way...but ultimately also funny the same way.
 
2013-02-02 04:13:35 PM
Ted was funny.
 
2013-02-02 04:20:32 PM
Who farking cares?
 
2013-02-02 04:22:26 PM
IMHO 'Ted' is a high water mark in comedy excellence. If I taught a comedy film how-to course 'Ted' would be played on the first and last days of class.
 
2013-02-02 04:25:15 PM

gopher321: As someone who loves Jackson's Rings trilogy and has the extended DVDs at home, I'd like to say the The Hobbit is a sub-par piece of work and Ted made me laugh at inappropriate times.


I wasn't a fan of the high FPS film recording. I don't understand why they would record the film at a higher FPS, then speed it up.
 
2013-02-02 04:33:12 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed the Hobbit, also liked Ted.

I'm easy to please.
 
2013-02-02 04:33:53 PM
The Hobbit was farking awesome.  If you hate it you are a sad human being.
 
2013-02-02 04:35:22 PM
The reason I love TED so much is, about 6 years ago a friend and I were at SDCC and at a Diamond Distributors party.
We were standing there eating when a guy walks up and asks "How are you doing?"

It was Flash Farking Gordon himself.

We sat and talked to him for a while. Nicest guy ever. So the scene where he shows up absolutely made my day.
 
2013-02-02 04:38:55 PM
The Hobbit rocks. I went to see it twice. I could watch it every day.
 
2013-02-02 04:42:03 PM
Thought both films were great, guess that makes me uncool.
 
2013-02-02 04:42:13 PM
I don't get the headline. This article states Ted has made 500 million. Hobbit's already at 900 million. Article only mentions Hangover as well.
 
2013-02-02 04:46:01 PM
What really sealed the deal for me with Ted was the Patrick Stewart narration and the Sam Jones guest appearance. Both were pure, uncut awesome.
 
2013-02-02 04:46:05 PM
You are terrible at math, submitter.
 
2013-02-02 04:47:43 PM

nikku88: I don't get the headline. This article states Ted has made 500 million. Hobbit's already at 900 million. Article only mentions Hangover as well.


Yeah, doesn't make sense to me either. World wide they are separated by 400 million, that isn't almost as much to me. When looking at domestic totals they are separated by about 80 million.  How did subby come to his conclusion
 
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2013-02-02 04:49:57 PM
Dear Submitter,

madgearsolid.com
 
2013-02-02 04:53:24 PM
Hasn't Ted also been in theaters for about six months now?
 
2013-02-02 04:58:12 PM
If you have ever watched family guy....it was basically the same thing. Extremely overrated movie.
 
2013-02-02 05:08:18 PM

DoomPaul: gopher321: As someone who loves Jackson's Rings trilogy and has the extended DVDs at home, I'd like to say the The Hobbit is a sub-par piece of work and Ted made me laugh at inappropriate times.

I wasn't a fan of the high FPS film recording. I don't understand why they would record the film at a higher FPS, then speed it up.


It wasn't sped up, was it?  I saw it in 48fps and it didn't look sped up to me.

Personally I loved the Hobbit.  Saw it in 24fps and 48fps and I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm one of the people who thought 48fps was better.
 
2013-02-02 05:22:40 PM
Pretty sure the hobbit is going to make over a billion dollars....

ted will be around half that?

so yeah...

hobbit is also at 941 million right now and hasnt opened in china yet (february 22nd)

so pretty dumb title.
 
2013-02-02 05:24:06 PM

jake_lex: I can't imagine how you get 3 movies, all of which will probably be nearly 3 hours long, out of The Hobbit.  Even Tolkien considered it to be a sort of light work for kids.


I was excited for The Hobbit until I heard about them stretching into 3 movies. I can see a 5-hour version literal translation of the book that would still be quite good, but it sounds like too much is crammed into the film. Though i have yet to see the film, so maybe I'm wrong...


also, Ted was fairly bad. I don't really like Seth Macfarlane's show, so I kind of knew what I was getting into when I rented it, but some made the film to be a better version of his work. Nope, just stupid shiat where "[pop culture reference]. that's the joke" is its definition of humor.
 
2013-02-02 05:38:20 PM
Four words:  Coked up Flash Gordon
 
2013-02-02 05:42:02 PM
Ted was terrible and here's why.  After the initial shock of a living teddy bear, the entire world gets over it, and there's nothing special about the fact he's a living teddy bear.  That's the first five minutes of the movie, which ruins the rest of the movie.  Every time Ted does something outrageous, nobody gives a shiat that it's a cute teddy bear behaving outrageously.  Nobody in the movie reacts to him being a living teddy bear, so it's not funny to the audience.  It's a terrible stoner buddy movie.
 
2013-02-02 05:42:46 PM
The funniest movie of 2012 was 21 Jump Street.

/fark you, science
 
2013-02-02 05:48:50 PM

foo monkey: The funniest movie of 2012 was 21 Jump Street.

/fark you, science


I gotta admit I lol'ed quite often at that one.  Great cameos at the end there too.
 
2013-02-02 06:13:50 PM
The My Little Pony Killer * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2013-02-02 04:53:24 PM Hasn't Ted also been in theaters for about six months now?
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I saw a Dark Knight Rises-Ted double feature (Yeah, yeah, I know it's a weird combination) at a drive-in. So... yes. 6 months.
 
2013-02-02 06:24:54 PM

foo monkey: The funniest movie of 2012 was 21 Jump Street.

/fark you, science


I just watched that recently, and I had ti keeo rewinding it becuase I was laugh ing so hard I was missing other jokes. It could have been the reefer but I thought that flick was hilarous!
 
2013-02-02 06:25:25 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: The Hobbit was farking awesome.  If you hate it you are a sad human being.


this.

I think a lot of my enjoyment stemmed from knowing that nothing was going to be resolved though.  I enjoyed the ring trilogy, and I was looking very much to a return to middle earth, which is what I got.

that being said I wonder if the movies are playing on tnt right now... they usually are on the weekends.
 
2013-02-02 06:28:18 PM
The best thing Jackson did with LOTR was cut out huge swaths of the story, especially the random poems and singing.

The worst thing Jackson did with The Hobbit was leave in huge swaths of the story including the random poems and singing. Hell he added things in that weren't even in the book, to make an already long movie longer.
 
2013-02-02 06:28:56 PM

foo monkey: The funniest movie of 2012 was 21 Jump Street.

/fark you, science


holy crap, I rented that on a whim one night and I freaking loved it.  my wife had just finished codirecting peterpan, so that was an additional bonus.

/gotta crow
 
2013-02-02 06:31:43 PM

jake3988: The My Little Pony Killer * * Smartest * * Funniest * [ ] Smartest [ ] Funniest 2013-02-02 04:53:24 PM Hasn't Ted also been in theaters for about six months now?
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I saw a Dark Knight Rises-Ted double feature (Yeah, yeah, I know it's a weird combination) at a drive-in. So... yes. 6 months.



I saw it opening weekend. It was one of the oddest theater situations I've ever seen. All the men at the theater were there to see Ted, while the women were there to see Magic Mike. The lines to the auditoriums reminded me of 6th grade health class when they herded the boys and girls into seperate classrooms.
 
2013-02-02 06:32:08 PM
The Hobbit would have been a lot funnier if MacFarlane had directed it
 
2013-02-02 07:45:30 PM

graggor: Pretty sure the hobbit is going to make over a billion dollars....

ted will be around half that?

so yeah...

hobbit is also at 941 million right now and hasnt opened in china yet (february 22nd)

so pretty dumb title.


The Hobbit dvd was on sale in Vietnam in December, I'm sure anyone in China that wants to see it already has.
 
2013-02-02 07:48:02 PM
Love both movies, watched them both twice.

Last time I watched the Hobbit the wife and I did a LotR extended version marathon over the weekend.

The Hobbit was a near perfect fantasy movie, I would love to see Peter Jackson turn the Dragonlance books into films.
 
2013-02-02 07:48:37 PM
Haven't seen The Hobbit yet.  Saw Ted - found it mildly amusing at best.  For all the talk-up, I found it as disappointing (compared to the hype) as Bridesmaids.  On the other hand, I heard nothing about 21 Jump Street before I saw it, and found that movie hilarious.
 
2013-02-02 07:51:03 PM
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I loved the scene where Frodo and Galadriel played some "Truth or Dare" and she had to take a crap on the floor.
 
2013-02-02 08:41:29 PM
Ted had fewer laughs than an average Family Guy episode. And I'm a fairly big Seth MacFarlane fan. Except for the Cleveland show. Least funny black people ever
 
2013-02-02 08:44:03 PM
The Hobbit movie by Jackson is a piece of shiat.
He wrote so much crap into it that is not in the book in order
to stretch it into three movies and ruined it. Pure greed and nothing else.
I had to ask several times what movie I was watching, because it was NOT
the Hobbit of J.R.R. Tolkien.
I can see anyone liking the movie if they have never read the book.
 
2013-02-02 09:07:43 PM
I have no plans to see The Hobbit: Overly Dragged Out Money Grab any time in the near future.
 
2013-02-02 09:17:15 PM
Even as a  CGI guy, I can admit that all the Lord of the Rings movies are farking boring. Ted was funny though. Not Schindler's list-funny but at least Scream 2 funny.
 
2013-02-02 09:22:05 PM
Ted was freaking funny.   But, hey, there is always someone to piss on the campfire....

The Hobbit ain't my type of film.  In fact, in school, people who read Tolkien smoked as much dope as Ted did...."Tokin' with Tolkien" was one of the Brit Lit classes at school (at least what we called it)
 
2013-02-02 09:37:56 PM
For all of us who actually picked up the tolkien books 35 years ago the movies are old hat for pseudo hipsters.

Ted was a movie for those of us who drink beer and realize base humor is closer to reality than hairy footed midgets wandering through the shire.
 
2013-02-02 10:36:29 PM
Ted got lucky.
 
2013-02-02 10:42:36 PM
"The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.
 
2013-02-02 10:52:55 PM

Maynotlast: "The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.


So if you can type without your monocle, what is an intelligent comedy in your estimation?

/Woody Allen and Mel Brooks are going to be involved
 
2013-02-02 10:58:33 PM

foo monkey: Ted was terrible and here's why.  After the initial shock of a living teddy bear, the entire world gets over it, and there's nothing special about the fact he's a living teddy bear.  That's the first five minutes of the movie, which ruins the rest of the movie.  Every time Ted does something outrageous, nobody gives a shiat that it's a cute teddy bear behaving outrageously.  Nobody in the movie reacts to him being a living teddy bear, so it's not funny to the audience.  It's a terrible stoner buddy movie.


Holy.
crap.

I mean, I've picked on movies before but.......I......I just.......
It's a farking movie about a TALKING TEDDY BEAR. This wasn't a farking documentary.
Yeah, let's change the movie to 60 different people screaming "LOOK AT THAT BEAR! IT TALKS!" then cut to scientists cutting him open.
Dude......seriously.
 
2013-02-02 10:58:41 PM

Maynotlast: "The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.


Melodramatic much? Ted wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but it's not a harbinger on where our society is heading. It was really the same kind of movie the Farrelly Brothers would have made in the late 90s.
 
2013-02-02 11:18:36 PM
Ted had Mila Kunis in it. Therefore Ted > Hobbit
 
2013-02-02 11:27:59 PM
try to hate seth mcfarlane
but had much better time watching Ted
than the Hobbit.
 
2013-02-02 11:29:03 PM

stoli n coke: Maynotlast: "The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.

Melodramatic much? Ted wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but it's not a harbinger on where our society is heading. It was really the same kind of movie the Farrelly Brothers would have made in the late 90s.


If my comment was to "melodramatic" you should probably get out more.  You might find there are things more creative than Seth McFarlane butt-farking you in the ass and wiping the frothy santorum off with your money.
 
2013-02-02 11:40:17 PM

Onkel Buck: foo monkey: The funniest movie of 2012 was 21 Jump Street.

/fark you, science

I just watched that recently, and I had ti keeo rewinding it becuase I was laugh ing so hard I was missing other jokes. It could have been the reefer but I thought that flick was hilarous!


"Reefer?" (ring) Hello this is the 1930's and we would like our idioms back. Also look out for that Hitler he's a bad egg.

/I keed I keed
 
2013-02-02 11:41:27 PM

spelletrader: Love both movies, watched them both twice.

Last time I watched the Hobbit the wife and I did a LotR extended version marathon over the weekend.

The Hobbit was a near perfect fantasy movie, I would love to see Peter Jackson turn the Dragonlance books into films.


That would be seriously awesome.
 
2013-02-02 11:49:14 PM

Maynotlast: stoli n coke: Maynotlast: "The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.

Melodramatic much? Ted wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but it's not a harbinger on where our society is heading. It was really the same kind of movie the Farrelly Brothers would have made in the late 90s.

If my comment was to "melodramatic" you should probably get out more.  You might find there are things more creative than Seth McFarlane butt-farking you in the ass and wiping the frothy santorum off with your money.



You think a lot about man on man farking? Is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?
NTTAWWT.
 
2013-02-03 12:02:35 AM

spacemanjones: Ted had Mila Kunis in it. Therefore Ted > Hobbit


Ted was the first time I saw Mila Kunis as a potential fat 40 something with a raspy voice and a shiatty attitude.
Other than that, I agree with the previous commenter who said it was basically a long Family Guy episode.
 
2013-02-03 12:18:26 AM
I love Seth Macfarlane, I really wanted to love Ted. I'm sure he made a bundle, but he's way funnier than this movie. Better luck next time.
 
2013-02-03 01:00:46 AM

Maynotlast: "The Hobbit" was a disappointment, but "Ted" is the next rung on our ladder down to "Ow!  My Balls!"  And in the future, all you Fark-Twats who rave about "Ted" will also be the coont-a-holics complaining about the current putrid state of our rancid culture.


My God you are so obnoxious. Not all comedy is deeply intellectual and thought provoking, but I'm confident no one can tell you anything.
 
2013-02-03 01:37:58 AM
I'm still amazed that there are so many people who didn't like "The Hobbit."  I enjoyed the hell out of it.

//shrug
 
2013-02-03 01:46:44 AM

IntertubeUser: I'm still amazed that there are so many people who didn't like "The Hobbit."  I enjoyed the hell out of it.

//shrug


Yeah, I considered most of it to be pure joy.
 
2013-02-03 02:41:20 AM
eh, the only redeeming feature of Ted was Flash Gordon which, considering the generation this is aimed at, is uhh... psuedo-geek-hipsterish...
 
2013-02-03 05:09:13 AM
Hobbit was okay. As a fan of the book, the first book without pictures I ever read, I was disappointed by the pointless revisions / omissions in the movie. (Changing scenes with the trolls, the Goblin cave, not giving Orcrist and Glamdring the blue fire, meeting Gollum, almost everything with the wargs and goblins, the addition of the Radagast storyline--too much to list... I can deal with Radagast's addition, but needlessly changing the story for no good reason is just hubris. ) I can see the movie needing to be split into two parts, but THREE? Needless Lucasing, IMHO, just for the sake of selling an extra ticket / person. Glad I saw the regular version instead of the hyperframerate spew that some of my friends saw. Will I see the rest? Sure. But still am disappointed in the way things have started.

I'm tired of producers and directors maximizing profit at the expense of the story, especially when it really just makes the movie more expensive to make. They delude themselves into spending an extra $60,000,000 to make $59,000,000 more and because there's really no way to quantify that $1,000,000 loss they aren't held accountable. CGI isn't everything. It's the story that counts.

Wish Guillermo had made The Hobbit.
 
2013-02-03 05:14:13 AM

chiett: The Hobbit movie by Jackson is a piece of shiat.
He wrote so much crap into it that is not in the book in order
to stretch it into three movies and ruined it. Pure greed and nothing else.
I had to ask several times what movie I was watching, because it was NOT
the Hobbit of J.R.R. Tolkien.
I can see anyone liking the movie if they have never read the book.


This.
 
2013-02-03 05:15:12 AM

TV's Vinnie: [www.fantasyplanet.cz image 600x411]
I loved the scene where Frodo and Galadriel played some "Truth or Dare" and she had to take a crap on the floor.


LOL!
 
2013-02-03 05:17:26 AM

The Snow Dog: Wish Guillermo had made The Hobbit.


I saw the Stone Giants in the Misty Mountains, and assumed that was Guillermo's influence.
 
2013-02-03 07:04:08 AM
The Rings trilogy dealt with huge ideas and the very fate of mankind was in the balance. Members of the Fellowship died.

The Hobbit is a silly short story about dwarves wanting their gold back from a smelly dragon. They have battle after battle, and nobody dies. They're scaling the side of a mountain, and giants are whipping sections of the mountain around, and none of the wacky dwarves falls off. Right.

I'll wait until all 9 hours have been released on video. Then I'll watch the 2 hour fan cut.
 
2013-02-03 07:51:14 AM

davynelson: try to hate seth mcfarlane
but had much better time watching Ted
than the Hobbit.



Was that supposed to be a haiku?

'Cuz if it was...
 
2013-02-03 08:35:24 AM

Nuclear Monk: spelletrader: Love both movies, watched them both twice.

Last time I watched the Hobbit the wife and I did a LotR extended version marathon over the weekend.

The Hobbit was a near perfect fantasy movie, I would love to see Peter Jackson turn the Dragonlance books into films.

That would be seriously awesome.


I read Dragonlance when I was around 8. I would literally start jacking it in the theater if they made a live action theatrical film. I heard they did an animated version but everyone said it was so terrible I didn't bother. Who do you guys see as Raistlin?
 
2013-02-03 09:19:05 AM
It is still a wonder to me how Seth McFarlane is still employed.  His shows are all the exact same thing and this movie looks no different than an hour and a half of a terrible Family Guy episode.
 
2013-02-03 09:22:16 AM

The Snow Dog: Hobbit was okay. As a fan of the book, the first book without pictures I ever read, I was disappointed by the pointless revisions / omissions in the movie. (Changing scenes with the trolls, the Goblin cave, not giving Orcrist and Glamdring the blue fire, meeting Gollum, almost everything with the wargs and goblins, the addition of the Radagast storyline--too much to list... I can deal with Radagast's addition, but needlessly changing the story for no good reason is just hubris. ) I can see the movie needing to be split into two parts, but THREE? Needless Lucasing, IMHO, just for the sake of selling an extra ticket / person. Glad I saw the regular version instead of the hyperframerate spew that some of my friends saw. Will I see the rest? Sure. But still am disappointed in the way things have started.

I'm tired of producers and directors maximizing profit at the expense of the story, especially when it really just makes the movie more expensive to make. They delude themselves into spending an extra $60,000,000 to make $59,000,000 more and because there's really no way to quantify that $1,000,000 loss they aren't held accountable. CGI isn't everything. It's the story that counts.

Wish Guillermo had made The Hobbit.



This, exactly. I did like the movie, but would have enjoyed it more if I never read the book. And yes, this is often true when you compare books and movies. Not always, though. Blade Runner was better than "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep". I thought The Lord of the Rings was mostly right on target. I think The Hobbit was visually good, but suffered with a bad adaptation of the story. Hopefully the box-office take will encourage them to tighten it up a bit and rein in some of their overenthusiastic storylines and bring them back to Tolkien's pale. Why fark with something that's working? Tolkien already wrote it. Adapt and film it faithfully. You don't need to make the goblins and wargs into daytime raiders. You didn't need to change the wonderful troll sequence in the book. Didn't need to change how Bilbo met Gollum. Damn.
 
2013-02-03 10:37:56 AM
I saw the hobbit at 12 fps.  It was like nine hours long.
 
2013-02-03 11:49:59 AM

Stig O'Tracy: I'll wait until all 9 hours have been released on video. Then I'll watch the 2 hour fan cut.


Same here.

/I'll continue to ignore Ted's existence
 
2013-02-03 12:52:27 PM

chiett: The Hobbit movie by Jackson is a piece of shiat.
He wrote so much crap into it that is not in the book in order
to stretch it into three movies and ruined it. Pure greed and nothing else.
I had to ask several times what movie I was watching, because it was NOT
the Hobbit of J.R.R. Tolkien.
I can see anyone liking the movie if they have never read the book.


your argument is basically, "it's not the exact same as the book, therefore the movie is bad."  basing the quality of the movie solely on how faithful it is to its source material is stupid.  there are lots of totally awesome movies out there based on books, that have barely anything in common with the book.  just one example, l.a. confidential is an amazing movie and it barely touches half of the book and the rearranges everything else.  movies like the bourne identity and total recall were also vastly different than the books they were based on.  just because it isn't completely faithful doesn't mean it's bad.  all my friends have read the hobbit and they all loved the movie.
 
2013-02-03 02:36:30 PM

crab66: If you have ever watched family guy....it was basically the same thing. Extremely overrated movie.


Its fun to watch the cool/uncool meter swing on the internet, wasn't that long ago where he could do nothing wrong now the fringe who was saying how good he was is now shiatting on him.

Ted was hilarious and not close to a stoner movie since those can't be watched unless high, Ted made us laugh and we hadn't even been drinking.
 
2013-02-04 07:54:48 AM

steamingpile: crab66: If you have ever watched family guy....it was basically the same thing. Extremely overrated movie.

Its fun to watch the cool/uncool meter swing on the internet, wasn't that long ago where he could do nothing wrong now the fringe who was saying how good he was is now shiatting on him.

Ted was hilarious and not close to a stoner movie since those can't be watched unless high, Ted made us laugh and we hadn't even been drinking.



It's funny now  because most of the people who bag on Seth McFarlane are the same people who biatched and whined to get Family Guy back on the air.
 
2013-02-04 08:40:22 AM

graggor: Pretty sure the hobbit is going to make over a billion dollars....

ted will be around half that?

so yeah...

hobbit is also at 941 million right now and hasnt opened in china yet (february 22nd)

so pretty dumb title.

steamingpile: crab66: If you have ever watched family guy....it was basically the same thing. Extremely overrated movie.

Its fun to watch the cool/uncool meter swing on the internet, wasn't that long ago where he could do nothing wrong now the fringe who was saying how good he was is now shiatting on him.

Ted was hilarious and not close to a stoner movie since those can't be watched unless high, Ted made us laugh and we hadn't even been drinking.


Strangely a month or so ago, my dad asked me if I had seen any movies lately.  He goes to about one movie a year.  He had seen Ted, I think on DVD at that point.  He explained it was a stupid movie, but also one of the funniest he had ever seen and we should watch it.

Nobody has told me to see The Hobbit.  I also feel turned off by the fact that they turned it into anything more than one long movie, kind of like how they are now splitting the last movie in any book adapted series into two part in an obvious sign of greed.
 
2013-02-04 10:23:57 AM
www.nerdlocker.com
 
2013-02-04 01:27:50 PM

manimal2878: Nobody has told me to see The Hobbit.  I also feel turned off by the fact that they turned it into anything more than one long movie, kind of like how they are now splitting the last movie in any book adapted series into two three parts in an obvious sign of greed.


How's that for your obvious sign of greed?
 
2013-02-04 02:21:37 PM

chiett: The Hobbit movie by Jackson is a piece of shiat.
He wrote so much crap into it that is not in the book in order
to stretch it into three movies and ruined it. Pure greed and nothing else.
I had to ask several times what movie I was watching, because it was NOT
the Hobbit of J.R.R. Tolkien.
I can see anyone liking the movie if they have never read the book.


this is a flat out lie.  I have been reading the book lately and the Hobbit movie ends at about page 60 or so of the book.  There is a BIT added (giving the wolves the white orc so that they have some kind of leader and the dwarves not liking the elves and the bit with the bunny driver) and a bit slightly different but on the whole it was AMAZINGLY close.  so close that I can totally see how they will get three films out of it.

and ted was farking awesome.  and I farking HATE Marky Mark.
 
2013-02-04 11:50:10 PM
A Lie! (except for this and that oh and this too)

Your an idiot. Learn to read. Which by the way I'm sure you did not do with this book.

Really, a Bunny rabbit sled. Jackson must have been smoking something good.
 
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