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(Zim Diaspora)   What's worse than inadvertently finding a porn flick featuring your mom? How about inadvertently walking in while it's being filmed?   (zimdiaspora.com) divider line 73
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2013-02-02 02:44:45 PM
Mom, if you were in a German schiesse video, you'd tell me, right?
 
2013-02-02 02:53:06 PM
Pfft, like half of America didn't overhear their moms and boyfriends going at it at some point. Now cameras are everywhere, and voila. step-parent porn.
 
2013-02-02 02:57:46 PM
Rule 34.
 
IP
2013-02-02 03:08:16 PM
The Aristocrats?
 
2013-02-02 03:09:15 PM

Mentat: Mom, if you were in a German schiesse video, you'd tell me, right?


Only three comments in the thread, there's no way that somebody's already quoted Southp..... Oh never mind.
 
2013-02-02 03:09:47 PM
I was conceived while my mom and dad were filming a porn flick, so I was kicking am getting a kick...
 
2013-02-02 03:12:12 PM
A good mother would try to get you a position-- like maybe doggy.
 
2013-02-02 03:13:40 PM
Probably during the vinegar stroke. Would explain why they did not stip.
 
2013-02-02 03:16:57 PM
Pikers.  Wasn't there an article about a mother-daughter porn team about a month back?
 
2013-02-02 03:16:57 PM
Link Farked already?
 
2013-02-02 03:17:13 PM
"I saw mommy and daddy making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
 
2013-02-02 03:17:28 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Probably during the vinegar stroke. Would explain why they did not stip.


i512.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 03:19:26 PM
What if it was Subby's mom?
 
2013-02-02 03:23:36 PM

Brick-House: A good mother would try to get you a position-- like maybe doggy.


Not everyone has a good mom like yours.
 
2013-02-02 03:25:08 PM
Wow you don't see an allo allo reference too often
 
2013-02-02 03:26:50 PM

macadamnut: I was conceived while my mom and dad were filming a porn flick, so I was kicking am getting a kick...


So what you are saying is you have video evidence of your conception? Do you watch it every birthday?
 
2013-02-02 03:27:10 PM
"Since you're here, would you mind taking the camera for a bit? Nana's arms are getting tired".
 
2013-02-02 03:27:16 PM

macadamnut: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Probably during the vinegar stroke. Would explain why they did not stip.


LOL!

I can even hear it in his voice now.

Thanks for the good nose.
 
2013-02-02 03:29:22 PM

geekbikerskum: Pikers.  Wasn't there an article about a mother-daughter porn team about a month back?


The SeXXXtons.
 
2013-02-02 03:29:23 PM
One of my friends, who works at the local strip club, had her mom come in to the club during her second-ever time on stage. They both freaked out. It was pretty funny.
 
2013-02-02 03:39:13 PM
Fark
 
2013-02-02 03:44:44 PM

Sick Old Farker: geekbikerskum: Pikers.  Wasn't there an article about a mother-daughter porn team about a month back?

The SeXXXtons.


They have too many rules.
 
2013-02-02 03:47:37 PM
"I am now even scared going back to Zimbabwe, how am I gonna face my grandmother in Mzilikazi?"

There are plenty of good reasons to avoid going back to Zimbabwe. Grandma should be the least of her worries.
 
2013-02-02 03:49:00 PM
23 comments and no link?? fark I am disappoint
 
2013-02-02 03:49:14 PM
Worst of all: you are the stud in a MILF porn flick and just before they start filming the scene they inadvertently bring in your Mom as the lady you're supposed to shag.
 
2013-02-02 03:51:28 PM
ordermatters.com
 
2013-02-02 03:53:17 PM
The woman captured in a notorious sex video while her son looks on has finally broken her silence and wants the public to forgive her, stressing that "I love my son more than anything else".

"Well... OK... except for one other thing."
 
2013-02-02 03:54:22 PM
Chipo Mpofu of Mzilikazi suburb opened up toThe ZimDiaspora


Did anyone else read this in Bill Cosby's voice?
 
2013-02-02 03:57:31 PM
Ahhhh, cinema!
 
2013-02-02 04:00:55 PM

MagicBus: Chipo Mpofu of Mzilikazi suburb opened up toThe ZimDiaspora


Did anyone else read this in Bill Cosby's voice?


Well, now I did.  Damn you :P
 
2013-02-02 04:09:19 PM
It's okay, they'll use a stunt coont.

/that's some pretty hot shiat
//unicorns are kickass.
 
2013-02-02 04:09:57 PM

Candygram for Mongo: It's okay, they'll use a stunt coont.

/that's some pretty hot shiat
//unicorns are kickass.


stunt coont?

Is that one that can launch ping pong balls?
 
2013-02-02 04:12:30 PM
 
2013-02-02 04:14:23 PM

TV's Vinnie: Worst of all: you are the stud in a MILF porn flick and just before they start filming the scene they inadvertently bring in your Mom as the lady you're supposed to shag.


That actually worked out quite well .Mom moved me out of the basement into her room and I get to use her car now.Dad is still a bit of a problem but he's slowing coming around ( he hates walking to work ).
 
2013-02-02 04:18:20 PM
"What's worse than inadvertently finding a porn flick featuring your mom? How about inadvertently walking in while it's being filmed"

On cue.
 
2013-02-02 04:21:31 PM
Contrary to popular belief, that kid isn't going to be scarred for life.
 
2013-02-02 04:26:07 PM
Or, if you were Kimberly Franklin and walked in on your half-sister (Lanny Barbie), you would join in!
 
2013-02-02 04:33:41 PM

Lumber Jack Off: Wow you don't see an allo allo reference too often


You have to listen very carefully, for you can see them only once in a while.
 
2013-02-02 04:42:05 PM
my new porn name is Chipo Mpofu of Mzilikazi
 
2013-02-02 05:02:18 PM
A Chip off the 'ol Mpofu. Ifff you know what I mean. I sure don't.
 
2013-02-02 05:02:19 PM

Krieghund: Contrary to popular belief, that kid isn't going to be scarred for life.


On the bright side, that deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.
 
2013-02-02 05:04:54 PM
Ol' *
 
2013-02-02 05:11:02 PM

Sick Old Farker: geekbikerskum: Pikers.  Wasn't there an article about a mother-daughter porn team about a month back?

The SeXXXtons.


That's a lot of tons. Pass
 
2013-02-02 05:16:45 PM

TV's Vinnie: Worst of all: you are the stud in a MILF porn flick and just before they start filming the scene they inadvertently bring in your Mom as the lady you're supposed to shag.


That happened to me once. It was awkward explaining it to dad.
 
2013-02-02 05:21:20 PM

Generation_D: Pfft, like half of America didn't overhear their moms and boyfriends going at it at some point. Now cameras are everywhere, and voila. step-parent porn.


Dammit! Your post makes me sad. "moms and boyfriends"? Why not "moms and dads"?  Have we reached the point where marriages just don't last? Or do people not bother even bother getting married unless they're gay (NTTAWWT)?

And yeah, for the record, my wife and I have been together for 33 years and plan to stay that way.

And yeah my son walked in on us twice. Once when he was 5 and once when he was 16. At 5, we learned to lock the door. By 16, we thought he was smart enough to knock.
 
2013-02-02 05:21:57 PM
.......link?
 
2013-02-02 05:22:34 PM
Since my mother died in 2005 and was cremated, I'm not sure I'd even notice it was her
 
2013-02-02 05:27:23 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-02 05:27:49 PM

Candygram for Mongo: It's okay, they'll use a stunt coont.

/that's some pretty hot shiat
//unicorns are kickass.



In my brain I heard "stoont coont"!!!
 
2013-02-02 05:39:48 PM
 
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