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(Al Jazeera)   Colombian military kills commander of FARC, which is a terrorist organization that happens to be a homonym of Fark, which is the website you are on right now. That website is run by Drew Curtis, who is in no way affiliated with FARC   (aljazeera.com) divider line 46
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2013-02-02 12:03:08 PM
But that's not important right now.
 
2013-02-02 12:57:52 PM
"It's a strike of great importance," he told reporters on Friday. "The f*ckers spilled beer on the server. Intolerable!"
 
2013-02-02 02:14:07 PM
Your joke looks tired.
 
2013-02-02 02:40:20 PM
Maybe not related.
 
2013-02-02 02:41:40 PM
I want this joke appraised on Antiques Roadshow.
 
2013-02-02 02:56:23 PM
Hey guys did you know that there's a terrorist group in Columbia called FARC and that totally sounds like FARK
 
2013-02-02 03:09:41 PM
i.imgur.com

You see, it's funny because MILF is a popular acronym, which refers to a sexually attractive child-bearing woman, and FAP is a colloquialism meaning "to masturbate".  You get it?  You get it?  Masturbating to attractive women!  HAHA!
 
2013-02-02 03:12:11 PM
As someone who has had a FARC/FARK headline greened, all I have to say is that:

1) you can't argue with success and

2) i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-02 04:32:01 PM
Wait, are you telling me my five dollars a month is NOT going to support the cause of freedom in Columbia?
 
2013-02-02 05:09:48 PM
Really, subby?  Where do you think all those five-dollar bills go every month?
 
2013-02-02 05:12:04 PM

KidneyStone: Really, subby?  Where do you think all those five-dollar bills go every month?


Beer and strippers?
 
2013-02-02 05:12:25 PM

KidneyStone: Really, subby?  Where do you think all those five-dollar bills go every month?


The local PoleSkin club?
 
2013-02-02 05:15:21 PM
FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.
 
2013-02-02 05:15:45 PM
So Drew is basically a terrorist?
 
2013-02-02 05:16:24 PM
so FARC =/= FARK got it.
 
2013-02-02 05:16:57 PM
Fark and Farc are not homonyms of each other.  Homonym = Same Spelling...Same pronunciation...Different meaning.
 
2013-02-02 05:18:20 PM

Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.


NTTAWWT.
 
2013-02-02 05:18:28 PM
Government forces in Colombia have killed a FARC brigade commander close to the group's chief negotiator, the country's defence minister said.

I wonder what his Farc handle was
 
2013-02-02 05:18:41 PM
Who is second-in-command around here anyway?  Years ago it was <b>Jeff</b> I think, but then he was sacked?
 
2013-02-02 05:27:08 PM

wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

NTTAWWT.


True, in either case Drew is a homo.
 
2013-02-02 05:28:28 PM
I was in Colombia last year for a training mission. The FARC are a real threat but the Colombian military is ill equipped to deal with them. Guess who ends up doing it.
 
2013-02-02 05:29:59 PM
So..., is Drew dead, or not?
 
2013-02-02 05:31:20 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-02 05:34:14 PM
so your saying that Drew Curtis is the new leader of FARC?
 
2013-02-02 05:39:01 PM
The headline's humor is derived from a subversion of expectations. Whereas one would expect it to make a joke based on the similarity of the terror group's name to the name of this site, it does not. Therefore, the joke is that there is no joke. This proves that it is impossible to be unfunny on Fark, at least while discussing FARC,
 
2013-02-02 05:41:08 PM

Tiiba: The headline's humor is derived from a subversion of expectations. Whereas one would expect it to make a joke based on the similarity of the terror group's name to the name of this site, it does not. Therefore, the joke is that there is no joke. This proves that it is impossible to be unfunny on Fark, at least while discussing FARC,


[insert pic of that Scanners guy's head exploding here]
 
2013-02-02 05:45:06 PM

WTP 2: so FARC =/= FARK got it.


Oh... sure... now you tell me. That could've prevented a lot of trouble at the last Fark party. Which was of course... a FARC party. Communism, squirrels and bourbon do not mix. Let me tell you.
 
2013-02-02 05:46:06 PM

Deucetoo: I was in Colombia last year for a training mission. The FARC are a real threat but the Colombian military is ill equipped to deal with them. Guess who ends up doing it.


You get a cookie for being the first person ITT to spell the country's name correctly. Besides subby.
 
2013-02-02 05:48:49 PM

wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

NTTAWWT.


I saw two homophones kissing in the park the other day.  It was gross and unnatural.
 
2013-02-02 05:51:31 PM

TiiiMMMaHHH: wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

NTTAWWT.

I saw two homophones kissing in the park the other day.  It was gross and unnatural.


One would think that in a park there would be more homo-logs.
 
2013-02-02 05:53:40 PM

mrlewish: so your saying that Drew Curtis is the new leader of FARC?


So THAT's why this thread is crawling with Colombian intelligence.

/you know who you are.
 
2013-02-02 06:09:01 PM
Just wait until the Colombian government finds out about Ultra FARC.
 
2013-02-02 06:09:49 PM
So the [Dumbass] tag is for the submitter?
 
2013-02-02 06:15:07 PM
well, FARC in A.
 
2013-02-02 06:23:32 PM

zamboni: TiiiMMMaHHH: wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

NTTAWWT.

I saw two homophones kissing in the park the other day.  It was gross and unnatural.

One would think that in a park there would be more homo-logs.



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2013-02-02 06:28:58 PM

invictus2: zamboni: TiiiMMMaHHH: wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

NTTAWWT.

I saw two homophones kissing in the park the other day.  It was gross and unnatural.

One would think that in a park there would be more homo-logs.

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Because Lincoln was gay, we get it.

/Well done
//here's a cookie
 
2013-02-02 06:42:53 PM

Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.


You don't need a special phone for that -- SmartGaydar™ will run on any Android or iPhone phone.
 
2013-02-02 07:11:52 PM
i.imgur.com
It's always the other one, damn it!
 
2013-02-02 07:16:35 PM

eyeq360: KidneyStone: Really, subby?  Where do you think all those five-dollar bills go every month?

Beer and strippers?


I happen to know it's bourbon, not beer.
 
2013-02-02 08:44:26 PM
While in peace talks, they kill a top commander.

Its as if someone doesn't want peace.
 
2013-02-02 09:05:59 PM

tical: While in peace talks, they kill a top commander.

Its as if someone doesn't want peace.


The cease fire was ended last month.
 
2013-02-02 10:23:54 PM

Deucetoo: I was in Colombia last year for a training mission. The FARC are a real threat but the Colombian military is ill equipped to deal with them. Guess who ends up doing it.


The drug cartels?
 
2013-02-02 11:52:20 PM
Man, talk about a subby failing on so many levels.

/Dumbass?
 
2013-02-02 11:54:56 PM
PARTY IN FARCLANDIA!!

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-03 03:21:41 AM
If anybody is interested in the Columbian political situation and realllly meaty war games, Andean Abyss by GMT Games just came out and is a pretty accurate/fustrating simulation.
 
2013-02-03 08:04:04 AM

Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.


Glad you're not an idiot. 30 Rock made the same mistake.
 
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