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(Washington Post)   Punxsutawney Phil predicts an early spring. This is a repeat   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Punxsutawney Phil, Groundhog Day, Northwestern United States, March On, National Climatic Data Center, Accuweather  
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2013-02-02 10:56:38 AM  
4 votes:
"I didn't get one cent in residuals from that farking movie."
2013-02-02 10:59:18 AM  
3 votes:
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today
2013-02-02 10:40:57 AM  
3 votes:
2013-02-02 01:26:06 PM  
2 votes:
This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!
2013-02-02 03:53:46 PM  
1 vote:
What I want to know is when January Junction will allow same-sex marriage so Pardon Me Pete and Jack Frost can finally be legal spouses?
2013-02-02 02:43:42 PM  
1 vote:
Just discovered that AMC is running a Groundhog Day marathon.

I'm happy.
2013-02-02 01:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
Don't drive angry
2013-02-02 01:47:21 PM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: The move is kind of tragic when you realize that he might have been stuck on that same day for well up to 10 years or more...Ramis speculated 10,000 years at one point but that would be more than enough time to get good at EVERYTHING, not just music and languages and ice sculptures and throwing cards into a addition to driving him so farking insane that he wouldn't be able to deal with real life when he got out. Could you imagine trying to handle unpredictable events in a linear temporal reality after being stuck in a predictable, closed-loop universe for so long?

There was a scripted subplot where he would go to the library and read one page a day from a random book to keep track, and before the end he had read the entire library.

The pace of the movie makes it feel like a few months. But the things he learns takes it into at least a couple of years. I can't handle the movie if I imagine any more than that. By year three there's no way he could avoid becoming an axe murderer for at least one day.
2013-02-02 01:46:17 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-02 01:41:30 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-02 11:15:08 AM  
1 vote:
If we get 6 more weeks of winter it WILL be an early spring. God I hate winter. Loathe it with a passion. Come on Global Warming. Burn the rest of the world and make Canada a tropical paradise.
2013-02-02 10:52:46 AM  
1 vote:
Then why is it 14 degrees here in western Pennsylvania this morning?
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