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(Daily Mail)   So, Macaulay Culkin is now, like, an artist, or something   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 74
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2013-02-02 11:03:15 AM  
He looks like the love child of Kurt Cobain and Marylin Monroe.
 
2013-02-02 11:18:17 AM  
He gets a lifetime pass for nailing Mila Kunis for a number of years, no matter how many Home Alone movies he was in.

How does he afford a $2mill apartment though? I haven't seen him in anything in over a decade and Mila Kunis doesn't exactly exude "low maintenance".
 
2013-02-02 11:21:22 AM  

Godscrack: He looks like the love child of Kurt Cobain and Marylin Monroe.



img849.imageshack.us

With the fashion sense of Paris Hilton and Freddy Krueger, no less.
 
2013-02-02 11:22:21 AM  
Heroin brings out the creativity
 
2013-02-02 12:08:11 PM  
At least he's not sulkin' on my lawn.

/obscure?
 
2013-02-02 12:35:33 PM  

Godscrack: He looks like the love child of Kurt Cobain and Marylin Monroe Manson.


FTFY.  He is one hell of a creepy looking guy.
 
2013-02-02 12:50:23 PM  
He's a drug addict.  What's he gonna do, be productive with his life?

/And I say that as someone who appreciates art and goes to museums
 
2013-02-02 01:19:28 PM  
I never liked the home alone movies, DRTFA and I'm sure this thread will turn into a hater mess. But damn, I envy him.  Wish I could have a nice $2mil apt, not work and do art all day.
 
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2013-02-02 01:27:42 PM  
I'm thinking he should hook up with Lindsey Lohan.  Sure, he's older, but I think there could be some chemistry there.
 
2013-02-02 01:35:24 PM  
or something indeed
 
2013-02-02 01:38:59 PM  

gonzoduke: Heroin brings out the creativity


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-02 01:42:45 PM  
Good for him. I'd always hoped he'd pull himself together. Bet of luck Macaulay! Call me if you're ever in Hamilton. We'll go out for a beer and draw tentacle porn together.
 
2013-02-02 01:52:50 PM  
Out of the blue, and into the black.
 
2013-02-02 01:59:38 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 02:25:21 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 220x277]


well played, sir
 
2013-02-02 03:00:11 PM  
Well, ok. People are allowed to switch careers, even if they suck at their new one.
 
2013-02-02 03:04:29 PM  

Mugato: He gets a lifetime pass for nailing Mila Kunis for a number of years, no matter how many Home Alone movies he was in.

How does he afford a $2mill apartment though? I haven't seen him in anything in over a decade and Mila Kunis doesn't exactly exude "low maintenance".


This is how he affords a 2 Million dollar apartment

Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994) $8,000,000
Getting Even with Dad (1994) $8,000,000
The Good Son (1993) $1,500,000
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) $4,500,000
My Girl (1991)$1,000,000
Home Alone (1990) $100,000

He evidently hasn't blown it all on crack and whores yet.
 
2013-02-02 03:15:06 PM  

delathi: Mugato: He gets a lifetime pass for nailing Mila Kunis for a number of years, no matter how many Home Alone movies he was in.

How does he afford a $2mill apartment though? I haven't seen him in anything in over a decade and Mila Kunis doesn't exactly exude "low maintenance".

This is how he affords a 2 Million dollar apartment

Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994) $8,000,000
Getting Even with Dad (1994) $8,000,000
The Good Son (1993) $1,500,000
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) $4,500,000
My Girl (1991)$1,000,000
Home Alone (1990) $100,000

He evidently hasn't blown it all on crack and whores yet.


I thought his parents pretty much robbed him of every penny he ever made... or am I thinking of that other child actor?
 
2013-02-02 03:16:55 PM  
A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.
 
2013-02-02 03:17:58 PM  
WANKERS
 
2013-02-02 03:22:20 PM  

Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.


Now I want to touch him more than ever. Forbidden Mac is the best Mac of all. I must touch him. Touch him I must.
 
2013-02-02 03:24:54 PM  
Part of the art crowd: Ms Culkin poses in a military-style jacket next to some colourful canvases

Well, that explains nothing.
 
2013-02-02 03:26:39 PM  

Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.


Didn't Michael Jackson touch him?
 
2013-02-02 03:28:04 PM  

Ghastly: Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.

Now I want to touch him more than ever. Forbidden Mac is the best Mac of all. I must touch him. Touch him I must.


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 03:32:38 PM  
I'd like to ask him how he ordered those pizzas if the phone lines were out?  HUH??  HUH???
 
2013-02-02 03:36:46 PM  
Good for him.  Hope he isn't too messed up after being a child actor.
 
2013-02-02 03:58:36 PM  

bob_ross: I never liked the home alone movies, DRTFA and I'm sure this thread will turn into a hater mess. But damn, I envy him.  Wish I could have a nice $2mil apt, not work and do art all day.


Wow, you like money? I like money too. We should hang out sometime.
 
2013-02-02 04:03:48 PM  
He became a hipster.  That is a fate worse than death.
 
2013-02-02 04:09:25 PM  

duckpoopy: bob_ross: I never liked the home alone movies, DRTFA and I'm sure this thread will turn into a hater mess. But damn, I envy him.  Wish I could have a nice $2mil apt, not work and do art all day.

Wow, you like money? I like money too. We should hang out sometime.


It was mostly the not work and do art all day part.
 
2013-02-02 04:11:17 PM  

duckpoopy: bob_ross: I never liked the home alone movies, DRTFA and I'm sure this thread will turn into a hater mess. But damn, I envy him.  Wish I could have a nice $2mil apt, not work and do art all day.

Wow, you like money? I like money too. We should hang out sometime.


I actually actively dislike money. I suffer from chrometophobia and eagerly await the coming of a post scarcity economy where money will be meaningless.

Come oooooooooooon singularity!
 
2013-02-02 04:18:18 PM  

bob_ross: duckpoopy: bob_ross: I never liked the home alone movies, DRTFA and I'm sure this thread will turn into a hater mess. But damn, I envy him.  Wish I could have a nice $2mil apt, not work and do art all day.

Wow, you like money? I like money too. We should hang out sometime.

It was mostly the not work and do art all day part.


Do you like lattes?
 
2013-02-02 04:21:07 PM  

Ghastly: Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.

Now I want to touch him more than ever. Forbidden Mac is the best Mac of all. I must touch him. Touch him I must.


I Should want to touch him.
I Shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.

/Brocktoon
 
2013-02-02 04:22:09 PM  
He looks really artsy. In other words, he looks like a

solitary: WANKER


I bet he paints pictures of vaginas. And then he pees on them. And them he invites his friends over and say, "check out my vagina painting that I peed on." And his friends nod and smile at his bravery, but really, they're just wondering if Joe Pesci was fun to hang around with and if Michael Jackson really touched his private parts.
 
2013-02-02 04:24:14 PM  

Ghastly: delathi: Mugato: He gets a lifetime pass for nailing Mila Kunis for a number of years, no matter how many Home Alone movies he was in.

How does he afford a $2mill apartment though? I haven't seen him in anything in over a decade and Mila Kunis doesn't exactly exude "low maintenance".

This is how he affords a 2 Million dollar apartment

Ri¢hie Ri¢h (1994) $8,000,000
Getting Even with Dad (1994) $8,000,000
The Good Son (1993) $1,500,000
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) $4,500,000
My Girl (1991)$1,000,000
Home Alone (1990) $100,000

He evidently hasn't blown it all on crack and whores yet.

I thought his parents pretty much robbed him of every penny he ever made... or am I thinking of that other child actor?


Didn't he sue for it all back and win?
 
2013-02-02 04:30:18 PM  
I'm just happy to see that horrible childhoods followed by mondo gobs of money leave one well grounded and intact.
 
2013-02-02 04:45:32 PM  
I wish I was wealthy enough to be an "artist".

/every stereotype about art school is true
//trust me
 
2013-02-02 04:53:39 PM  

awfulperson: He looks really artsy. In other words, he looks like a

solitary: WANKER

I bet he paints pictures of vaginas. And then he pees on them. And them he invites his friends over and say, "check out my vagina painting that I peed on." And his friends nod and smile at his bravery, but really, they're just wondering if Joe Pesci was fun to hang around with and if Michael Jackson really touched his private parts.


i.dailymail.co.uk

I'm guessing MJJ rubbed off on him a little bit.
 
2013-02-02 05:02:41 PM  
His eyes look like a sleepy Furby.
 
2013-02-02 05:06:54 PM  
Robo Beat:

MJJ rubbed off on him.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-02 05:32:33 PM  
Good for him!
 
2013-02-02 05:43:24 PM  
Only Kurt and Audrey Hepburn could pull off wearing those big glasses.  No one else can.  Ok, maybe Liz Taylor.
 
2013-02-02 05:48:14 PM  
When in doubt, imitate Warhol.
 
2013-02-02 05:53:21 PM  
He just seems like a poser to me. Oh well I wouldn't give a flying fark who called me a poser if I had as much money as him.
 
2013-02-02 06:24:28 PM  

W.C.fields forever: Rapmaster2000: A friend of mine showed him some real estate about 10 years ago.  He goes by Mac and you're not allowed to touch him.

Didn't Michael Jackson touch him?


Cause, meet effect.
 
2013-02-02 06:35:11 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: He's a drug addict.  What's he gonna do, be productive with his life?


Depends what you mean by "productive".

Has he made money? More than 99% of people will make in a lifetime.

Has he done something that will outlive him? Home Alone will outlive what most of us do.

Is he happy? Apparently.


By what quantifier hasn't he been "productive"? He just got there before most of us, and is enjoying a very elongated retirement.
 
2013-02-02 07:27:26 PM  

BonesJackson: Robo Beat:

MJJ rubbed off on him.


[i.imgur.com image 480x192]


lol
 
2013-02-02 08:01:52 PM  
The last thing I recall seeing him in was "Kings".  He was creepy.
 
2013-02-02 08:09:27 PM  
I don't know if this has been stated directly, but for everyone saying he looks like a cross between Cobain and somebody, you're wrong.

He is dressed as Kurt Cobain.  The blond hair, big feminine glass, Nightmare on Elm St sweater, heroin, and paint stained ripped jeans are exactly what you think of when you think of Kurt.  Well, that and a shotgun in the mouth, but I don't know how well he knows Courtney Love.
 
2013-02-02 09:26:43 PM  
he's a hoarder!!!  Seriously - there are gonna be dead cats in that rubble. Puttin' money on that now!
 
2013-02-02 10:30:40 PM  

Bungles: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: He's a drug addict.  What's he gonna do, be productive with his life?

Depends what you mean by "productive".

Has he made money? More than 99% of people will make in a lifetime.

Has he done something that will outlive him? Home Alone will outlive what most of us do.

Is he happy? Apparently.


By what quantifier hasn't he been "productive"? He just got there before most of us, and is enjoying a very elongated retirement.


I never said he HASN'T been productive.  I said he isn't being productive. He clearly wasn't an addict when he was a kid making those movies that people actually liked.  There is a difference.  That being said, I agree with you that he is essentially in early retirement, and that it's earned.  Buuuut... I doubt any of his "art" will outlast him, for better or worse.  But who knows.  I"ve been wrong before.
 
2013-02-02 10:31:44 PM  
I'm sure if I had as much money, I would end up being called eccentric or some crap like that.  I would not allow people to take pictures of me though, or wear shoes on the carpet.
 
2013-02-02 10:33:33 PM  
He was in a freakin' awesome ensemble cast in "Saved!" which is one of the most under-rated movies out there.
 
2013-02-03 12:31:10 AM  
He needs to ALWAYS shave before he goes out in public. Flesh colored beards are always creepy. Mac, you only get two choices: Major drug addict or androgynous artist. Good luck keeping those two choices separate.
 
2013-02-03 06:06:56 AM  
  That is a DEAD man walking. He does look healthier than before, but that isn't saying much.
It's hard to tell if it's heroin or meth or maybe a bit of both. But some sort of hard drug is involved.
 
2013-02-03 06:41:57 AM  

zarberg: He was in a freakin' awesome ensemble cast in "Saved!" which is one of the most under-rated movies out there.


He was pretty good in Party Monster too.
 
2013-02-03 08:43:42 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: That is a DEAD man walking. He does look healthier than before, but that isn't saying much.
It's hard to tell if it's heroin or meth or maybe a bit of both. But some sort of hard drug is involved.


If I broke up with Mila Kunis I'd be on every drug imaginable.
 
2013-02-03 08:57:36 AM  

Bungles: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: He's a drug addict.  What's he gonna do, be productive with his life?

Depends what you mean by "productive".

Has he made money? More than 99% of people will make in a lifetime.

Has he done something that will outlive him? Home Alone will outlive what most of us do.

Is he happy? Apparently.


By what quantifier hasn't he been "productive"? He just got there before most of us, and is enjoying a very elongated retirement.


Unfortunately, the Warden Norton view of life will also outlive what most of us do.  It will even survive the nuclear holocaust it will inevitably lead to.  Cockroaches thrive on that point of view.
 
2013-02-03 09:50:28 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: That is a DEAD man walking. He does look healthier than before, but that isn't saying much.
It's hard to tell if it's heroin or meth or maybe a bit of both. But some sort of hard drug is involved.


for his sake it better not be coke.  The nickname is just waiting for him.
 
2013-02-03 12:17:51 PM  

awfulperson: I bet he paints pictures of vaginas. And then he pees on them. And them he invites his friends over and say, "check out my vagina painting that I peed on." And his friends nod and smile at his bravery, but really, they're just wondering if Joe Pesci was fun to hang around with and if Michael Jackson really touched his private parts.

i1171.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-03 12:58:50 PM  
Hoping a bad batch of heroin comes his way in the next 11 months.

/in my death pool
 
2013-02-03 01:02:02 PM  

Martonio: Hoping a bad batch of heroin comes his way in the next 11 months.

/in my death pool


That's a long shot.  Who else you got?
 
2013-02-03 01:31:34 PM  

thamike: Martonio: Hoping a bad batch of heroin comes his way in the next 11 months.

/in my death pool

That's a long shot.  Who else you got?


Here's my complete list:

1. Tila Tequila
2. Ryan O'Neal
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Barack Obama
5. Robin Roberts - ABC newscaster
6. Hugo Chavez
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Edward Furlong
9. Macauley Culkin
10. Michael Douglas
11. Van Cliburn (classical pianist)
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Don Matthews (CFL coach)
14. Hillary Clinton
15. Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex)
16. Ian McKellan
17. Henry McCullough (Wings guitarist)
18. Ethan Zohn (Survivor contestant)
19. Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
20. Prince Harry

If Lindsay Lohan dies, it's of no benefit to me as everyone else in my pool has her on their list.
 
2013-02-03 02:17:14 PM  

Martonio: thamike: Martonio: Hoping a bad batch of heroin comes his way in the next 11 months.

/in my death pool

That's a long shot.  Who else you got?

Here's my complete list:

1. Tila Tequila
2. Ryan O'Neal
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Barack Obama
5. Robin Roberts - ABC newscaster
6. Hugo Chavez
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Edward Furlong
9. Macauley Culkin
10. Michael Douglas
11. Van Cliburn (classical pianist)
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Don Matthews (CFL coach)
14. Hillary Clinton
15. Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex)
16. Ian McKellan
17. Henry McCullough (Wings guitarist)
18. Ethan Zohn (Survivor contestant)
19. Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
20. Prince Harry

If Lindsay Lohan dies, it's of no benefit to me as everyone else in my pool has her on their list.


Remind me never to let you pick teams or horses the next time i'm feeling gambley.  In fact, you shouldn't even be driving.
 
2013-02-03 02:30:27 PM  

thamike: Martonio: thamike: Martonio: Hoping a bad batch of heroin comes his way in the next 11 months.

/in my death pool

That's a long shot.  Who else you got?

Here's my complete list:

1. Tila Tequila
2. Ryan O'Neal
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor
4. Barack Obama
5. Robin Roberts - ABC newscaster
6. Hugo Chavez
7. Lindsay Lohan
8. Edward Furlong
9. Macauley Culkin
10. Michael Douglas
11. Van Cliburn (classical pianist)
12. Kirk Douglas
13. Don Matthews (CFL coach)
14. Hillary Clinton
15. Brooke Mueller (Charlie Sheen's ex)
16. Ian McKellan
17. Henry McCullough (Wings guitarist)
18. Ethan Zohn (Survivor contestant)
19. Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
20. Prince Harry

If Lindsay Lohan dies, it's of no benefit to me as everyone else in my pool has her on their list.

Remind me never to let you pick teams or horses the next time i'm feeling gambley.  In fact, you shouldn't even be driving.


Pffffft...whatever....it's $5.  I won last year, so I'm doing something right.  I'm liking my odds with Tila Tequila though...constant seizures, failed lesbian romances, fading fame...

/and my driving is perfectly fine, thank you
 
2013-02-03 02:41:27 PM  

Martonio: Pffffft...whatever....it's $5. I won last year, so I'm doing something right. I'm liking my odds with Tila Tequila though...constant seizures, failed lesbian romances, fading fame...

/and my driving is perfectly fine, thank you


Kirk Douglas and Zsa Zsa Gabor are obviously safe bets.  The rest are mostly just running jokes or cynical fantasies (yes even for betting on a dead pool).  If you want to get creative, at least try for something interesting like John Hurt or Stan Lee.  Who did you win with last year?
 
2013-02-03 02:52:39 PM  

thamike: Martonio: Pffffft...whatever....it's $5. I won last year, so I'm doing something right. I'm liking my odds with Tila Tequila though...constant seizures, failed lesbian romances, fading fame...

/and my driving is perfectly fine, thank you

Kirk Douglas and Zsa Zsa Gabor are obviously safe bets.  The rest are mostly just running jokes or cynical fantasies (yes even for betting on a dead pool).  If you want to get creative, at least try for something interesting like John Hurt or Stan Lee.  Who did you win with last year?


I guess we'll see come December 31st!  But I have a feeling Zsa Zsa still won't bite the dust this year.

My strategy is go for two things....people with cancer, and those with presumed drug dependency issues.

My stiffs from last year:

Etta James
Joe Paterno
Robin Gibb
The Lockerbie Bomber (who clinched it for me)...47 points!
 
2013-02-03 03:13:32 PM  

Martonio: Joe Paterno


Sandusky isn't a bad bet.   If you want to take a non-Hollywood angle, I'd say Hosni Mubarak and Bashar al Asaad are safe bets with good returns, as long as you're crudely betting on our president you might as well look at the rest of the world.
 
2013-02-03 03:23:05 PM  

thamike: Martonio: Joe Paterno

Sandusky isn't a bad bet.   If you want to take a non-Hollywood angle, I'd say Hosni Mubarak and Bashar al Asaad are safe bets with good returns, as long as you're crudely betting on our president you might as well look at the rest of the world.




bluraymedia.ign.com
 
2013-02-03 04:06:09 PM  

thamike: Martonio: Joe Paterno

Sandusky isn't a bad bet.   If you want to take a non-Hollywood angle, I'd say Hosni Mubarak and Bashar al Asaad are safe bets with good returns, as long as you're crudely betting on our president you might as well look at the rest of the world.


al Asaad would be a good pick with all the turmoil in Syria, but I put my bets on some gun nut getting to Obama...probably won't happen, but hey, I like to swing for the fences.

Sandusky is on my watch list for next year, although if he gets shanked or kills himself, it would probably be in the next 11 months.
 
2013-02-03 04:49:41 PM  

Martonio: I put my bets on some gun nut getting to Obama...probably won't happen, but hey, I like to swing for the fences


You know what would happen if that happened, right?
 
2013-02-03 05:00:39 PM  

thamike: Martonio: I put my bets on some gun nut getting to Obama...probably won't happen, but hey, I like to swing for the fences

You know what would happen if that happened, right?


I get 47 points for my death pool!

And I get a knock on my door from the Secret Service?
 
2013-02-03 05:16:11 PM  

Martonio: thamike: Martonio: I put my bets on some gun nut getting to Obama...probably won't happen, but hey, I like to swing for the fences

You know what would happen if that happened, right?

I get 47 points for my death pool!

And I get a knock on my door from the Secret Service?


Let's just say it would be a bad week for gun nuts.
 
2013-02-03 05:27:14 PM  

thamike: Martonio: thamike: Martonio: I put my bets on some gun nut getting to Obama...probably won't happen, but hey, I like to swing for the fences

You know what would happen if that happened, right?

I get 47 points for my death pool!

And I get a knock on my door from the Secret Service?

Let's just say it would be a bad week for gun nuts.


But I'm not a gun nut...I'm Canadian!

/I prefer hockey sticks for my killing
 
2013-02-05 11:36:10 AM  
Quick, someone send three shotguns over there...
 
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