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(The Daily News - Longview)   Longview, Washington installs third squirrel bridge today   ( divider line
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2013-02-02 02:35:19 PM  
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For all of you squirrel lovers out there...  I actually have one in my yard that comes up and knocks on my back door to ask for food.  I've actually got him trained to take bread from my hand.

My kids named him Nutley McSquirrelSquirrel.  And it has become a daily routine, while making lunches in the morning, to hold one slice of bread aside.  At some point, someone will say, "Nutley's here".

Btw, if you're interested...  Squirrel claws are SHARP.  I held on to the bread too long one time, and he grabbed my hand by accident.  It's no wonder they can navigate trees as they do.
2013-02-02 01:29:45 PM  
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Longview is a farked up city designed in the shape of a wagon wheel by Mormons.

/fark you longview
2013-02-02 12:43:27 PM  
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The bridge should be designed to try and electrocute, drop, smack, etc. the squirrels like one of those Japanese game shows. Hey, it would beat what my FIL used to do - trap the little bastards then put the whole trap and squirrel into a chest freezer. He'd wake up early on trash day and slip them into the trash frozen like a rock.
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