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(Huffington Post)   Katie Couric talks about her awkward date with Larry King   ( ) divider line
    More: Weird, Katie Couric, Jimmy Kimmel, Lifetime Movie, Manti Te'o, Italian restaurants, Late Night  
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2262 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 02 Feb 2013 at 1:18 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-02 06:22:36 PM  
3 votes:
It was a dark and damp night in Manhattan, 1985. I was on a date with a young Katie Couric. We had a fine Italian dinner at this fantastic restaurant underneath a candle factory in the south east Bronx. The smell of paraffin and pepperoni filled the air. I could tell she was playing hard to get, so I steered the evening back to my place. We sipped port for an hour while sitting naked in my study. She complimented me on my erection, and I complimented her on fine judgement. We made love for sixteen hours, and never spoke again.

Hello Poughkeepsie, your on the air!
2013-02-02 04:22:28 PM  
3 votes:

gregario: My Dog, Katie is adorable. I would love the opportunity to disappoint her repeatedly. Seriously.

No one's stopping you from disappointing your dog Katie.
2013-02-02 01:20:17 PM  
2 votes:
So probably he saw the inside of her colon before the rest of us did. Good to know.
2013-02-02 06:02:42 PM  
1 vote:
Back in the 80's, my mother was way into Larry King. She'd listen to him on the radio every night, and the next day all she'd talk about was his stupid show. For Christmas, I bought her his autobiography, which she eagerly read. She got totally turned off by how creepy the guy was. I still get a kick out of the fact that his own self-portrayal is what finally broke her of her fixation.
2013-02-02 04:59:35 PM  
1 vote:

gregario: My Dog, Katie is adorable. I would love the opportunity to disappoint her repeatedly. Seriously.

I hope you're dyslexic.
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