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(Yahoo)   Latvian tank manufacturer unveils the most butt-ugly SUV in the history of the world. At a price of $1 million. Fortunately, it will be available only in China   (autos.yahoo.com ) divider line
    More: Stupid, crocodiles, whales, National Automobile Dealers Association, Leon Trotsky, turbo, Amg, soviet leader, snakes  
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2013-02-02 09:04:12 AM  
God, it looks like the 1970's exploded all over it.


I was expecting to click the link and see some ultra utilitarian vehicle that I would love.  Instead it's everything I despise in a vehicle.
 
2013-02-02 09:19:40 AM  
Peat, peat?
 
2013-02-02 09:30:26 AM  
So they bought rights to the Aztek?
 
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2013-02-02 09:39:46 AM  

RickN99: So they bought rights to the Aztek?


It looks like what would happen if Chevy and Dodge were brothers and sisters, both taking Thalidomide and then had child who fell off the operating table immediately after birth...
 
2013-02-02 09:47:48 AM  
If I spent that much on a vehicle, I'd make damn sure I'm sitting on the finest whale penis leather money can buy.
 
2013-02-02 10:22:29 AM  
The body of the Black Snake is made from space aluminum

Damming, looks like the Latvians won the space mining race!
 
2013-02-02 10:24:00 AM  
Does the Tiananmen version come with it's own protestors?
 
2013-02-02 10:34:11 AM  
You laugh now but 10 years ago everybody wanted a Hummer H2.
 
2013-02-02 11:02:21 AM  
It is said; "A camel is a horse designed by a committee."
 
2013-02-02 11:04:12 AM  
Does it also turn into a helicopter?

i8.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 11:09:31 AM  
The lap of luxury is yours with seats made out of the exotic leather of your choice-snake, crocodile belly, ostrich, and whale penis. The seats feature double topstitching in contrasting colors and DARTZ badges to commemorate the year of the snake. The dashboard, armrests and door paneling come in snake wood. The floor mats made from white shark skin.

whale penis leather. there are no words.
 
2013-02-02 11:34:34 AM  
It looks like a farking hearse.
 
2013-02-02 12:03:59 PM  
I'm pretty sure I own one in Saints Row the Third already.
 
2013-02-02 12:09:36 PM  
"Run by Leonard F. Yankelovich, DARTZ goes by the tagline "Bullet Proof Trend Setters" and operates out of the old Russo-Balt factory in Riga. The company makes armT-ored tanks like the 98 Kombat (which goes for a measly $225,000) and the $1-million Prombron, which has the famous accoutrements like whale foreskin leather, the same as used on Aristotle Onassis's yacht."

" whale foreskin leather "
 
2013-02-02 12:16:22 PM  
That is so ugly I want to own one just for novelty.  It is like a black hole of ugliness.
 
2013-02-02 12:24:01 PM  
It will show up on World of Tanks as a gag premium buy in 3...2...1...
 
2013-02-02 12:25:16 PM  

Cheron: Peat, peat?


I have now spent too much time on Fark.  The Latvian tank stories are starting to repeat.  Last thread someone posted the hilarious hood ornament they have for their cars they customize.  Then there's the freaky NSFW video where they explain the whole thing.
 
2013-02-02 12:56:15 PM  
Simpsons did it.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-02 02:50:01 PM  

dumbobruni: The lap of luxury is yours with seats made out of the exotic leather of your choice-snake, crocodile belly, ostrich, and whale penis. The seats feature double topstitching in contrasting colors and DARTZ badges to commemorate the year of the snake. The dashboard, armrests and door paneling come in snake wood. The floor mats made from white shark skin.

whale penis leather. there are no words.


"Listen, do yourself a favor - don't let 'em give you any of that 'flank steak' bullshiat, you know I'm sayin'? Try...the whale penis.  Pamper yourself!"

/ do you wanna buy a monkey?
 
2013-02-02 03:24:45 PM  
Rapmaster2000:
You laugh now but 10 years ago you also laughed at everybody wanted a Hummer H2.

FTFY
 
2013-02-02 03:47:39 PM  
Yo, dawg!
 
2013-02-02 04:37:59 PM  
I've been an opponent of the death penalty for a long time, but seriously, anyone who buys one of those should be executed immediately.
 
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2013-02-02 07:45:37 PM  

poorjon: Rapmaster2000:
You laugh now but 10 years ago you also laughed at everybody wanted a Hummer H2.


Still do.
 
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