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(SeattlePI)   Good idea: you're drunk, so you take the bus home. Bad idea: you're drunk, so you take the bus and drive it into a snowbank   (seattlepi.com) divider line 8
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2013-02-02 10:55:47 AM
Yay?
 
2013-02-02 11:02:28 AM
Always nice to take along your own witness;s.
 
2013-02-02 11:10:32 AM
The other night I was out for a dinner and had a few drinks - and having far too much vino, and knowing full well I was wasted, I did something I've never done before. I took a bus home. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise, since I have never driven a bus before.
 
2013-02-02 11:24:49 AM
I didn't say "take the bus"

I said "take the bus"

Hmmm. Clarity, how do it work?
 
2013-02-02 12:07:53 PM
It's not very smart to leave keys in a bus full of drunken homeless people.
 
2013-02-02 01:00:09 PM
Jack Michael Christensen was booked into jail on charges of unauthorized use of a motor vehicle, refusal to take an intoxication test and public urination.

Piss trifecta complete!
 
2013-02-02 04:28:32 PM
Because snowbank is a better test than a breath test for being drunk. It's just most states can't afford snow machines.
 
2013-02-02 06:22:09 PM
Slow day in Seattle when they are reporting on a stolen bus in Minnesota...

The cops run out of homeless people to shoot?
 
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