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2013-02-02 07:31:28 AM  
Man, the Batman franchise really went downhill after Christopher Nolan left. What a crappy villain...
 
2013-02-02 09:08:35 AM  
Being an internet tough guy, I would have punched her face for awhile, then found her boyfriend and punched his face for awhile.
 
2013-02-02 09:11:47 AM  
Launch her into the sun.
.
.
Problem solved.
 
2013-02-02 09:12:50 AM  
I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.
 
2013-02-02 09:13:24 AM  
Wow...for about two seconds of that article I was on her side.
 
2013-02-02 09:13:32 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-02-02 09:13:56 AM  
Such a polite, armed society.
 
2013-02-02 09:15:53 AM  
i.imgur.com

ALL YOUR MUFFINS, ASSHOLE.
 
2013-02-02 09:16:07 AM  

Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.


I read that as "Muffin Racer" and had visions of Wacky Races from Hanna Barbera.


/Go Crimson Haybailer 4, you can do it!
 
2013-02-02 09:19:54 AM  
I never would have been in that situation to begin with by not waiting my turn, but if some chick maced me, she has just taken out all civility and I will deck her.  I would have accepted her yelling at me and doing things to make it take longer, but that's it.
 
2013-02-02 09:22:29 AM  

gothelder: Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.

I read that as "Muffin Racer" and had visions of Wacky Races from Hanna Barbera.


/Go Crimson Haybailer 4, you can do it!


Here she comes, here comes Muff Racer she's a macer on wheels. She's a macer and she's gonna be spraying mace on someone.
 
2013-02-02 09:24:15 AM  

Ghastly: I thought subby's headline said "Muffin Mancer". I was picturing a sorceress who raises an army of undead muffins.


Now that you say it, I'm kind of disappointed that things didn't go in that direction.
 
2013-02-02 09:29:02 AM  
"Muffins 'n' Mace" sounds like a romance novel for the trailer park set.

/and be sure to catch the sequel, "Eyes Double-Wide Shut"
 
2013-02-02 09:34:13 AM  
Black female, obviously. I thought Duluth was to cold for them.
 
2013-02-02 09:39:39 AM  
♫  She said, "You ain't seen noting 'Till you're down on a muffin Then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways" ♫
 
2013-02-02 09:41:31 AM  
This reaction is probably the same one the wal-mart puppy hero gave, which ended with her termination.
 
2013-02-02 09:46:30 AM  
I would have smacked her with an over-sized chrome spoon, or perhaps with a fully charged icing anointment utensil....
 
2013-02-02 09:56:43 AM  

New Age Redneck: I would have smacked her with an over-sized chrome spoon, or perhaps with a fully charged icing anointment utensil....


You win an infinite quantity of dried muffin remnants!
 
2013-02-02 10:01:20 AM  
Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say there is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!
 
2013-02-02 10:04:40 AM  
Girl you thought it was a man but it only was a muffin.
 
2013-02-02 10:20:38 AM  
She was probably on her period.
 
2013-02-02 10:25:28 AM  
As the article stated, she was the bigger douchebag of the two.
However, it's always nice to see two douchebags who deserve each other cross paths.
 
2013-02-02 10:33:40 AM  
i1303.photobucket.com

2nd Ending.
 
2013-02-02 10:40:11 AM  
 
2013-02-02 10:45:00 AM  
I'm not the muffin macer, I'm the muffin macer's son,
I'm only macing muffins 'til the muffin macer comes.
 
2013-02-02 10:55:10 AM  
I actually thought it would be an article about someone lacing muffins with mace.

/leaving disappointed.
 
2013-02-02 11:57:07 AM  
I read that as "muffin racer."

boingboing.net
 
2013-02-02 12:00:59 PM  
I can't blame the cashier for staying out of it. It was probably the highlight of their night. I would have done the same thing.
 
2013-02-02 12:14:23 PM  
Sounds like a Scooby-Doo episode...
 
2013-02-02 12:30:46 PM  
These two so deserve each other.
 
2013-02-02 12:42:44 PM  
The best part is at the end, after she's out of the video frame on the way out and the guy is writhing in pain from being maced, she sings: "Signed, sealed, delivered!"

It's awesome.
 
2013-02-02 01:30:34 PM  
Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!
 
2013-02-02 02:13:20 PM  
I see many dense, yet radiant posts.....

/will bookmark with a quarter-ounce green rosette
 
2013-02-02 04:34:00 PM  
Nah, I got this one. The crazy biatch is one of those subhuman pieces of waste that likely not only takes forever at the counter, but stands and blocks doorways, says "Whateva I want! WHATEVA!", and has absolutely zero consideration for anyone else while she's "got to get MINE!!!!111."

Just ID it and put it down.
 
2013-02-02 04:43:56 PM  

probesport: Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!


Girl you thought he was a man
But he was a muffin
 
2013-02-02 05:11:56 PM  
Lesson: if you go out in public your puss may wind up all over the internet.
 
2013-02-02 08:27:01 PM  
Do you know the muffin macer, who lives on Drury Lane?
 
2013-02-02 09:29:21 PM  

Abox: Wow...for about two seconds of that article I was on her side.


It seems to me that the person who wrote that article looked at a different video. Because if someone is standing at the counter on the phone and texting while hemming and hawing about what they want and I'm set to go, knowing what I want with cash in hand I'd jump in too. Then she did nothing but escalate while he did nothing.
 
2013-02-02 11:44:22 PM  
If that dude would have shouted "i'll have Marlboro reds" behind me, I probably wouldn't even batted an eye...all he was trying to do was prepare the clerk so he could check out faster. He wasn't trying to cut in line, and she got mad over nothing. fark that biatch.
 
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