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2013-02-02 07:13:39 AM
So... you're saying that she *isn't* on the level, then?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-02 07:24:45 AM
OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?
 
2013-02-02 08:04:35 AM
I'm no doctor but I'll take a look at them.
 
2013-02-02 08:08:37 AM

edmo: I'm no doctor but I'll take a look at them.


Outta my way, you quack. Her legs may be slightly different lengths as well, and don't get me started on the slight imperfections there may be regarding her ass.
 
2013-02-02 09:15:17 AM
I liked it when DeNiro was on Leno talking about his testicles.
 
2013-02-02 09:19:23 AM
Jennifer, hon. It's time to show them in a movie.

K?
 
2013-02-02 09:22:12 AM
More like Katnipss, am I right?

Up top!
 
2013-02-02 09:25:09 AM
I have had pneumonia twice in my life. once when I was in my teens and once a few years ago. Both instances were brought on by a combination of bad wet weather and stress that exacerbated a bad cold/bronchitis. Jennifer Lawrence has recently finished filming the scenes in the hunger games that take place in the ocean, so that means extended time in water/wet clothing. She is flying back and forth doing press for Silver Linings Playbook and filming. I think it is more a matter of a hectic lifestyle

/not her publicist
/who knows, she may smoke meth.
 
2013-02-02 09:26:18 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Neither one. It's probably the result of the flu or a cold. Why would you think drug/lifestyle? It never fails to surprise how little people know about basic medicine.
 
2013-02-02 09:30:28 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Kinda what I was thinking. My gf has the same 'problem'; it's especially evident (to me) because they straddle the 'handful' line. As for the pneumonia, probably from filming in a damp environment (though you'd think they'd take better care of her). IIRC, rain/wetness/water is a recurring element in Catching Fire.
 
2013-02-02 09:32:48 AM
She's adorable, and has one of the best sense of humors in hollywood.
 
2013-02-02 09:32:55 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Surely just bad luck.  Pneumonia is just an infection of one or both lungs.  No reason that you couldn't catch it if you were exposed to the right pathogen, especially if you weren't vaccinated against <i>streptococcus pneumoniae</i> bacteria (the most common cause) and/or had a depleted immune system from stress, poor diet, lack of sleep, etc.
 
2013-02-02 09:34:41 AM
She genuinely seems like a cool person
 
2013-02-02 09:37:51 AM
Stay with me on this:
Pneumonia is an inflammatory condition of the lung-affecting primarily the microscopic air sacs known as alveoli. It is usually caused by infection with viruses or bacteria and less commonly other microorganisms, certain drugs and other conditions such as autoimmune diseases.[Link]

That said, on closer inspection I would say

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-02-02 09:38:36 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


I had several bouts of it as a child. Had the tonsils removed and everything cleared up.
 
2013-02-02 09:49:46 AM
Whar booby pics farkers? Whar?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-02 09:59:48 AM
If I told her I don't my her slightly asymmetrical body, would she hold it against me?
 
2013-02-02 10:03:34 AM
A modern day goddess.
 
2013-02-02 10:03:49 AM
I had pneumonia a few years ago and had to have a chest x-ray.  When they put the film up, my husband started laughing.  I've always known my boobs were a little uneven, but that x-ray seemed to celebrate it.

Also, pneumonia is farking awful.
 
2013-02-02 10:06:48 AM
Love me some J.Law.
 
2013-02-02 10:18:17 AM
How many doctors did she stun? And what does she have in them things, anyway, that can stun people? Bricks?

Thanks, I'll be here all week.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-02 10:19:20 AM
And what does she have in them things, anyway, that can stun people? Bricks?

Electric nipple caps. Touch just one and you're safe. Touch both at the same time and you close the circuit.
 
2013-02-02 10:20:53 AM

mialynneb: I had pneumonia a few years ago and had to have a chest x-ray.  When they put the film up, my husband started laughing.  I've always known my boobs were a little uneven, but that x-ray seemed to celebrate it.

Also, pneumonia is farking awful.


Pics? EIP. ;)
 
2013-02-02 10:29:36 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


If you have a tendency to develop bronchitis from common viral infections, you have a higher probability of having pneumonia somewhere along the line.
 
2013-02-02 10:32:23 AM
She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked.

By far.
 
2013-02-02 10:34:59 AM
Real boobs are asymmetrical, and they can gain or lose weight separately.   It's okay ladies, us dudes love them when they're in our hands no matter the difference.
 
2013-02-02 10:42:56 AM

Repo Man: If I told her I don't my her slightly asymmetrical body, would she hold it against me?


That's supposed to be mind, dammit.
 
2013-02-02 10:44:17 AM
Ridiculously good looking.
 
2013-02-02 10:49:11 AM

jmr61: She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked.

By far.


I was there!  We ran train!

/ imagination is  awesome!
 
2013-02-02 10:59:15 AM
I'm available to consult.
 
2013-02-02 11:05:00 AM
www.hawtcelebs.com
 
2013-02-02 11:07:29 AM
bdwallpapergallery.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-02 11:09:12 AM
It is obvious in this shot that the one on her left is much larger.

static.entertainmentwise.com
 
2013-02-02 11:09:19 AM
She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.
 
2013-02-02 11:10:22 AM
She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.
 
2013-02-02 11:16:50 AM

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


This.
 
2013-02-02 11:30:04 AM

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


People say that about Kate Upton. Doesn't we shouldn't enjoy ogling them.

/Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.
 
2013-02-02 11:43:10 AM
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?
 
2013-02-02 11:51:35 AM

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Bad luck very possible. My then 10 year old got it, and two weeks later, I got it too. It sucked, but we got over it okay.
 
2013-02-02 11:54:43 AM

jmr61: She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked off too.

By far.



Clearly some of your post was chopped off by the new posting tools. Not to worry, I FTFY.
 
2013-02-02 12:00:25 PM
I had pneumonia and mono last fall.

/csb
//Jennifer Lawrence is a great actress.
 
2013-02-02 12:11:04 PM

hundreddollarman: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

People say that about Kate Upton. Doesn't we shouldn't enjoy ogling them.

/Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.


The way you think, I like it.
 
2013-02-02 12:17:58 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-02 12:36:43 PM
I will volunteer to hold them right Ms Lawrence, if I must.
 
2013-02-02 12:49:38 PM

Scaevola: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?




Now there's a good memory.

i50.tinypic.com

The photos of how she looks now make me sad.
 
2013-02-02 01:31:13 PM
How do you not recognize your boobs are uneven? Wouldn't a look in the mirror pretty much tell the story?

While she seems to be pretty down to earth, hopefully she doesn't feel pressured to get some kind of surgery to make them even.
 
2013-02-02 01:38:47 PM

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


Shell probably age better than a lot of actresses simply because she doesn't seem like she'd ruin herself with surgery, like Tara Reid.
 
2013-02-02 01:39:58 PM

Mad_Radhu: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

Shell probably age better than a lot of actresses simply because she doesn't seem like she'd ruin herself with surgery, like Tara Reid.


Oye, here I was enjoying a delicious pepperoni pizza and then you go and say something like that!
 
2013-02-02 01:55:09 PM
The scene in Silver Linings Playbook where she's dancing with Chris Tucker... Great googly moogly.
 
2013-02-02 02:44:36 PM
Wonky Boobs was my sister's nickname in high school.
 
2013-02-02 02:55:54 PM

ActionJoe: How do you not recognize your boobs are uneven? Wouldn't a look in the mirror pretty much tell the story?

While she seems to be pretty down to earth, hopefully she doesn't feel pressured to get some kind of surgery to make them even.


Sometimes it is the uneven density of the breast tissue which is more likely to be noticed in x-rays or mammograms.

Nipples that resemble Marty Feldman eyes are another story
 
2013-02-02 02:56:13 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
What a doc with wonky boobs may look like
 
2013-02-02 03:16:36 PM
I don't know why this is news.  Don't most women have uneven boobs?  At least that's what I have heard.  Also my sympathies for everyone in the thread who has had pneumonia.  I had it when I was 29 and it was the worst I had ever felt in my entire life.  I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
 
2013-02-02 03:51:56 PM
Wonky bewbies? If I kiss them will they get all better?

/Annnnnd, off to my bunk!
 
2013-02-02 03:55:54 PM

hundreddollarman: /Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.


I would kill you with my bare hands for a bite of that sandwich.
 
2013-02-02 04:09:34 PM

calm like a bomb: hundreddollarman: /Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.

I would kill you with my bare hands for a bite of that sandwich.


I would gun you down with my AR-15 like so many schoolchildren to defend my sammich.

/Too soon?
//Don't really own an AR1-5.
 
2013-02-02 05:27:16 PM
Am I the only one who imagined wonky boobs as breasts with a keen interest in policy?
 
2013-02-02 05:46:13 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: hundreddollarman: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

People say that about Kate Upton. Doesn't we shouldn't enjoy ogling them.

/Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.

The way you think, I like it.


Seconded.
 
2013-02-02 05:59:42 PM

Lenny and Carl: Am I the only one who imagined wonky boobs as breasts with a keen interest in policy?


No, but I am curious about what her policies about her breasts ARE.
 
2013-02-02 06:23:31 PM
Sometimes asymmetry is good.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22800000/First-Class-Mystique- x -men-first-class-22813529-1400-935.jpg
 
2013-02-02 06:24:59 PM

BLink_Fark: Sometimes asymmetry is good.
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22800000/First-Class-Mystique- x -men-first-class-22813529-1400-935.jpg


The internetz. How do they work?
 
2013-02-02 06:29:33 PM

Mad_Radhu: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

Shell probably age better than a lot of actresses simply because she doesn't seem like she'd ruin herself with surgery, like Tara Reid.


I think she'll age exactly like Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski, since they seem to have been cloned from the same source. They should play a family in something. Get on it Hollywood.
 
2013-02-02 06:45:45 PM

BATMANATEE: I think she'll age exactly like Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski, since they seem to have been cloned from the same source. They should play a family in something. Get on it Hollywood.


Eh. Helen and LeeLee yes. Could be mother and daughter. But Helen's recent nude scenes show that J. Law has much more in the breastiage department.
 
2013-02-02 06:56:33 PM

catmandu: ActionJoe: How do you not recognize your boobs are uneven? Wouldn't a look in the mirror pretty much tell the story?

While she seems to be pretty down to earth, hopefully she doesn't feel pressured to get some kind of surgery to make them even.

Sometimes it is the uneven density of the breast tissue which is more likely to be noticed in x-rays or mammograms.

Nipples that resemble Marty Feldman eyes are another story


I will kill anyone that shops boobs with Marty Feldman eye nipples and posts it here.

And don't throw me in the briar patch.
 
2013-02-02 07:02:36 PM

dramboxf: BATMANATEE: I think she'll age exactly like Helen Hunt and Leelee Sobieski, since they seem to have been cloned from the same source. They should play a family in something. Get on it Hollywood.

Eh. Helen and LeeLee yes. Could be mother and daughter. But Helen's recent nude scenes show that J. Law has much more in the breastiage department.


As version 3.0, Ms. Lawrence got Hunt's acting talent and Sobieski's ample breastiage. It's a win win situation.
 
2013-02-02 07:08:42 PM

hundreddollarman: calm like a bomb: hundreddollarman: /Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.

I would kill you with my bare hands for a bite of that sandwich.

I would gun you down with my AR-15 like so many schoolchildren to defend my sammich.

/Too soon?
//Don't really own an AR1-5.


I would violate your constitutional rights, take away your AR-15, and bludgeon you repeatedly about the head and shoulders for a single morsel of bread from the sandwich.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-02 07:11:47 PM
Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.

I would apply mayo to that sandwich.
 
2013-02-02 07:14:47 PM

BATMANATEE: As version 3.0, Ms. Lawrence got Hunt's acting talent and Sobieski's ample breastiage. It's a win win situation.


I'm ok with this.
 
2013-02-02 07:42:54 PM

Repo Man: Now there's a good memory.


Rachel Ward. Dear. lord. yes.

I actually sat through all of "The Thorn Birds" and "Against All Odds" because she was that staggeringly hot.

pics.wikifeet.com

And so what if she's 55 now and looks 55? She got off the celebrity merry-go-round, had a mess of kids, and good for her.
 
2013-02-02 07:52:35 PM
She was awesome in Silver Linings Playbook.  And she's with the kid from About A Boy

/lucky bastard
 
2013-02-02 08:04:16 PM

BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.


Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.
 
2013-02-02 08:10:31 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.

Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.


X-Men First Class. The redux.

(you moron? I'm new here...)
 
2013-02-02 08:13:08 PM

BLink_Fark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.

Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.

X-Men First Class. The redux.

(you moron? I'm new here...)


Ah yes, that one.. It is I who is is the moron
 
2013-02-02 08:33:16 PM

BATMANATEE: As version 3.0, Ms. Lawrence got Hunt's acting talent and Sobieski's ample breastiage. It's a win win situation.


I have yet to see proof that Hunt can act...or nude boobage from Sobieski for that matter.

//The thing I like about Lawrence is she seems to get that the attention and money given to actors is stupid.
 
2013-02-02 09:11:14 PM

Martonio: She was awesome in Silver Linings Playbook.  And she's with the kid from About A Boy

/lucky bastard


They broke up. You've got a shot now.
 
2013-02-02 09:11:32 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.

Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.

X-Men First Class. The redux.

(you moron? I'm new here...)

Ah yes, that one.. It is I who is is the moron


You said is twice.
 
2013-02-02 09:13:02 PM
Also at the risk of earning myself the "Know how I know you're gay...?", Lawrence really is not that attractive. Someone mentioned Sobieski... I'd take her over Lawrence every. Single. Time.

/Since everyone cares what I think, in particular Lawrence and Sobieski!
//Call me, Leelee
 
2013-02-02 09:13:24 PM
butterface
 
2013-02-02 09:27:53 PM
Jen Lawrence boobs look fine to me.  Heck Jen Lawrence looks fine all around.  Though I will need a more thorough look....
 
2013-02-02 09:40:54 PM

Gulper Eel: Repo Man: Now there's a good memory.

Rachel Ward. Dear. lord. yes.

I actually sat through all of "The Thorn Birds" and "Against All Odds" because she was that staggeringly hot.

[pics.wikifeet.com image 420x705]

And so what if she's 55 now and looks 55? She got off the celebrity merry-go-round, had a mess of kids, and good for her.


Because aging is sad. We accept it, because we really have no choice. But imagine if she looked as she does now when she was 29, because of some sort of disease; everyone would say it was a tragic thing to have happen. Getting older may beat the alternative (a sudden and unexpected death when you are at your prime might actually be the best way to go, it's debatable), but speaking for myself, the only good part about it has been lower insurance rates. I just bought a new motorcycle, so I may not get a whole lot older.

Come on gerontologists, get cracking.
 
2013-02-02 10:04:42 PM
I would suck a fart out of her ass
 
2013-02-02 10:18:13 PM
Read "Jennifer Lawrence", thought "Vickie Lawrence".

I should probably stop drinking now.
 
2013-02-02 10:40:25 PM

MikeSass: Read "Jennifer Lawrence", thought "Vickie Lawrence".

I should probably stop drinking now.




Definitely don't go on Ebay.

EWTON, MA-In a solemn pledge to himself and the world, Kevin Wollersheim, the new owner of a complete Mama's Family video library, announced Monday that he will "never, ever again" shop the online auction house eBay while inebriated.

"Over the course of Saturday evening, Aug. 21, I drank two Jack and Cokes, somewhere in the vicinity of six to eight Icehouse beers, plus, I believe, at least one shot of Cuervo 1800 tequila," Wollersheim said at a press conference held in his apartment. "And, although I now have no memory of doing so, it is clear that I logged on to America Online and accessed eBay sometime before 2:28 a.m. early Sunday morning."

"During my visit to the eBay site," Wollersheim continued, his voice beginning to break, "for some reason known only to God, I entered a maximum bid of $300 in an auction for the entire episode run of the popular '80s situation comedy Mama's Family, starring Vicki Lawrence and Ken Berry."

"I won that auction," he added gravely.

Man With Complete Mama's Family Video Library Never Going On eBay Drunk Again
 
2013-02-02 11:45:50 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.

Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.

X-Men First Class. The redux.

(you moron? I'm new here...)

Ah yes, that one.. It is I who is is the moron



Just like Hugh Jackman as Logan/Wolverine, Rebecca Romijn made a cameo appearance in X-Men First Class.

Mystique/Raven was portrayed by Jennifer Lawrence in most of X-Men: First Class. HOWEVER, in a scene with Erik Lehnsherr, Rebecca Romijn appeared as the "older" Raven and the blue Mystique when she was told by Erik he prefers the "older and true" Raven.

http://www.arkhilario.com/2011/06/05/x-men-first-class-rebecca-romij n- cameo/

In summation...

ih1.redbubble.net

/*walks away, smugly*
//*jingling pocket change, whistling*
 
2013-02-03 01:00:51 AM

NateAsbestos: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: BLink_Fark: She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.

Rebecca Romaine Stamos was Mystique, you god damn moron.

X-Men First Class. The redux.

(you moron? I'm new here...)

Ah yes, that one.. It is I who is is the moron

You said is twice.


He really likes "is".
 
2013-02-03 01:48:53 AM
I had a fever or whatever when I was 19 in college. I missed a day and half of classes. I went to a doctor about a month later because I couldn't shake the cough. He's the only doctor who ever acted like he was mad at me. He said I was getting over double pneumonia. It could happen to anybody.
 
2013-02-03 05:30:05 AM
The bikini shot had me thinking that she's not exactly waifish in the upper body. I think she may well be perfect for Wonder Woman.

/I really didn't need to add that "for Wonder Woman" part
//added bonus: she can act
 
2013-02-03 04:01:04 PM

mjbok: BATMANATEE: As version 3.0, Ms. Lawrence got Hunt's acting talent and Sobieski's ample breastiage. It's a win win situation.

I have yet to see proof that Hunt can act...or nude boobage from Sobieski for that matter.



Helen Hunt is up for Best Supporting Access for her role in The Sessions this year, so you may want to check that one out.
 
2013-02-03 10:56:16 PM

Mad_Radhu: mjbok: BATMANATEE: As version 3.0, Ms. Lawrence got Hunt's acting talent and Sobieski's ample breastiage. It's a win win situation.

I have yet to see proof that Hunt can act...or nude boobage from Sobieski for that matter.


Helen Hunt is up for Best Supporting Access for her role in The Sessions this year, so you may want to check that one out.


An Oscar really doesn't necessarily mean you're a good actress.  The Sessions was okay.  If it was Helen Smith who gave the same performance she wouldn't have been nominated.

//Great body for her age, though.
 
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