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(The Sun)   Fark-ready headline: "Jennifer Lawrence stuns docs with wonky boobs"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 89
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2013-02-02 07:13:39 AM  
So... you're saying that she *isn't* on the level, then?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-02 07:24:45 AM  
OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?
 
2013-02-02 08:04:35 AM  
I'm no doctor but I'll take a look at them.
 
2013-02-02 08:08:37 AM  

edmo: I'm no doctor but I'll take a look at them.


Outta my way, you quack. Her legs may be slightly different lengths as well, and don't get me started on the slight imperfections there may be regarding her ass.
 
2013-02-02 09:15:17 AM  
I liked it when DeNiro was on Leno talking about his testicles.
 
2013-02-02 09:19:23 AM  
Jennifer, hon. It's time to show them in a movie.

K?
 
2013-02-02 09:22:12 AM  
More like Katnipss, am I right?

Up top!
 
2013-02-02 09:25:09 AM  
I have had pneumonia twice in my life. once when I was in my teens and once a few years ago. Both instances were brought on by a combination of bad wet weather and stress that exacerbated a bad cold/bronchitis. Jennifer Lawrence has recently finished filming the scenes in the hunger games that take place in the ocean, so that means extended time in water/wet clothing. She is flying back and forth doing press for Silver Linings Playbook and filming. I think it is more a matter of a hectic lifestyle

/not her publicist
/who knows, she may smoke meth.
 
2013-02-02 09:26:18 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Neither one. It's probably the result of the flu or a cold. Why would you think drug/lifestyle? It never fails to surprise how little people know about basic medicine.
 
2013-02-02 09:30:28 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Kinda what I was thinking. My gf has the same 'problem'; it's especially evident (to me) because they straddle the 'handful' line. As for the pneumonia, probably from filming in a damp environment (though you'd think they'd take better care of her). IIRC, rain/wetness/water is a recurring element in Catching Fire.
 
2013-02-02 09:32:48 AM  
She's adorable, and has one of the best sense of humors in hollywood.
 
2013-02-02 09:32:55 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Surely just bad luck.  Pneumonia is just an infection of one or both lungs.  No reason that you couldn't catch it if you were exposed to the right pathogen, especially if you weren't vaccinated against <i>streptococcus pneumoniae</i> bacteria (the most common cause) and/or had a depleted immune system from stress, poor diet, lack of sleep, etc.
 
2013-02-02 09:34:41 AM  
She genuinely seems like a cool person
 
2013-02-02 09:37:51 AM  
Stay with me on this:
Pneumonia is an inflammatory condition of the lung-affecting primarily the microscopic air sacs known as alveoli. It is usually caused by infection with viruses or bacteria and less commonly other microorganisms, certain drugs and other conditions such as autoimmune diseases.[Link]

That said, on closer inspection I would say

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-02-02 09:38:36 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


I had several bouts of it as a child. Had the tonsils removed and everything cleared up.
 
2013-02-02 09:49:46 AM  
Whar booby pics farkers? Whar?!?!?!?
 
2013-02-02 09:59:48 AM  
If I told her I don't my her slightly asymmetrical body, would she hold it against me?
 
2013-02-02 10:03:34 AM  
A modern day goddess.
 
2013-02-02 10:03:49 AM  
I had pneumonia a few years ago and had to have a chest x-ray.  When they put the film up, my husband started laughing.  I've always known my boobs were a little uneven, but that x-ray seemed to celebrate it.

Also, pneumonia is farking awful.
 
2013-02-02 10:06:48 AM  
Love me some J.Law.
 
2013-02-02 10:18:17 AM  
How many doctors did she stun? And what does she have in them things, anyway, that can stun people? Bricks?

Thanks, I'll be here all week.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-02 10:19:20 AM  
And what does she have in them things, anyway, that can stun people? Bricks?

Electric nipple caps. Touch just one and you're safe. Touch both at the same time and you close the circuit.
 
2013-02-02 10:20:53 AM  

mialynneb: I had pneumonia a few years ago and had to have a chest x-ray.  When they put the film up, my husband started laughing.  I've always known my boobs were a little uneven, but that x-ray seemed to celebrate it.

Also, pneumonia is farking awful.


Pics? EIP. ;)
 
2013-02-02 10:29:36 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


If you have a tendency to develop bronchitis from common viral infections, you have a higher probability of having pneumonia somewhere along the line.
 
2013-02-02 10:32:23 AM  
She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked.

By far.
 
2013-02-02 10:34:59 AM  
Real boobs are asymmetrical, and they can gain or lose weight separately.   It's okay ladies, us dudes love them when they're in our hands no matter the difference.
 
2013-02-02 10:42:56 AM  

Repo Man: If I told her I don't my her slightly asymmetrical body, would she hold it against me?


That's supposed to be mind, dammit.
 
2013-02-02 10:44:17 AM  
Ridiculously good looking.
 
2013-02-02 10:49:11 AM  

jmr61: She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked.

By far.


I was there!  We ran train!

/ imagination is  awesome!
 
2013-02-02 10:59:15 AM  
I'm available to consult.
 
2013-02-02 11:05:00 AM  
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2013-02-02 11:07:29 AM  
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2013-02-02 11:09:12 AM  
It is obvious in this shot that the one on her left is much larger.

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2013-02-02 11:09:19 AM  
She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.
 
2013-02-02 11:10:22 AM  
She was Mystique in XMen First Class. Not much left to the imagination with that costume.
 
2013-02-02 11:16:50 AM  

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


This.
 
2013-02-02 11:30:04 AM  

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


People say that about Kate Upton. Doesn't we shouldn't enjoy ogling them.

/Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.
 
2013-02-02 11:43:10 AM  
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?
 
2013-02-02 11:51:35 AM  

ZAZ: OK, so she has boobs like most women. What I want to know is, how does a 22 year old end up with pneumonia? Just bad luck, or a drug/lifestyle problem?


Bad luck very possible. My then 10 year old got it, and two weeks later, I got it too. It sucked, but we got over it okay.
 
2013-02-02 11:54:43 AM  

jmr61: She's the most attractive 22 year old I've ever farked off too.

By far.



Clearly some of your post was chopped off by the new posting tools. Not to worry, I FTFY.
 
2013-02-02 12:00:25 PM  
I had pneumonia and mono last fall.

/csb
//Jennifer Lawrence is a great actress.
 
2013-02-02 12:11:04 PM  

hundreddollarman: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

People say that about Kate Upton. Doesn't we shouldn't enjoy ogling them.

/Would love to be the meat in an Alison Brie-Jennifer Lawrence sammich.


The way you think, I like it.
 
2013-02-02 12:17:58 PM  
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2013-02-02 12:36:43 PM  
I will volunteer to hold them right Ms Lawrence, if I must.
 
2013-02-02 12:49:38 PM  

Scaevola: Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?




Now there's a good memory.

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The photos of how she looks now make me sad.
 
2013-02-02 01:31:13 PM  
How do you not recognize your boobs are uneven? Wouldn't a look in the mirror pretty much tell the story?

While she seems to be pretty down to earth, hopefully she doesn't feel pressured to get some kind of surgery to make them even.
 
2013-02-02 01:38:47 PM  

LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.


Shell probably age better than a lot of actresses simply because she doesn't seem like she'd ruin herself with surgery, like Tara Reid.
 
2013-02-02 01:39:58 PM  

Mad_Radhu: LDM90: She's hot but she's not going to age well. Mark my words. MARK THEM.

Shell probably age better than a lot of actresses simply because she doesn't seem like she'd ruin herself with surgery, like Tara Reid.


Oye, here I was enjoying a delicious pepperoni pizza and then you go and say something like that!
 
2013-02-02 01:55:09 PM  
The scene in Silver Linings Playbook where she's dancing with Chris Tucker... Great googly moogly.
 
2013-02-02 02:44:36 PM  
Wonky Boobs was my sister's nickname in high school.
 
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