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(Daily Mail)   Alabama 'survivalist killer' wants own reality show in exchange for five-year-old hostage   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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11380 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2013 at 6:58 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-02 12:19:41 AM  
5 votes:
Give it to him. Episode one, slow motion video of a dozen cops pumping him full of lead.
2013-02-02 12:25:39 AM  
4 votes:
Sure... come up and sign your exclusive contract for American Sniper
2013-02-02 08:18:58 AM  
3 votes:
They should get Glenn Beck to come over there and talk to him, and have him pull out his chalkboard to show him how holing up in a bunker with a child hostage is just what the government wants him to do so they can steal all the guns out of his house and sell his property to turn it into a Muslim temple that performs abortions and gay marriages.  He'll be out of that bunker waving his gun in an instant, and it will be the first time in history Glenn Beck will have done something worthwhile.
2013-02-02 07:46:15 AM  
3 votes:
The guy is stuck in a tiny windowless bunker with a 5-year old ass pie with ADHD. He can't last much longer.
2013-02-02 07:25:24 AM  
2 votes:
Great, just what we need... another nut job drinking his own pee on the Discovery Channel.
2013-02-02 01:03:49 AM  
2 votes:
Maybe something with leather seats and really crappy mileage?
2013-02-02 11:49:21 AM  
1 vote:

BalugaJoe: force him to watch Fark-TV.  He will come out quickly.


You sick bastard, there's an innocent person in there!  What if the child watches that!
2013-02-02 11:15:07 AM  
1 vote:
With the way things are going in the USA, I think the guy may have a legitimate beef with the government.
Why don't we just hear him out.  It's a shame that he was driven to do what some people consider insane.
But I think most people are deluding themselves if they think the government didn't screw this guy over.
2013-02-02 10:41:32 AM  
1 vote:
Clearly this is just another false flag event conducted by the Liberal Obama Government.  They were losing some steam in the gun control talks now that Sandy has calmed down, what better way to convince all the sheeple that all guns need to be taken away from everyone?  Who really kills an innocent bus driver, and steals an innocent kid?  That doesn't happen unless someone way up high is calling the shots.  What are the chances that the the culprit just happens to take a kid with a diagnosed mental disorder?  Yes, me thinks it was all done to garner more support and more calls of 'won't someone think of the children!' from the sheeple.  This is how it starts, once all our guns are taken away we'll all be saying Heil Obama, or we'll be sent to concentration camps.  They've pretty much emptied the one in Guantanamo Bay of the real threats to 'Merica, so that's the first they'll fill.
2013-02-02 09:04:21 AM  
1 vote:

macadamnut: digistil: That said, I'd be very surprised if it was anything other than PTSD.

How about "he's a corn-fed idiot"?


This. A steady diet of Fox "News" and the usual Baptist End-of-the-World-Here's-How-to-Prepare-For-It indoctrination is more than enough to create a paranoid personality all by itself.
2013-02-02 08:51:23 AM  
1 vote:
I dunno, the lead in "Ow! My Balls!" might be appropriate.
2013-02-02 08:36:17 AM  
1 vote:
What's his freeper handle?
2013-02-02 08:29:22 AM  
1 vote:

Fast Moon: They should get Glenn Beck to come over there and talk to him, and have him pull out his chalkboard to show him how holing up in a bunker with a child hostage is just what the government wants him to do so they can steal all the guns out of his house and sell his property to turn it into a Muslim temple that performs abortions and gay marriages.  He'll be out of that bunker waving his gun in an instant, and it will be the first time in history Glenn Beck will have done something worthwhile.


I don't think you are serious but this is a good idea.
2013-02-02 07:40:50 AM  
1 vote:

Hobodeluxe: we should see if he would trade the boy for Glenn Beck and Alex Jones.


If we do this, can we just bulldoze over the bunker?
2013-02-02 07:21:57 AM  
1 vote:
If the child wasn't mentally handicap I would say wait him out. Since the child is pump a poisonous gas down there and be done with it.
2013-02-02 07:02:56 AM  
1 vote:
Send in a cop pretending to be a reporter, with one of those fake cellphones that is actually a stun-gun. Once the boy is clear (either released or cop is between maniac and the boy), unleash the fury of Tesla on that moran!
2013-02-02 06:59:58 AM  
1 vote:
force him to watch Fark-TV.  He will come out quickly.
2013-02-02 06:56:08 AM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: Maybe something with leather seats and really crappy mileage?


You let the minor go, and we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.
 
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