BalugaJoe: force him to watch Fark-TV. He will come out quickly.
macadamnut: digistil: That said, I'd be very surprised if it was anything other than PTSD.How about "he's a corn-fed idiot"?
Fast Moon: They should get Glenn Beck to come over there and talk to him, and have him pull out his chalkboard to show him how holing up in a bunker with a child hostage is just what the government wants him to do so they can steal all the guns out of his house and sell his property to turn it into a Muslim temple that performs abortions and gay marriages. He'll be out of that bunker waving his gun in an instant, and it will be the first time in history Glenn Beck will have done something worthwhile.
Hobodeluxe: we should see if he would trade the boy for Glenn Beck and Alex Jones.
whither_apophis: Maybe something with leather seats and really crappy mileage?
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