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(Telegraph)   Eight brilliant true stories about Bill Murray   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 16
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2013-02-02 09:21:08 AM  
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Snatch Bandergrip: Glazer is married to the actress Kelly Lynch

The lesbian from Top Gun?


no, that's Tom Cruise.
2013-02-02 01:36:21 PM  
2 votes:
   accomplished the difficult Mother/daughter 3some...Lisa and Mrs Loopner.
2013-02-02 09:52:29 AM  
2 votes:

funktilious_j: Snatch Bandergrip: Glazer is married to the actress Kelly Lynch

The lesbian from Top Gun?

no, that's Tom Cruise.


Can't be. That would imply that he likes vaginas.
2013-02-02 08:48:24 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-02 01:14:57 AM  
2 votes:

HotWingAgenda: (Audio enhancement has since indicated that the line is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MV7Sym8bIQ&feature=player_embedded">"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, OK?")

That's incredibly lame.  I want to see all the outtakes where he leans in and whispers something filthy that makes her crack up.


something like "you have great titts and I want to plow you a new vagina"?
2013-02-02 01:10:37 AM  
2 votes:
We were eating at Flippers in San Francisco a few years back when Murray walks in with Dana Carvey & noticed we recognized them Murray walks over picks up my friends burger takes a bite and with his mouth full says nobody is ever going to believe you then walks back to his table.
2013-02-02 05:06:43 PM  
1 votes:
Just when I think I'm getting sick of Murray's 'enigma' I read something like this.

Sorta like Springsteen when he would go record shopping in Madison before a concert. This was before he believed his own PR.

Still marvel at Dylan getting talked to by the police a few years back for walking around a neighborhood the afternoon before a show; an older woman thought he looked suspecious(sp) and called the cops.
Dylan didn't have any ID and the (young) cops didn't recognize him so they drove him back to concert hall where someone vouched for him.
2013-02-02 11:35:08 AM  
1 votes:

Ooba Tooba: Also met Mr Murray at a car show. Gas city Indiana '07. A rodder was having trouble getting his '68 Charger started. Murray popped the hood, fiddled around a bit, and told the guy to start it. It fired right up, and the guy got out to see what Bill did. Mr Murray just pointed to the carburetor and said ""there's your problem, buddy, you didn't have one of these." In the spot he was pointing to was the bowtie Mr Murray removed from his own neck. Chevy guy, Bill.


I'll never believe you.
2013-02-02 10:56:14 AM  
1 votes:
He is truly our greatest acting treasure.

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2013-02-02 07:08:42 AM  
1 votes:
Conspicuously missing from the list...

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His service in the Russian army during WW I
2013-02-02 06:52:25 AM  
1 votes:
Bill Murray turned me into a newt!
2013-02-02 02:07:16 AM  
1 votes:
That's it. From now on, I'm totally believing any story about Bill Murray that I hear.
2013-02-02 01:40:17 AM  
1 votes:
Bill Murray once traveled back in time to give a king in North Korea a unicorn to ride as his steed.  Just before jumping on his time machine to return to the present, Bill Murray turned back to the king and whispered, "No one will ever believe you."
2013-02-02 01:12:01 AM  
1 votes:
(Audio enhancement has since indicated that the line is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MV7Sym8bIQ&feature=player_embedded">"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, OK?")

That's incredibly lame.  I want to see all the outtakes where he leans in and whispers something filthy that makes her crack up.
2013-02-02 12:30:32 AM  
1 votes:
Bill Murray was arrested in 1971 at O'Hare airport with nine pounds of marijuana. It appears Belushi had instructed, "only nine pounds this weekend, Bill. I'm trying to cut back."
2013-02-02 12:02:45 AM  
1 votes:
Just in time for Groundhog Day!
 
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