Just in time for Groundhog Day!

fusillade762: Just in time for Groundhog Day!

I expect to see this article posted to the Entertainment tab no fewer than seven times.

We were eating at Flippers in San Francisco a few years back when Murray walks in with Dana Carvey & noticed we recognized them Murray walks over picks up my friends burger takes a bite and with his mouth full says nobody is ever going to believe you then walks back to his table.

(Audio enhancement has since indicated that the line is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MV7Sym8bIQ&feature=player_embedded">"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, OK?")

That's incredibly lame.  I want to see all the outtakes where he leans in and whispers something filthy that makes her crack up.

HotWingAgenda: (Audio enhancement has since indicated that the line is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MV7Sym8bIQ&feature=player_embedded">"I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, OK?")

That's incredibly lame.  I want to see all the outtakes where he leans in and whispers something filthy that makes her crack up.

something like "you have great titts and I want to plow you a new vagina"?

Triumph: 8. The deaf assistant
During the production of  Groundhog Day, Murray was going through his first divorce, even crankier than usual, and prone to disappearing for hours at a time. To ease 'communication' between the star, director Harold Ramis and the studio, Murray was asked to hire a personal assistant. His solution was to employ an assistant who was profoundly deaf and spoke only in sign language, which nobody else on set - including Murray - could speak. As Ramis told  : "Bill said, 'Don't worry, I'm going to learn sign language.'

Ok, that's funny, but I hope the deaf guy was in on the joke from the beginning.

It's OK, they only laughed when his back was turned.

He took my eye out in a bar fight.

/no one ever believes me

Bill Murray once traveled back in time to give a king in North Korea a unicorn to ride as his steed.  Just before jumping on his time machine to return to the present, Bill Murray turned back to the king and whispered, "No one will ever believe you."

That story about assholes in Brooklyn is further proof that we must nuke Brooklyn from orbit. What kind of mindset do you have to have to think, "you know what would be a good idea? Telling Bill Murray, who was nice enough to come to this party, about everything wrong he's doing with his life."

That's it. From now on, I'm totally believing any story about Bill Murray that I hear.

We used to meet every Thursday morning at 5:30 am and exchange Doritos for golf tips

/True story, Pauma Valley Country Club.

ThatBillmanGuy: That's it. From now on, I'm totally believing any story about Bill Murray that I hear.

I don't believe you.

the stories with Murray and HST gallivanting around Aspen in drunken, drugged haze are the best.
/Met Mr Murray once at the Glendale, CA car show in early '03. Nice guy, very personable.

"They stiffed me!"

Bill Murray turned me into a newt!

fusillade762: Just in time for Groundhog Day!



/unlike T-Rex, I have seen it
//but only twice
///which means I might as well have not seen it

Glazer is married to the actress Kelly Lynch

The lesbian from Top Gun?

funktilious_j: Snatch Bandergrip: Glazer is married to the actress Kelly Lynch

The lesbian from Top Gun?

no, that's Tom Cruise.

Can't be. That would imply that he likes vaginas.

Well, the Army's Human Resource Center of Excellence at Fort Knox may be memorialized for a general killed on 9-11, but the "unofficial" name is the "William James Murray" building.

Yes the site is where "Stripes" was filmed.

Betty White, Bill Murray & Bacon

buntz: Betty White, Bill Murray & Bacon

The Killer Bs

He is truly our greatest acting treasure.

Ooba Tooba: Also met Mr Murray at a car show. Gas city Indiana '07. A rodder was having trouble getting his '68 Charger started. Murray popped the hood, fiddled around a bit, and told the guy to start it. It fired right up, and the guy got out to see what Bill did. Mr Murray just pointed to the carburetor and said ""there's your problem, buddy, you didn't have one of these." In the spot he was pointing to was the bowtie Mr Murray removed from his own neck. Chevy guy, Bill.

I'll never believe you.

He and my brother-in-law stole a golf cart.

/csb

He played at a golf course my buddy used to work for in South Jersey back in 2006. Posed for a picture then hopped on a golf cart to continue his game. As a fan of Caddyshack, it was like the holy grail just randomly seeing him there and being able to take a photo.

/Saw the picture so I believe it
//csb

We used to meet every Thursday morning at 5:30 am and exchange stories about fark.com, Kelly Clarkson heeling it down the drain, and golf tips

He and my brother-in-law stole a golf cart and a pair of walmark rascals.

/True story, Pauma Valley Country Club.

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: the Road House story is one of my favorite anythings ever.

As well it should be.

*nods proudly*

Just when I think I'm getting sick of Murray's 'enigma' I read something like this.

Sorta like Springsteen when he would go record shopping in Madison before a concert. This was before he believed his own PR.

Still marvel at Dylan getting talked to by the police a few years back for walking around a neighborhood the afternoon before a show; an older woman thought he looked suspecious(sp) and called the cops.
Dylan didn't have any ID and the (young) cops didn't recognize him so they drove him back to concert hall where someone vouched for him.

Kyosuke: funktilious_j: Snatch Bandergrip: Glazer is married to the actress Kelly Lynch

The lesbian from Top Gun?

no, that's Tom Cruise.

Can't be. That would imply that he likes vaginas.

I thought the lesbian in Top Gun was Kelly Preston