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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   County Commissioner dead, found in lake with hands tied and a gunshot wound to the head, to be ruled suicide. Not sure I agree with you a 100% on your police work, there, Lou   (ajc.com) divider line 11
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2013-02-02 02:50:27 AM
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nmemkha: Where did it go? Guns don't float nor do they move on their own accord. If it was a suicide, wouldn't the gun be nearby?


Somebody pried it from his cold, dead hand.
2013-02-02 02:58:56 AM
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Now is not the time to have the discussion on lake control.
2013-02-02 04:37:32 AM
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It's a good thing Jessica Fetcher is leaving her native soils of Cabot Cove this weekend to visit her nephew Jeff down in Savannah. I suspect she'll run into the sheriff running this case.

Oh, she'll be reluctant to help out at first, but she'll notice something about the case that just doesn't make sense, but that she can't yet put her finger on . . .

"You're not suggesting, Jessica . . . "

"That's right, sheriff. The commissioner's death wasn't a suicide. It was murder. The question is: who?"

All that and more, tonight, on Murder, She Wrote.
2013-02-02 03:05:08 AM
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2013-02-02 02:51:41 AM
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LowbrowDeluxe: "I mean, come on, if crossing the Gamboni's isn't suicide, then I don't know what the word even means.  Whew.  Alright, back to the station, boys."


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What crossing Zambonis might look like
2013-02-02 02:46:24 AM
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"I mean, come on, if crossing the Gamboni's isn't suicide, then I don't know what the word even means.  Whew.  Alright, back to the station, boys."
2013-02-02 03:01:49 AM
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2013-02-02 02:56:54 AM
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PunGent: nmemkha: Police found the body of 52-year-old Glynn County Commissioner Tom Sublett early on Dec. 11 in the water beside a docked boat on St. Simons Island. His wallet was in his back pocket and still contained his driver's license and credit cards. An empty gun holster and a magazine loaded with 9mm bullets were found in Sublett's car nearby, but no gun was recovered.

Where did it go? Guns don't float nor do they move on their own accord. If it was a suicide, wouldn't the gun be nearby?

He tied it to a balloon, so it floated away after he shot himself.

/it's possible I watch too much TV


Some kid in Africa is going to be so happy.  God does give out Glocks.
2013-02-02 02:55:37 AM
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Actually, what a brilliant life insurance plot. It won't cover suicide, so you pull a rural cobain and rig it so that you fall in the lake with your hands bound after being shot. Might have to be a little clever with the rigging, but it's not unimaginable.Naturally, it's kindof hard not to assume homicide in that case, and voila! Your family gets a check.

//it's been a morbid evening.
2013-02-02 02:48:35 AM
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Where was Hillary?
2013-02-01 10:13:41 PM
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