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(WWSB ABC 7)   Today's random Jesus sighting brought to you by.......the back of a fish-shaped piece of Corona case   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, religious symbols, Fred Truluck  
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4288 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Feb 2013 at 6:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-02 07:55:23 AM  
1 vote:
I'm really hoping for the day I find a potato chip, some toast, or a Dorito that looks like Jesus. I'll put a video of it on YouTube expounding the miracle of His image appearing to me... just before I eat it on camera!

/Apophenia, FFS!
2013-02-02 06:29:31 AM  
1 vote:
My dog took a poop that looked like the virgin mary. I should have taken a picture to see if I could get it in a paper.

We should make it a fark contest.
1. Bunch of farkers find stupid shiat and claim it looks like jesus or VM
2. Send it to papers
3. First one to to get a story published using the name gene masseth wins
4. Profit!
Maybe dear leader would donate a year of TF for the winner or something.
2013-02-02 06:26:45 AM  
1 vote:

Still the best.
2013-02-02 06:21:24 AM  
1 vote:
'Murcan Jesus would only appear on a Bud case, or, barring that, a grease stain on a Dale Jr. flag.
2013-02-02 12:03:07 AM  
1 vote:
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