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(io9)   Nick Cage was almost Superman. Your argument is invalid   (io9.com) divider line 15
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2013-02-02 06:57:12 AM
3 votes:
He missed out on Paul Blart mall cop too...

i.imgur.com

And after all that research
2013-02-01 11:55:41 PM
2 votes:
img152.imageshack.us
2013-02-02 04:07:45 PM
1 votes:

Solon Isonomia: Say what you want about whether he looks the part and whatnot, but there is no doubt the man just loves Supes. The guy is a massive fanboy - sometimes that's a a quality missing in superhero casting.


So is Jerry Seinfeld, and he'd make a better Superman.
2013-02-02 12:15:36 PM
1 votes:
www.downtheroadshow.com

Yeah....no.... that wouldn't have worked.
2013-02-02 10:37:41 AM
1 votes:
d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-02-02 09:06:42 AM
1 votes:
Cage is Michael Caine 2.0He will literally do any movie for money.
2013-02-02 08:51:31 AM
1 votes:
Is there any actor in Hollywood who is more disconnected in his self-image from what he's actually good at than Nic Cage? He so desperately wants to be an action hero, yet he's only slightly less goofy than Eugene Levy.

The closest I can think of is Kevin Costner. He loves to make big, sweeping thematic epics like Waterworld, but he's so much better at small, intimate, intense stories like No Way Out. But even he's a distant second to the madness that is Nic Cage.
2013-02-02 06:09:14 AM
1 votes:
Welcome back to Earth, <b>Smitty</b>. I see you're catching up on the internet. Did you we now have  telephones that can surf the web? Crazy!
2013-02-02 04:57:27 AM
1 votes:
Dammit, the URL got mangled, and the "Use HTML Buttons" link doesn't work for me now that I had to block the "PLEASE DON'T ADBLOCK THIS WHINY BANNER" banner in Adblock.
2013-02-02 04:04:14 AM
1 votes:
Would have happened too if it was for those farking bees

cdn2.screenjunkies.com
2013-02-02 03:56:11 AM
1 votes:

MBK: Hearing Kevin Smith tell the story of the Superman movie that almost was (Superman was a "caged killer", no flying, no costume, huge SPIDER out of nowhere) is pretty amusing.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgYhLIThTvk
2013-02-02 03:35:03 AM
1 votes:

Surool: How many times is this story going to be posted as news?


jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-02 03:31:14 AM
1 votes:

Surool: How many times is this story going to be posted as news?


Like a number of other things on Fark, apparently once every six months for the rest of our lives.
MBK [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 09:53:01 PM
1 votes:
Hearing Kevin Smith tell the story of the Superman movie that almost was (Superman was a "caged killer", no flying, no costume, huge SPIDER out of nowhere) is pretty amusing.
2013-02-01 09:50:11 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.comfarm1.staticflickr.com
 
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