Spiralmonkey: Yep, 6 people are injured, not dead. What's your point, subby?
Pocket Ninja: If the people he attacked had been carrying knives themselves, this wouldn't have been a problem.
LordJiro: Meanwhile, in the gun-free utopia of Canada ...A guy went nuts and injured five people. I
Gyrfalcon: Now if any of those victims had been armed with a gun, the stabber would be dead now. And clearly that would be better. For some reason.
crab66: Oh hey look. Everyone survived someone being a crazy asshole.If only they all had guns this would have never happened.And by that I mean several people would certainly be dead.
Elegy: Clearly Canada needs to ban assault knives.
maram500: Elegy: Clearly Canada needs to ban assault knives.I must find one of those. Its like taking a crowbar with a scope to a whole new level of awesome...
Old enough to know better: What's the Canadian mental health care system like?
ows: oh man, just glad it wasn't a sharpened hockey stick ay.
illannoyin: Oh yeah? Check out this Canadian cut...[funnycrave.frsucrave.netdna-cdn.com image 570x463]No, that's not missing a letter./Moose knuckle
Mentat: Canada needs to ban high-capacity knives.
BraveNewCheneyWorld: Spiralmonkey: Yep, 6 people are injured, not dead. What's your point, subby?Not every stabbing is meant to kill the target. If someone stabs you even once, you're pretty much at their mercy after that, because you're not fighting back very well, and you're not outrunning them.
Fark_Guy_Rob: If I wanted to kill a lot of people....the most people possible. I wouldn't use a gun. I wouldn't use a knife. I'd use explosives and fire. And you can't regulate either of those things. A can of gasoline, some chains, some locks, and you can kill everyone in the room. The worst school killing in the US didn't involve guns.Explosives are much harder to track, easier to get and can be set off in a variety of different ways.
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