ExperianScaresCthulhu: MagSeven: Romero's first "Zombie" was a running zombie.that's why i don't get criticism of fast zombies as unrealistic in a zombie universe. yeah, slow zombies are waaaaaaaaaay more scary than fast zombies, but fast zombies are also canon./i also don't get criticism of the intelligent zombies of the first season of the tv version of Walking Dead//if the lizard part of the brain survives, why not rudimentary tool manipulation and memory in the fresh corpse?
FullMetalPanda: Alphax: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Creativity-wise the zombie genre is at the point in the Porn Career Arc where it is reduced to blowing farm animals on a webcam for meth.The concept needs to lie fallow for a few years, but, cash-cow-wise the genre is roaring along, so we'll soon see a lot more "Warm Bodies" style material. Once we see the Buddy Cop flick where one cop is a zombie, the Group of Friends Hang Out sitcom where at least one friend is a zombie and, the final death knell, the CBS police procedural CSI: Braaaaains.They had 'Dead Heat', with cops that became zombies, with Joe Piscopo..I liked 'Dead Heat'!!!
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