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(KHOU Houston)   Energy drink with name that invokes 'prostitution in a can' pulled from store   (khou.com) divider line 57
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2013-02-01 08:43:39 PM  
72 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Tang?
2013-02-01 09:01:00 PM  
17 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?
2013-02-01 09:07:43 PM  
14 votes:

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?


www.wtfeck.com
2013-02-01 08:40:58 PM  
13 votes:
Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.
2013-02-01 09:01:22 PM  
11 votes:
proon tang
2013-02-01 09:09:09 PM  
8 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

feministing.com
2013-02-01 09:06:24 PM  
8 votes:
Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?
2013-02-01 09:04:28 PM  
6 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Felch?
2013-02-01 09:36:12 PM  
5 votes:
pics.blameitonthevoices.com
2013-02-01 09:28:41 PM  
5 votes:
editorial.designtaxi.com

/ subtle
2013-02-01 09:12:57 PM  
5 votes:
So what's this vulgar name? "Clitonic"?
2013-02-01 09:03:34 PM  
5 votes:
Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.
2013-02-01 09:25:38 PM  
4 votes:
Santorum Cream Soda?
2013-02-01 09:21:16 PM  
4 votes:
Grandmas Old Fashioned Cooter Juice
2013-02-01 09:04:08 PM  
4 votes:

John Buck 41: Mulva?

Dolores!

2013-02-02 12:32:39 AM  
3 votes:
www.banglavisionshop.com
2013-02-01 09:53:02 PM  
3 votes:

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


jokes.mtvnimages.com
Who the hell is "Guy Meat-Drapes"?
2013-02-01 09:18:55 PM  
3 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.



Ho Loko
2013-02-01 09:13:22 PM  
3 votes:
www.paklinks.com
2013-02-01 09:09:30 PM  
3 votes:
Two girls one can?
2013-02-02 01:26:59 AM  
2 votes:
farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-02-01 11:51:58 PM  
2 votes:
meanwhile at the bottling plant...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-01 10:37:01 PM  
2 votes:
Is it Caturday already?
2013-02-01 10:29:45 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-01 09:42:50 PM  
2 votes:
the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs sumpoosiecatinabottle.com
2013-02-01 09:40:04 PM  
2 votes:
Thunder Muscle?
2013-02-01 09:38:34 PM  
2 votes:
I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.
2013-02-01 09:29:47 PM  
2 votes:
Cockstar?
2013-02-01 09:24:48 PM  
2 votes:
Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings
2013-02-01 09:17:08 PM  
2 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Yoohoo Hooha
2013-02-01 09:06:08 PM  
2 votes:
Tang, loved it!
2013-02-01 08:57:51 PM  
2 votes:
fark censorship in the Boobies.
2013-02-02 05:43:05 AM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 03:36:26 AM  
1 votes:

Deacon Blue: Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.


Produced and distributed by Whor-mel.
2013-02-02 03:10:12 AM  
1 votes:
Here's the jingle...

(NSFW - very explicit)
2013-02-02 01:27:52 AM  
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...

Howabout "hooch"?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net


"You called?"
2013-02-01 11:56:00 PM  
1 votes:

robot monkey: vaginal hubris


The Greek chorus for that must be... horrifying.
2013-02-01 11:53:43 PM  
1 votes:
vaginal hubris
2013-02-01 11:33:48 PM  
1 votes:
On rare occasions, a marketing stunt
Elicits pearl-clutching for being too blunt
Such was the case here, I think
When the biz named a drink
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored]
2013-02-01 11:08:56 PM  
1 votes:
img1.findthebest.com

They do it with the finest beer too

2013-02-01 11:07:30 PM  
1 votes:
OMG words.
2013-02-01 10:23:34 PM  
1 votes:
bonus 'tentacle grape' image
th01.deviantart.net

/fap
2013-02-01 10:20:51 PM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

/really Fark, this has been done yet?
2013-02-01 10:09:28 PM  
1 votes:
What flavor is it?

/sorry, late to the party
2013-02-01 09:52:38 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
Gigolo in a bottle?

Also:
www.fitstatic.com
Not a dirty name, but this stuff is potent.
2013-02-01 09:45:10 PM  
1 votes:

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: Red Hole gives you red wiiiiiiiiiiiiings


I like
2013-02-01 09:38:52 PM  
1 votes:
cdn2-b.examiner.com
2013-02-01 09:31:57 PM  
1 votes:
Hey dude, wanna help me down this case of cum dumpster?
2013-02-01 09:27:45 PM  
1 votes:
Choco Taco?
2013-02-01 09:27:00 PM  
1 votes:
If I can't get me some Pussy, I'll stick with my Dickens' Cider . . .

revimgs.bevnet.com
2013-02-01 09:21:47 PM  
1 votes:
Monster?
2013-02-01 09:17:07 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-01 09:16:26 PM  
1 votes:

Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?


No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.
2013-02-01 09:15:33 PM  
1 votes:
The Drip?
gja
2013-02-01 09:12:58 PM  
1 votes:
I'm laughing SO farking hard at some of this. Damnit I  love Fark sometimes.
2013-02-01 09:04:47 PM  
1 votes:
Taint?
2013-02-01 09:01:10 PM  
1 votes:
FTA: <i>"I think it's disgraceful," said Emma Broussard, an officer with the Independence Heights <b>Super Neighborhood Association</b>. "I don't want this out here." </i>

If you're an officer of a Super Neighborhood Association, does that mean you're a Super coont?
 
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