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2013-02-01 08:40:46 PM
34 votes:
If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.
2013-02-01 08:43:39 PM
11 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Tang?
2013-02-01 09:04:29 PM
6 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.
2013-02-01 09:09:09 PM
4 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

feministing.com
2013-02-01 09:06:24 PM
3 votes:
Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?
2013-02-01 08:40:58 PM
3 votes:
Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.
2013-02-01 08:39:07 PM
3 votes:
cdn03.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
2013-02-01 11:08:56 PM
2 votes:
img1.findthebest.com

They do it with the finest beer too

2013-02-01 10:55:50 PM
2 votes:

NFA: America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU


Not necessarily. UK/European Farkers can probably confirm, but my German friends are astonished by our prudishness in the US and what we won't show/say relating to sex and swear words (particularly relative to female anatomy), but appalled at what we will show here in terms of violence and gore, which is generally not shown in Europe.
2013-02-01 09:28:41 PM
2 votes:
editorial.designtaxi.com

/ subtle
2013-02-01 09:13:46 PM
2 votes:

whistleridge: brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.

Coont. Twat. Axe Wound. Gash. Yogurt-spattered Orchid. Bearded Clam. Ummm...*checks internet*

Ah. Here we go:

[feministing.com image 850x856]


"Quivering quim" needs to be revived as a phrase.
2013-02-01 09:06:09 PM
2 votes:

brap: Hmmm, I just saw a newscast and I'd like to try a cool refreshing glass of Ovary?  Vagina?  Uterus?  Lady of the Night Assplay?  Lady Juice?  She who shall not be namederade?

Help me out, I'm grasping at straws here.


i.ytimg.com

Wouldn't be offended.  She's be offended if you DIDN'T allow it in your store.
2013-02-01 09:01:00 PM
2 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


JESUS AITCH FARKING CHRISTO! THIS!

Mulva?
2013-02-02 05:43:05 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-02 01:55:33 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


The same pussies that are against the second amendment don't want the first, either.
2013-02-02 12:32:39 AM
1 votes:
www.banglavisionshop.com
2013-02-01 11:51:44 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.


The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.
2013-02-01 10:15:52 PM
1 votes:
That was some of the best free advertising I've ever seen.
2013-02-01 09:45:08 PM
1 votes:

WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.


You've been keeping that one for months, waiting for the right opportunity, haven't you?

I'm not disapproving, you realize, merely commenting.
2013-02-01 09:24:38 PM
1 votes:
There was a drink they used to sell at a lingerie coffee shop around here called "in the pink" or some such thing. And yes, it was pink. Like pepto bismol pink.
2013-02-01 09:20:00 PM
1 votes:
Shame Cave is a drink now?
2013-02-01 09:18:52 PM
1 votes:
Mulvatine?

Be sure to dink your Mulvatine!
2013-02-01 09:16:39 PM
1 votes:
Try a new name:  Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"
2013-02-01 09:12:57 PM
1 votes:
So what's this vulgar name? "Clitonic"?
2013-02-01 09:07:43 PM
1 votes:

Krieghund: Pussy in a can? Isn't that a Fleshlight?


www.wtfeck.com
2013-02-01 09:07:05 PM
1 votes:
Fizzbiatch!
GUN!

/IT'S CRYSTAL METH IN A CAN!
2013-02-01 09:04:08 PM
1 votes:

John Buck 41: Mulva?

Dolores!

2013-02-01 09:03:34 PM
1 votes:
Prostitution in a can is the best idea I've heard in a year.
2013-02-01 09:01:10 PM
1 votes:
FTA: <i>"I think it's disgraceful," said Emma Broussard, an officer with the Independence Heights <b>Super Neighborhood Association</b>. "I don't want this out here." </i>

If you're an officer of a Super Neighborhood Association, does that mean you're a Super coont?
2013-02-01 08:57:51 PM
1 votes:
fark censorship in the Boobies.
 
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