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2013-02-01 10:39:35 PM  

Trucker: Try a new name:  Hookers and Blow.

"Hookers and Blow...Hookers and Blow...I'm gonna to get me some Hookers and Blow"


Liquor and whores,
Liquor and whores,
whiskey and weed*
and mustard and baloney and liquor and whores

*know that line is wrong, but can't recall what it's supposed to be
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 10:42:35 PM  
Christy Canyon's cooler?

/have a slight fudgy taste
 
2013-02-01 10:44:43 PM  

dopekitty74: *know that line is wrong, but can't recall what it's supposed to be


cigarettes and dope
 
2013-02-01 10:49:14 PM  
What was that?  Something about Prince Albert?
 
2013-02-01 10:49:25 PM  
Some sort of bloody mary mix?
 
2013-02-01 10:54:21 PM  
OneFretAway:
"Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!"

Wait, so if the item is called pussy, how does that "invoke prostitution"?
 
2013-02-01 10:55:50 PM  

NFA: America has become a bunch of panty waist prunes.  When UK allows something on the air but we don't in the US, it's a sign we've gone bay shiat crazy.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r37IYaFrCMU


Not necessarily. UK/European Farkers can probably confirm, but my German friends are astonished by our prudishness in the US and what we won't show/say relating to sex and swear words (particularly relative to female anatomy), but appalled at what we will show here in terms of violence and gore, which is generally not shown in Europe.
 
2013-02-01 11:03:24 PM  
This thread is disgusting.


I love it.
 
2013-02-01 11:04:45 PM  

whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:


No "Axe Wound" ?
 
2013-02-01 11:05:54 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:

No "Axe Wound" ?


You get Rusty Axe Wound... What more do you want?
 
2013-02-01 11:07:15 PM  

aaronius: WhoopAssWayne: whistleridge: Ah. Here we go:

No "Axe Wound" ?

You get Rusty Axe Wound... What more do you want?


A six demon bag.
 
2013-02-01 11:07:30 PM  
OMG words.
 
2013-02-01 11:08:56 PM  
img1.findthebest.com

They do it with the finest beer too

 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-01 11:09:01 PM  

mainstreet62: This thread is disgusting.


I love it.


Seconded
 
2013-02-01 11:12:54 PM  

the_chief: OMG words.


mightier than the sword and sharper than knives
yes even the knives that brought down the twin towers were not as sharp a words.
so guard them, keep  them well.
put em in the fridge so they don't smell.
cover 'em in oil and bury them in back.
so they ready for the day when the communaughts attack.

fus ro dah
 
2013-02-01 11:17:48 PM  
media.ifc.com
 
2013-02-01 11:21:46 PM  

WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.




Lowcarb Monster is like crack for me.
 
2013-02-01 11:25:20 PM  

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


you can, there's a formatting option at the top right of the edit box
 
2013-02-01 11:31:07 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: WorkingInParadise: I wish Monster would come out with 12oz cans of their drink. They could call it Pocket Monster.

Lowcarb Monster is like crack for me.


I call it the blue meanie.  And yeah, it's crack for me too!
 
2013-02-01 11:31:21 PM  

HairBolus: the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs [sumpoosiecatinabottle.com image 537x381]


HairBolus: the comments in TFA say it might be this, supposedly popular at strip clubs [sumpoosiecatinabottle.com image 537x381]


I'm not sure if this is real, but it uses the word "taste" twice when they should have used "tastes".  Also, there should be a comma after "I don't know about you".
 
2013-02-01 11:33:48 PM  
On rare occasions, a marketing stunt
Elicits pearl-clutching for being too blunt
Such was the case here, I think
When the biz named a drink
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored]
 
2013-02-01 11:36:03 PM  

MythDragon: [encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 271x186]

/really Fark, this has been done yet?


Glad someone posted that.
 
2013-02-01 11:41:02 PM  
Doesn't go down as well as Schlong, but, hey.
 
2013-02-01 11:51:44 PM  

davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.


The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.
 
2013-02-01 11:51:58 PM  
meanwhile at the bottling plant...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-01 11:53:43 PM  
vaginal hubris
 
2013-02-01 11:56:00 PM  

robot monkey: vaginal hubris


The Greek chorus for that must be... horrifying.
 
2013-02-02 12:06:51 AM  

Cupajo: Thunder Muscle?


Is that like drinking 10 Lightnings?

/too obscure?
 
2013-02-02 12:07:06 AM  

qualtrough: Pretty sure that Yoni from that list is Sanskrit, not a made up name as the list asserts.


Yes, you are correct.
 
2013-02-02 12:09:44 AM  

Benjimin_Dover: davidphogan: ramblinwreck: FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.

But they'll publish the name of suspected mass-murderers in shootings within moments of a presumptive ID.

The FCC doesn't have rules about that.

The FCC doesn't have rules about can or can't go in a newspaper either.


Good thing TFA wasn't a newspaper or they'd have no excuse.
 
2013-02-02 12:21:57 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.


During my last haircut the girls who worked there were talking about roast beef being used as a reference to the vagina. . The girl who was cutting my hair was gorgeous. She asked if I ever heard of the reference before, I said yes. She said "well mine doesnt look like that"...and I caught myself just before saying "no doubt, I bet yours is amazing". Of course at that point any attempt to not picture her naked was pointless.
 
2013-02-02 12:24:06 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: If a so-called news outlet are such prudes that they won't name the thing being written about, they shouldn't write an article about it.


Probably more titillating than the actual product.
 
2013-02-02 12:26:13 AM  
And you saw it first on KHOE. I mean KHOR. Er, KHOU.
 
2013-02-02 12:26:53 AM  

Muta: I can't just type the HTML codes anymore?


Hit "use HTML Buttons" in the top right of the comment box
 
2013-02-02 12:31:48 AM  
i tried some Four-Loco for the first time a few weeks ago, and was totally disappointed that it no longer contained caffeine and other uppers. still, for a 12% malt liquor, it wasn't bad. fruity.

i still miss Phat Boy, tho. that was the best.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-02-02 12:32:39 AM  
www.banglavisionshop.com
 
2013-02-02 12:33:02 AM  
When are we going to stop being offended by words? Seriously.
 
2013-02-02 12:33:28 AM  
 
2013-02-02 12:34:13 AM  
www.ironmagazine.com
It's full of protein.
 
2013-02-02 12:35:03 AM  
Prolly goes well with hoe cakes.

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-02 12:42:53 AM  

the801: i tried some Four-Loco for the first time a few weeks ago, and was totally disappointed that it no longer contained caffeine and other uppers. still, for a 12% malt liquor, it wasn't bad. fruity.


Speaking of fruity malt liquor...

i38.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-02 12:43:14 AM  

Sultan Of Herf: FirstNationalBastard: Shirley Ujest: Meat Curtains?

No, that's the latest Oscar Mayer lunch meat.

/Goes great with new Nabisco Tits.

During my last haircut the girls who worked there were talking about roast beef being used as a reference to the vagina. . The girl who was cutting my hair was gorgeous. She asked if I ever heard of the reference before, I said yes. She said "well mine doesnt look like that"...and I caught myself just before saying "no doubt, I bet yours is amazing". Of course at that point any attempt to not picture her naked was pointless.


You should have said: "prove it."

Then again, offending a woman holding scissors generally isn't a good idea.
 
2013-02-02 12:45:33 AM  

o'really: OneFretAway:
"Whoo hoo!  Pussy in a Can has made my neighborhood famous!"

Wait, so if the item is called pussy, how does that "invoke prostitution"?


It's hard to tell what reactionary types are thinking, but from what I gather they seem to feel it invokes prostitution because one can buy it.
 
2013-02-02 12:53:08 AM  

whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...


Howabout "hooch"?
 
2013-02-02 12:54:29 AM  
feedingmyfolks.com
 
2013-02-02 01:23:11 AM  

AfroX: Prolly goes well with hoe cakes.


Hole cakes?
 
2013-02-02 01:26:45 AM  

Apos: On rare occasions, a marketing stunt
Elicits pearl-clutching for being too blunt
Such was the case here, I think
When the biz named a drink
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored]


Jesus where's MaxxLarge when you need him? I'll give it a go.

On occasion a marketing stunt,
Has issues with being too blunt,
As seen here, I think,
When the biz named a drink,
As a tribute to Mary Jane's [censored].

/Unless you intended your limerick to be deliberately bad, of course.
//I'm getting Shatner when I re-read yours, now.
 
2013-02-02 01:26:59 AM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-02-02 01:27:52 AM  

Gyrfalcon: whackamac: Why not just call it:

Snatch.

At least you can cum up with alternate meanings...

Howabout "hooch"?


images4.wikia.nocookie.net


"You called?"
 
2013-02-02 01:41:17 AM  

Oh, those wacky Brits and their names....


pics2.ds-static.com
No doubt Pussy goes well with this
 
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